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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
 Ramuh.Haseyo
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:03:49
Asura.Chuuuuu said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Leviathan.Novax said: Nice guys finish last..
It pays off though. Nice guys finish first, because they don't get nearly as much sex as bad boys.
Oh, you! Unless she's not a veteran either. Then it's a competition of who finishes first under 10 seconds. wat? Girls are never finished.. And then they dare accuse us of having too much of a sex drive.
They can finish due to exhaustion. Just gotta get that stamina boost and win! how would you know?!
Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I don't -know- people that have had sex.
I'll tell you August 10th how it goes. you still dont know :O
Whatever floats ya boat. I'm not one for the lazy kind so she's not gonna just sit there while I...deliver.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:05:19
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Wait, what's August 10th..?
My gf returns August 9th and she already said the next day we're having sex. It's both of our first times so it should be interesting. Okay, then by August 11th you'll see just what I meant by women are never finished..
I mean I already know how they can basically go on forever as a majority of positions they don't do much so they don't have much energy to give, but she said she wants it to be 50/50 with that so she might tire herself out for all I know.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:06:14
Just wait, you'll see what I mean.. A woman who is 'into it' can go on forever, even if they do all the work.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-07-14 22:07:08
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Wait, what's August 10th..?
My gf returns August 9th and she already said the next day we're having sex. It's both of our first times so it should be interesting. Okay, then by August 11th you'll see just what I meant by women are never finished..
I mean I already know how they can basically go on forever as a majority of positions they don't do much so they don't have much energy to give, but she said she wants it to be 50/50 with that so she might tire herself out for all I know. japanese kamasutra helicopter
Do it
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:07:14
You're going to need an ice pack and some Red Bull.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:07:55
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: You're going to need an ice pack and some Red Bull. xD
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-14 22:08:08
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Just wait, you'll see what I mean.. A woman who is 'into it' can go on forever, even if they do all the work. They dont exist.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:09:15
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: lmao come on now, poor Haseyo, mean chuuuu and psht you want nice guys silly dont make another mean *** guy hasyeo wont turn into an *** lol hes my old friend >o I meant Nova nova is my friend too lol he knows i didnt mean it. my friends get me, unlike u :P
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By Phoenix.Fondue 2011-07-14 22:09:20
rail some adderall beforehand
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:09:45
She even said herself I'm gonna need Red Bull. I don't know whether to be excited or scared (yet still excited.)
Sylph.Tigerwoods said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Wait, what's August 10th..?
My gf returns August 9th and she already said the next day we're having sex. It's both of our first times so it should be interesting. Okay, then by August 11th you'll see just what I meant by women are never finished..
I mean I already know how they can basically go on forever as a majority of positions they don't do much so they don't have much energy to give, but she said she wants it to be 50/50 with that so she might tire herself out for all I know. japanese kamasutra helicopter
Do it
Just Googled.
I'll save that for when our sex gets dull over the years, lol. You know, whenever I feel like breaking my *** from poor balance.
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By Asura.Vyre 2011-07-14 22:09:59
Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: lmao come on now, poor Haseyo, mean chuuuu and psht you want nice guys silly dont make another mean *** guy hasyeo wont turn into an *** lol hes my old friend >o I meant Nova nova is my friend too lol he knows i didnt mean it. my friends get me, unlike u :P Goooooooopie!
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:10:25
Asura.Vyre said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: lmao come on now, poor Haseyo, mean chuuuu and psht you want nice guys silly dont make another mean *** guy hasyeo wont turn into an *** lol hes my old friend >o I meant Nova nova is my friend too lol he knows i didnt mean it. my friends get me, unlike u :P Goooooooopie! looooooool :P yes goop everywhere
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:10:34
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:10:58
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Asura.Ludoggy said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Just wait, you'll see what I mean.. A woman who is 'into it' can go on forever, even if they do all the work. They dont exist. they do exist just rare as hell
Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Asura.Chuuuuu said: Bismarck.Josiahfk said: lmao come on now, poor Haseyo, mean chuuuu and psht you want nice guys silly dont make another mean *** guy hasyeo wont turn into an *** lol hes my old friend >o I meant Nova nova is my friend too lol he knows i didnt mean it. my friends get me, unlike u :P psht don't start i can start when ever i want! ur the one that likes to betray me or toss me aside!
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:11:24
Ramuh.Haseyo said: She even said herself I'm gonna need Red Bull. I don't know whether to be excited or scared (yet still excited.)
Just Googled.
I'll save that for when our sex gets dull over the years, lol. You know, whenever I feel like breaking my *** from poor balance.
Be afraid.
And if you want info on how to properly break ***, ask Nini.
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By Diabolos.Neclord 2011-07-14 22:11:30
you can rub 1 out before you see her to get the that hair trigger out of the way..that is unless shes staying with you.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:11:55
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Just wait, you'll see what I mean.. A woman who is 'into it' can go on forever, even if they do all the work.
I hope you're right, as I would hate to be the one wanting to go longer yet she doesn't want to, lol. Someone's got be in disappoint.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-14 22:12:01
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:12:15
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-07-14 22:13:42
Diabolos.Neclord said: you can rub 1 out before you see her to get the that hair trigger out of the way..that is unless shes staying with you.
She'll give an initial bj first (this is that other thread all over again lawl) so it's not like I'm gonna cream upon entrance. I'll have some downtime.
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:13:58
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:14:15
creamy goop
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-07-14 22:14:18
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Just wait, you'll see what I mean.. A woman who is 'into it' can go on forever, even if they do all the work.
I hope you're right, as I would hate to be the one wanting to go longer yet she doesn't want to, lol. Someone's got be in disappoint. Well I mean, if it's her first time for anything it might not go so well.. You can hurt them.. But if the pain is outta the way, if anyone goes away unsatisfied, it'd probably be her.
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-07-14 22:14:28
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Diabolos.Neclord said: you can rub 1 out before you see her to get the that hair trigger out of the way..that is unless shes staying with you.
She'll give an initial bj first (this is that other thread all over again lawl) so it's not like I'm gonna cream upon entrance. I'll have some downtime.
Make sure you eat berries and fruits for like 2 weeks.
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By Phoenix.Fondue 2011-07-14 22:14:34
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Diabolos.Neclord said: you can rub 1 out before you see her to get the that hair trigger out of the way..that is unless shes staying with you.
She'll give an initial bj first (this is that other thread all over again lawl) so it's not like I'm gonna cream upon entrance. I'll have some downtime.
planning out sex is pro
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-14 22:14:39
my poor forever alone friends lol <3
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-07-14 22:15:54
Phoenix.Fondue said:
planning out sex is pro
being prepared is half the battle!
or is it...
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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