Simple thread topic. You randomly happen upon a magic lamp for whatever reason, and it just happens to contain a genie. He (She?) grants you three wishes. What are they?
Try to avoid boring stuff like world peace, lots of money, stuff like that. Keep it fun, not predictable.
1)For today to be September 22nd. FFXIV day!
2)A better computer, or at least a better graphics card. For...So many reasons.
3)Darki being banned from this site.
A Genie Grants You Three Wishes...
A genie grants you three wishes...
I feel honored You mentioned me on your thread.
Does it have to be something realistically possible?
1). bump up my salary to $96k a year
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Does it have to be something realistically possible?
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My first wish would be for infinite wishes.. everything else falls into its place after that.
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A garage, access to whatever performance parts I find a need for, and a rusted out shell of a 69 Camaro.
Building it would be half the experience and fun, or else I'd probably just be lame and ask for the car I want to build, already done.
Building it would be half the experience and fun, or else I'd probably just be lame and ask for the car I want to build, already done.
wtf do you want to be 6'4 for? you wont fit even on your car.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
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Cerberus.Hatekhaos said:
My first wish would be for infinite wishes.. everything else falls into its place after that.
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Phoenix.Darki said:
wtf do you want to be 6'4 for? you wont fit even on your car.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. That my teachers finally realize how much they suck at teaching.
2.Night vision
3.and i wish I had a rl penguin.
2.Night vision
3.and i wish I had a rl penguin.
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Bismarck.Josiahkf said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
1). bump up my salary to $96k a year
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
1) Financial security for my friends and family. Not infinite money, just the knowledge that they'll always have financial security.
2) To be able to make any video game reality at will.
3) For there to be a heaven
2) To be able to make any video game reality at will.
3) For there to be a heaven
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
wtf do you want to be 6'4 for? you wont fit even on your car.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
we short people have a hard time gettin on those.
bleh
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Bismarck.Josiahkf said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
1). bump up my salary to $96k a year
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
ISNT YOUR SALARY ENOUGH TO PAY FOR ONE?
WE HAVE 3 AT MINE~
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
wtf do you want to be 6'4 for? you wont fit even on your car.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
we short people have a hard time gettin on those.
bleh
1) to make more money so i dont always feel poor.
2) move closer to my family
3) go back to school once the first wish goes into effect
2) move closer to my family
3) go back to school once the first wish goes into effect
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Bismarck.Josiahkf said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
1). bump up my salary to $96k a year
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
WE HAVE 3 AT MINE~
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Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
wtf do you want to be 6'4 for? you wont fit even on your car.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
we short people have a hard time gettin on those.
bleh
5'1
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i might of been cheating on that 1 extra when they sized me last time.
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Bismarck.Josiahkf said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
1). bump up my salary to $96k a year
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
WE HAVE 3 AT MINE~
WAIT WHAT
I AM NOT SEEING ANY COLORFUL CASH
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
wtf do you want to be 6'4 for? you wont fit even on your car.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
1. finish college already
2. own a house
3. have 3 more wishes.
we short people have a hard time gettin on those.
bleh
5'1
<---
i might of been cheating on that 1 extra when they sized me last time.
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Bismarck.Josiahkf said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
1). bump up my salary to $96k a year
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
2). Give me more height, preferably 6ft4
3). I dunno... a new car?
WE HAVE 3 AT MINE~
WAIT WHAT
I AM NOT SEEING ANY COLORFUL CASH
Phoenix.Darki said:
i dont have a brother.
edit:
meh, new list...
1). bump up salary to $104k a year
2). 4bed/3bath house paid for in full
3). a three-headed rottweiler named Poseidon
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1) The ability to enter and exit TVs and take the place of characters within the shows. And of course bring my remote with me. Can take stuff in or out with me assuming I can carry it, and can chose what if any changes that happen to me within continue on after I exit.
2) A tower of money that I can litterally swim in like in Duck Tales.
3) Immortality/enternal youth duh.
2) A tower of money that I can litterally swim in like in Duck Tales.
3) Immortality/enternal youth duh.
1. Time machine
2. -
3. Darki being banned
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2. -
3. Darki being banned
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1) Be able to read minds
2) Be able to control minds
3) Have it be time to take over the world! >;D
2) Be able to control minds
3) Have it be time to take over the world! >;D
Ramuh.Dasva said:
1) The ability to enter and exit TVs and take the place of characters within the shows. And of course bring my remote with me. Can take stuff in or out with me assuming I can carry it, and can chose what if any changes that happen to me within continue on after I exit.
2) A tower of money that I can litterally swim in like in Duck Tales.
3) Immortality/enternal youth duh.
2) A tower of money that I can litterally swim in like in Duck Tales.
3) Immortality/enternal youth duh.
1) is kinda what I meant... for like video games... As in I could choose my reality to be Pokémon and BAM all of sudden I'm a new pokémon trainer starting out his journey... but it's actually real, and everything that happens to me is real.
Being able to bring my friends along for the ride would be cool beans too.
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