All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so!
1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth
2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far)
3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind]
4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back)
5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the ***)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?]
6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe)
7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory)
8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand.
9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.)
10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed)
anyways the Mayans are gonna be correct about 2012. Not because the world will really end but because that'll be the exact time when the Detroit Lions make it into the playoffs undefeated.
Well, we earthlings are already doing two things to try and save our race in case of a huge disaster:
1. We're in preparation to send people to Mars. If we can do that, we'll have yet another giant leap for mankind (landing on the moon is one thing, but landing on a planet almost a year's space travel away and with an atmosphere to boot is much more difficult).
2. We're also designing a robot to travel to Europa to see if there is liquid water underneath the surface ice. If there is, then not only might there be life on Europa, but we might actually stand a chance at colonizing it.
As for 2012, I don't really trust that a civilization that has little in terms of scientific background can predict something that our scientists can't. And the only other alternative is that we have discovered it, but every government in the world is being super hush-hush about it, which would not only be hard to do, but would also be a bad idea in general.
Unless we get a way to travel that is not stuck on the limitations of a propulsion engine, or somehow find a way to cryogenically freeze people without death, we're not going to colonise another planet in our life time.
The end of days will begin on December 17th, 2012. President Obama will finally admit that he is a Muslim sleeper cell terrorist and he was planning to destroy the entire US all this time. Bush, Cheney, and Clinton will mount a force against him, but his 1 billion Muslim followers will see to it that their efforts are futile.
The economy will drop to a staggering low, forcing black women to start chasing rich white men because they won't be able to mooch off the welfare checks. Old people will run amok because they won't be able to afford their medication. Old men will die from lack of Viagra, old women will die due to late night frat runs.
Comedians will stand on stages everywhere making fun of the politicians with their "I told you so" jokes while everyone runs for their life.
Homosexuals of all kinds will run through the streets like hordes of zombies, *** anything and anyone they find, causing multitudes of people to become flamboyantly gay *** pirates. People who haven't turned gay yet will have to deal with another problem... republicans. Republicans will go up against the homosexuals in epic combat, and the very crust of the earth will split open.
Then, on the 21st day of December, God appears. The clouds will part in the sky as He Who Shall Kill The *** comes down from his fiery majestic pedestal in heaven to banish all who not follow him. Unfortunately, no one's followed him since 2011 when scientists finally found the fountain of youth. So God gets really *** pissed and starts killing homosexuals everywhere. Millions of *** die by his hand.
Fire will rain from the skies as the ethnic groups clash over land. Sexually fueled wars will surge throughout the land. Women and children will be slaughtered by the thousands for their constant whining and nagging. Man against woman, father against son, cousin against baby daddy, everyone will be fighting.
Then, in the midst of all the chaos and madness, a bright light will appear. The clouds will turn brilliantly white and part as He Who Is So Awesome will return from heaven to save us all. His guitar will play a harmonic melody so soothing, even the most flaming of homos will stop and wonder why his *** is in the *** of another man. Accompanied by this heavenly figure, another one will join him with a voice only angels can use. His words will echo throughout the world and the masses will finally calm the *** down.
Yes folks, our saviors will be Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix.
I'm skeptical about most 2012 theories, but one has always stuck out in my mind.
It's not to say my brother is a soothsayer or anything, but when we were kids (approximately 14 years ago... (side note: holy crap I'm old)) he told me that he had read about or heard about a massive seismic event happening in the Midwest coinciding with the Mississippi River. According to him, it's supposedly this very dormant fault line that hasn't acted in centuries. But, he alleged that it would release all this pent-up tension and create an earthquake so massive, it would place a .12 on the Richter Scale. Previously, the largest earthquake known to man hasn't gone past a .10.
He went on to state that it would cause the United States to rip in two, causing volcanoes to erupt and spew out massive amounts of molten rock in the air (specifically at the Supervolcano in Yellowstone National Park). All of this is supposed to happen in the year 2012.
Since then, he's rescinded his comment, saying he doesn't want to believe in the decimation of mankind now that he has kids who he wants to see grow up. But I can tell that he still has the fear.
