Random Politics & Religion #29: Hypocrisy Edition

The Keystone Pipeline spilled over 200,000 gallons of oil in South Dakota, just like protesters feared it would.

While that is a disaster, it should be noted that this is the Keystone Pipeline, which has existed for quite a while, and not the Keystone XL, which still hasn't been built.

If you actually googled "dossier tapes" you wouldn't have made the comment it's the first page of hits. Would have been fairly obvious you knew what I was talking about...

D for no effort. Same goes for Chanti.

Hopefully Mosin is still alive.

Yeah, I saw a page of "pee tapes" and wrongly assumed that you were referring to something had a chance of being legitimate. Conspiracy theories are fine, though. You do you.

Total silence from Trump today on Moore, but he managed to tweet about Franken. Very predictable, very stupid.

cardinal richelieu accused of sexual harassment and abusing his power

That's not actually true, they are stretching the definition of "funding". The RNC pulled fundraising for his campaign, Moore still has the funding already raised or pledged and at a month from the election and him already being the favored candidate to win, additional funding won't likely be needed. Funding is the "support", or rather the connections to funding sources. So saying they pulled "support" is also incorrect. GOP is distancing themselves from just just in case it blows up, he was already heavily favored to win the election and in such a conservative state full of deplorables he doesn't need much help to win anyway.

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries, representing New York's 8th congressional district in Brooklyn and Queens, eviscerating Jeff Sessions by using his own statements and track record against him.

With an "I yield back" mic drop to boot.

I wouldn't call 2010 "quite a while" but anyway the point was that protesters of the XL are validated.

Probably done by a liberal eco terrorist.

Neither AVALANCHE nor Cloud Strife are considered suspects at this time.

It's pretty close for a candlejack... They terminated the joint funding agreement between them and then shanked him with the poll they splattered across fox news showing him down 12...



infowars if you're more apt to believe them

We hate those up-tight stupid flat-landers to the east of us. the state is clearly divided into east and west river, beings everyone who hated the stupid christians and all their stupid prudish rules and norms so we went to the other side of the mighty missouri river and stole natives' lands, found some gold and ranched. we've despised the stupid easties ever since. The most recent of their *** being stopping letting us smoke in bars (that they don't even go into) and voting down pot. *** those ***.

/pointsamiddlefingereast

anyway, that far NE, I don't even think they're above the ogalala aquifer, so it matters very little to me, business as usual. though I could be mistaken, it's a huge *** aquifer. if that's the case, it's time to get pissy. I'll report back in a bit.

run-off looks like it could affect it to me, but I'm no scientist.

not cool.

Illustrated here in gif form:

Poll: Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race

The controversial Republican got 42 percent to Democrat Doug Jones' 50 percent in a new Fox News poll.
CNN (the internal link to the poll itself is broken)

We're talking about sweet home alabama so I wouldn't recommend betting anything you couldn't stand to loose... /stares at aman
or gambling with known welshers...

/bets a handful of dirty cigarette butts on moore

I honestly believe that if there were a statewide race in Alabama, with Satan running as a republican and Jesus running as a democrat, the good christian voters of Alabama would be morally conflicted in their choice.

They'd never in hell vote for that hippy, socialist, long-hair jesus. He was middle-eastern for ***, they might lynch him.

I heard he’s one those Leftist Progressive Globalist Socialists who supports Sharia-law in America. Mans not even a Christian for Christ sakes.

Dem and the media are circling the wagons on Franken. I cannot believe the circumstances needed to not throw this guy overboard.

It must be too risky to insta-validate his kind of sexual-assault allegations. There must be an avalanche of opportunities for accusations inside the swamp.

well from one northerner to another it's probably too late to change your yankee doodle dandy bias anyways... /shrug

I'm sure there are some good people in arkansas....

They can't possibly all be ignorant, beer guzzling, gun clinging, bible thumping, cousin kissing, sister marrying, slack jawed, beady eyed, confederate flag waving, nascar watching, the south will rise again shouting, monster truck crashing, dukes of hazard watching, iron boy overall wearing, third grade quitting, tobacco spitting, teeth missing, bar room brawling, country western singing, trailer park dwelling, line dancing, moonshine sipping, coon huntin, boot scoot boogieing, drunk driving, banjo strumming, confederate flag waving, inflated inner-tube tied to a cooler floating down an alligator infested swap creek river yokels...

but that's what we think of them... and they couldn't care any less than they already do about what we think of them.

and I'm certain that their rebuttal to my assessment of them would be as equally harsh and condescending...had any of them bothered to learn how to read...or type...

I’m gonna need a TI-83 to decipher this one.

I read this out loud to my cousin from Arkansas so that he could give a rebuttal. As soon as I decipher his incoherent mumbling I'll relay the response.

You're gonna need more than that.

My irony meter overloaded and blew up a while ago but that's a good one.