Romantically Frustrated?

Texas has more rednecks per ca pita than any other place in the United States.

Thats like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie role pop.


The World May Never Know.

You would be surprised. Maybe it is just luck. IDK.

>_>

*stares at your avatar*

It's not luck, believe me.

*drools*

Like i said being approached at the bar in my case usually means they are easy or desperate. I rather have a challange of finding one that is not easy.

yeah im not even gay and im doing the same thing

He is a tasty snack! D=

BBB can make a straight man gay

So what would he make me? o.o

Um I'm kinda saying that doesn't turn me on lol you clown. I think you know by now I'm not to picky usually

straight

It's not necessarily the hot ones. Mostly the stuck up ones, although they're a bit more likely to be hot.

I actually got approached by women a lot in high school. Now that I look back on it, I was a bit of a moron. They had to be at least a little interested in me to do so, wouldn't they?

I mean, why else would you approach the 6'3" 'emotionless' guy in the back of the room who mostly ignores everyone?

Or hard. xD

yeah

i meant he would make you straight

as in your penis

so you can give him a snickers

depending on how emotionless he is

*falls backwards out of my chair, laughing*

Red-necks are the reason Texas is looked down on.


Well, I noticed that the FFXI is not full of hormonal teenagers that will make sexual comments because there is a picture of a girl on now. It use to be the opposite way. So, naturally, I approached that with caution.

When I first started playing, I was only in LSs with my RL friends because of a douchebag named Trevino. I think there has only been one instance where I was insulted by what someone said to me since I've been back. Means FFXI is grown up now, or all the idiots went to WoW.

I knew a guy exactly like that. So on my last day of school I hugged him, HE WAS BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE!

I regret that I never got to do anything to with him. =)

Look, as a self diagnosed lady killer, I am a master of taming the opposite sex. Here's a short guide that will have you bedding the closest barrista before you can say "watch out for Willie Nelson, he shaves! THE SHAVING THE SHAVING!"

1) The pick up line. Too oft the pick up line is overlooked. Its been satirized time and time and again as something that is tired, overplayed, and frankly just does not work.

I am here to tell you that it does. Not just 100% of the time either. 60% of the time it works all the time. That's amazing. You don't have to be a mathemagician to whiz kid that one out either.9 times out of 9 times a well placed line will get a girls left hand on the zipper.

Try these:

a) "I can make you feel like I've never had sex before."
b) "What's your sign? Is it yield?"
c) "Get out of my car and into my dreams, baby."
d) "Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?"
e) If you need more, and I doubt you will see this for an endless supply for endless sex.

2) NEVER forget that the women have the smaller brains. It's easy to trick them into thinking that you know what they want. Mention your fondness for such trifle things as commitment, snuggling, going to the movies, actually listening to what she's saying, etc.

3) Women are only good for three things: "Cooking, cleaning...and vaginas." They try to trick you with their limited wisdom but don't fall for it, you have a Y chromosome after all.

4) CHROMOSOMES. Thats right, the superiority of man is consistent down to the molecular level. Women have TWO X chromosomes...TWO! Isn't that greedy?!? This genetic mutation is responsible for roughly all of your relationship problems. They have it and they still want it. Need further proof? PROSTITUTION. Oldest job in the world and the biggest ripoff. They got it. They sell it. THEY STILL *** GOT IT. Douches.

With the aforementioned you should be banging hard in no time. Just have confidence and remember..."*** AINT ***."

[LEGAL]
This guide was constructed by Sandolphon of the Asura server aka Phone aka The 'Phonz. The majority of the work is compiled and not my own from Beavis & Butthead, Jon Lajoie, Rodney Dangerfield, and Tupac. All of which banged many girls or could have if they weren't cartoons.

Look, I have hook up at the club before so I get what your saying. I do prefer to have to work some for it. But I NEVER make the first move. Women want what that can't have. Just like us dudes. If I plan on having a relationship with a chick. I wait. If not it's bombs away.

Ignorance is bliss.

Related to the topic:

Ew, Snickers. D:

Reese's or gtfo.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

you don't get it :(

Cuz snicker is another word for laughing...

:)

Meh.

EDIT: Oh, I got it. Just nothing really to say in return. So, I addressed the pressing issue. Snickers are gross.

maybe he only says candy

but im referring to a dane cook joke