1. *** that can cook
2. *** that are horny
3. *** that can't speak
A Genie Grants You Three Wishes...
A genie grants you three wishes...
Fenrir.Schutz said:
Imagine what kind of weird depraved stuff has to be invented for someone who has lived 2,300 years... ;_;
Phoenix.Spheroth said:
3.Penis Fingers
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"A genie had magical powers and was sometimes, though not always, wicked, or at least mischievous."
would be my luck i'd get a mischevious one.
1)to be independently wealthy from a legal source of income obtained through legal means with the ability to go do/buy what I want, when I want.
2)to be able to hold the other wish until I choose to intentionally use it
think about this, you have an evil genie....how would you ask for something without him/her turning it into something you didn't want.
After all what good is unlimited money if you can't spend it. or unlimited wishes if you are not allowed to use them because you asked wrong
would be my luck i'd get a mischevious one.
1)to be independently wealthy from a legal source of income obtained through legal means with the ability to go do/buy what I want, when I want.
2)to be able to hold the other wish until I choose to intentionally use it
think about this, you have an evil genie....how would you ask for something without him/her turning it into something you didn't want.
After all what good is unlimited money if you can't spend it. or unlimited wishes if you are not allowed to use them because you asked wrong
1.) Wish for youthfull immortality but the ability to die only if suicide is commited.
2.) A computer which automatically upgrades itself and fixes itself.
3.) Ability to pull fresh legit 100$ bills from my underpants while wearing them if I reach down looking for money.
2.) A computer which automatically upgrades itself and fixes itself.
3.) Ability to pull fresh legit 100$ bills from my underpants while wearing them if I reach down looking for money.
Carbuncle.Shotzie said:
Fenrir.Schutz said:
Imagine what kind of weird depraved stuff has to be invented for someone who has lived 2,300 years... ;_;
Phoenix.Spheroth said:
3.Penis Fingers
Rhetorical questions aren't supposed to be that easy to answer. ;_;
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Fenrir.Schutz said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Asura.Poupee said:
I wouldnt want eternal life, what are you going to do if you know you cant die?
I think most of it is because modern day humans (i.e. post agrarian society/35-40 hour-a-week-tops job investment) are so used to a hedonistic lifestyle, that they try to cram every free moment of the day in with pleasure-seeking activities.
So it is natural to hope for an extended (or indefinite) lifetime to pursue all that pr0n...er, I mean that healthy, active, pleasurable lifestyle. :p
That being said, unfortunately the human condition is also such that we all tend to get jaded as we get older, and that the "rush of passion" we get from a new turn-on grows stale the more we experience it, to the point where even the kinkiest fetish becomes "ho-hum" after a while.
Just look at Marv Albert or David Carradine...these guys were into some whacky stuff just after a *single* lifetime of pleasure-seeking LOL. Imagine what kind of weird depraved stuff has to be invented for someone who has lived 2,300 years... ;_;
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