Aside from the Supervolcano theories, I haven't heard anything seismically related about such an event since, so I do doubt his statement. Still, I will be holding my breath until January 1, 2013.
The end of days will begin on December 17th, 2012. President Obama will finally admit that he is a Muslim sleeper cell terrorist and he was planning to destroy the entire US all this time. Bush, Cheney, and Clinton will mount a force against him, but his 1 billion Muslim followers will see to it that their efforts are futile.
The economy will drop to a staggering low, forcing black women to start chasing rich white men because they won't be able to mooch off the welfare checks. Old people will run amok because they won't be able to afford their medication. Old men will die from lack of Viagra, old women will die due to late night frat runs.
Comedians will stand on stages everywhere making fun of the politicians with their "I told you so" jokes while everyone runs for their life.
Homosexuals of all kinds will run through the streets like hordes of zombies, *** anything and anyone they find, causing multitudes of people to become flamboyantly gay *** pirates. People who haven't turned gay yet will have to deal with another problem... republicans. Republicans will go up against the homosexuals in epic combat, and the very crust of the earth will split open.
Then, on the 21st day of December, God appears. The clouds will part in the sky as He Who Shall Kill The *** comes down from his fiery majestic pedestal in heaven to banish all who not follow him. Unfortunately, no one's followed him since 2011 when scientists finally found the fountain of youth. So God gets really *** pissed and starts killing homosexuals everywhere. Millions of *** die by his hand.
Fire will rain from the skies as the ethnic groups clash over land. Sexually fueled wars will surge throughout the land. Women and children will be slaughtered by the thousands for their constant whining and nagging. Man against woman, father against son, cousin against baby daddy, everyone will be fighting.
Then, in the midst of all the chaos and madness, a bright light will appear. The clouds will turn brilliantly white and part as He Who Is So Awesome will return from heaven to save us all. His guitar will play a harmonic melody so soothing, even the most flaming of homos will stop and wonder why his *** is in the *** of another man. Accompanied by this heavenly figure, another one will join him with a voice only angels can use. His words will echo throughout the world and the masses will finally calm the *** down.
Yes folks, our saviors will be Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix.
All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so! 1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth 2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far) 3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind] 4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back) 5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the ***)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?] 6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe) 7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory) 8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand. 9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.) 10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed) Just some ideas I wanted to put out there.
What if flying to Mars, in order to escape the incoming death of 2012 prophecy, infects people with a virus that kills off the entire human race.
All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so! 1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth 2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far) 3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind] 4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back) 5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the ***)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?] 6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe) 7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory) 8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand. 9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.) 10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed) Just some ideas I wanted to put out there.
What if flying to Mars, in order to escape the incoming death of 2012 prophecy, infects people with a virus that kills off the entire human race.
Oh the irony! A self-fulfilling prophecy!
nothing actually surprises me anymore. quite an interesting reply, thanks!
Three days before December 21st, homosexuals explode.
Two days before December 21st, Republicans rejoice, then explode.
One day before December 21st, Obama gets assassinated.
December 21st, Keith Richards becomes the new king of the world, and its 1965 all over again.
You make me laugh, Keith Richards looks a little frail in his age. Not sure he could even stand making a presidential speech. this sure did give me a good laugh though. good to see not only children post here as well.
Three days before December 21st, homosexuals explode.
Two days before December 21st, Republicans rejoice, then explode.
One day before December 21st, Obama gets assassinated.
December 21st, Keith Richards becomes the new king of the world, and its 1965 all over again.
You make me laugh, Keith Richards looks a little frail in his age. Not sure he could even stand making a presidential speech. this sure did give me a good laugh though. good to see not only children post here as well.
let me tell you something. If there was a nuclear *** holocaust, the two living things left alive will be Keith Richards and roaches. I would gladly vote for him to be president.
I believe that in 2012, magical rainbow unicorns are going to visit our planet and take us on a journey to their home planet. During this journey there will be many intergalactic battles between good and evil, and during one of the epic battles the unicorn leader Carlos will decide to blow up Earth by using a rainbow laser beam canon that the unicorns built on Uranus in the year 1043. After the blowing up of Earth, the counsel of unicorns were very enraged by their leader, and they decided to overthrow the almighty Carlos. This caused yet another great war between Carlos and her own people. About three months into the war, Carlos decided that enough was enough, and blew up the entire universe using her magical unicorn powers.
