Zombie Apocalypse -- Chose Your Weapon!

Seriously, you bumped it after nearly a year for that? Ooo.. A metal suit.. aren't you original.

Haters - People mad at them self's because you are a reflection of what they want to be, but are not.

Seriously, after 17 pages, and nearly a year, if you were gonna bump it, at least come up with something good.. It's not as if you didn't have time to contemplate it.

It's a stupid idea. You'll be swarmed and unable to move. Die of dehydration. Nice.

That's if the zombies don't just rip your arms out of socket... Hell a lobster has a hard shell, that doesn't stop me from getting to the good stuff.

Find a huge and elevated suspension pick up(important so when u hit a zombie,the impact would make him goes directly under the truck and they would not be able to acess any windows and lot of amphetamines xD

or u do like bll murray n u act like a zombies n hope forthe best looool

I would caution against the truck idea.. Most of those trucks are only built up, and not out, meaning the have a very high center of gravity, even hitting one zombie could mean flipping over.

Monster trucks work so well because most of the weight is centered at the bottom half, and they also have very wide tracks, even the engine is mounted relatively low.. The shell of what is the truck body is even specifically made light weight to keep the center of gravity low.

I would use a spork launcher with a silencer. Pew pew pew.

Monster trucks are designed for a couple quick events at the show. They shocks, and sometimes axles, have to be replaced every single event. They also consume far too much gas to be reasonable.

On top of that an internal combustion engine of any kind (let alone a truck) would be like a dinner bell for miles.

< Titanium Crowbar, Hatchet, and pistol (only for emergencies). The best defense is keeping on the move and avoid contact (unless you have an isolated location prepared before the apocalypse).

good point ofview on truck issue,another tthing i was thinking if htey only under a rage n still alive like running 28 zombies i would simply head for the north(im alread in quebec which is in canada)and go where its bout -40 celcius,that way even the best of them would result in a death due to the fact they dont think bout keeping the body alive n thye would die of hypothermy also because population density is much lower... guess would be the same for people who lives around the deserts.. what u tihnk bout that

:< I was using them to show how not all big trucks are necessarily fit for running over ***. Not all trucks, just because they are high up, are fit for running over ***

I'm well aware of how monster trucks are built.. I'm not saying you should go roaming the apocalypse in one.

Personally, I'd go with a military issue hummer. You're not going to have all clear roads once the world goes to ***. You're going to need off-road capability. I'd be hard pressed to come up with a better all around vehicle for speed, safety and off-road capability.

First thing I'd do in the zombie apocalypse is gather supplies and right after that would be to head out of a major population zone. Cities are death traps, even the small ones..

I think I will go with one of these, seems the best option overall:


Yadda yadda sci-fi weapon, i dont care zombies are sci-fi to... for now.

i'll just hire alucard :3

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