Random Politics & Religion #29: Hypocrisy Edition

I don't really like Papa John's so I can't pretend to give a ***.

I could boycott Starbucks cause the owner is a crazy liberal...but they make coffee I like. The politics of business owners isn't that damn important to me.

Little Caesars has the best ads. Pays John's ads are boring.

someone smarter than us...drop whatever it is you're doing and quickly figure out a way that we can make money with very little effort....

sell our posts so that instead of saying whatever stupid chime in response we typed up it is instead replaced with something like... /30's radio actor voice

little caesars is the only pizza for you and your family. drop on by one of our convenient locations and take home a hot and ready pizza for only five dollars...

or has THAT happened already and I'm the only one whose not a corporate shill....

CUT ME IN GODDAMNIT

The idea seems to be that the NFL boycotts are the direct reason, not the protests. Both Libs and Cons are at fault in this theory but Yum Brands has reported that Pizza Hut isn't seeing the same drop in sales so, that kinda throws that theory out.

Another theory I saw was that the NFL players in Papa John's ads are either retired or hurt and not playing. But really, if I'm hungry and I see an ad for something good, I don't really care who is in the ad.

I don't eat Papa John's because the reasons I stated before but also, no one in my house really likes Papa John's pizza, we do drive far enough to a local place that we could easily drive to a Papa John's in the same distance. Maybe local pizza places have better pizza.

I also don't appreciate homophobia but I will occasionally eat Chik-fil-a. *Shrug*

Can you please write a long-winded post to elaborate?

It's a pizza place and whether you agree with his politics or not doesn't' effect the pizza.

I will gladly sell out to any political idea or platform for the right price. I would fit right in Congress.

Well, for one it's football. It's been the same ***since the 40's, it's gotten boring. Secondly, this kneeling thing wasn't a big deal untill the media started making a fuss about it.

*** it, I say we also blame Hillary for her part in this.

But, what did Hillary do to cause this?!

Well, what did she do to stop it? #MAGA

now we just need to get rooks to give us our edit feature back so that we can make placeholder posts to sell to the highest bidder...

[insert diabolical laugh here]

I mean... have you tried donatos pizza lately with our edge to edge toppings... every piece is important...

Should check Papa John's sales figures in Western Pennsylvania.

I promise you that the vast majority of Steelers fans aren't tuning out.

Buy this post for $3,000,000!

This is more offensive than any political statement you could make.

and hook it up to my phone so that it makes the cash register sound effect every time I lie about what brands I like and I make a nickel....

or whatever the going rate for postomercials is.... that we just invented...

$3 mil.

"Your problems are your own, old man!"

starbucks cares about you and the environment with our new eco friendly packaging you can enjoy your favorite drinks even more

I remember when Starbucks wanted to discuss racism and I say *** that just give me the coffee you liberal arts drop out !

and I thought I was getting greedy asking for a whole nickel...

do you have any idea how many atrocities I would commit for three million....

One day, colleges are going to cross that line to where having a college degree is going to be a disadvantage because of the far-left ***going on on college campuses nowadays.

Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and OK for your.

Hey now, hey now. They have very fine college graduates working at Starbucks around the nation!

I know what he meant so I let it go, but I chuckled too.

BRING THEM ALL TO HEEL!

lol

I blame Herman Cain for either tricking conservatives into believing pizza moguls know a thing or two about politics and economics; or tricking pizza moguls into thinking they can convince conservatives they know about economics and politics.

And they’re up 1% this quarter, exceeding their expected growth.

Connection??!! Probably not.

No wonder you have cognition issues...

That kind of logic has killed over a hundred million humans in the past century.

Explains why the right has banned logic.

Liberals are the only ones allowed to speak their opinions. Only their opinions shall be heard and anyone disagreeing or speaking different opinions should be shamed and silenced.

Sounds like some pretty dark communist countries right there.