And that is my prediction of what is going to happen in the year 2012.
I believe that in 2012, magical rainbow unicorns are going to visit our planet and take us on a journey to their home planet. During this journey there will be many intergalactic battles between good and evil, and during one of the epic battles the unicorn leader Carlos will decide to blow up Earth by using a rainbow laser beam canon that the unicorns built on Uranus in the year 1043. After the blowing up of Earth, the counsel of unicorns were very enraged by their leader, and they decided to overthrow the almighty Carlos. This caused yet another great war between Carlos and her own people. About three months into the war, Carlos decided that enough was enough, and blew up the entire universe using her magical unicorn powers.
And that is my prediction of what is going to happen in the year 2012.
haha! and yet another classic yet original! thanks!
While I do believe big stuff will happen that year, I doubt it'll be the end of human civilazation. Either way, I'll be sure I'm adequately drunk on 12/21/12. Unless it turns out to be the 2nd coming of Jesus and I'd be like "Wuzzup JC!"
I believe that in 2012, magical rainbow unicorns are going to visit our planet and take us on a journey to their home planet. During this journey there will be many intergalactic battles between good and evil, and during one of the epic battles the unicorn leader Carlos will decide to blow up Earth by using a rainbow laser beam canon that the unicorns built on Uranus in the year 1043. After the blowing up of Earth, the counsel of unicorns were very enraged by their leader, and they decided to overthrow the almighty Carlos. This caused yet another great war between Carlos and her own people. About three months into the war, Carlos decided that enough was enough, and blew up the entire universe using her magical unicorn powers.
And that is my prediction of what is going to happen in the year 2012.
/glares at avatar hot. anyways the Mayans are gonna be correct about 2012. Not because the world will really end but because that'll be the exact time when the Detroit Lions make it into the playoffs undefeated.
I believe that in 2012, magical rainbow unicorns are going to visit our planet and take us on a journey to their home planet. During this journey there will be many intergalactic battles between good and evil, and during one of the epic battles the unicorn leader Carlos will decide to blow up Earth by using a rainbow laser beam canon that the unicorns built on Uranus in the year 1043. After the blowing up of Earth, the counsel of unicorns were very enraged by their leader, and they decided to overthrow the almighty Carlos. This caused yet another great war between Carlos and her own people. About three months into the war, Carlos decided that enough was enough, and blew up the entire universe using her magical unicorn powers.
And that is my prediction of what is going to happen in the year 2012.
All this 2012 speculation rings in my head from time to time so I put a few ideas together. Maybe I will even open it as a thread to create a short story through this community on ffxiah.com. And remember this is just for a creativity purpose. I just wonder if people think like me. But anyway, If you want to add anything feel free to do so!
1. NASA finds a similar and livable planet outside Earth
2.The President of the U.S. decides for the people to relocate to this planet for our better chance of survival from the skepticism of foretold events via. Mayan Numerology (they have been accurate so far)
3.What really makes you think (we as humans) actually started life on Earth? ( since there are many other planets.. i doubt we are the only human race in the galaxy right?)[out of sight, out of mind]
4.Illuminati( enlightened activists. secret societies that secretly run the world dating back to Benjamin Franklin and even further back)
5.The planet is dying. All the natural resources are being used up on a day by day basis and now all of a sudden its "go green"(what the fuck)[i guess might as well say god bless america as well with that irony huh?]
6. The planet is fighting back slowly. The scars show and it erupts into violence killing its inhabitors. (natural disasters at a more frequent rate all across the "mapped" globe)
7.People are a virus to Earth. We are poison. (thats not a conspiracy theory)
8.We don't know what we should. The government feeds us lies to keep us under control by not knowing too much but enough to actually trust them to re- elect them and gain(yet again) the upper hand.
9. The news is created to keep us in fear. Where i live you never see anything that makes you want to smile. (just violence, drugs, etc.)
10.And on a final note we as a up to date society must always continue on a "new world era" not a new world order. Constantly replacing new with the old; therefore losing all internal information. (losing documents of the past as if they never actually existed)