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 Ramuh.Lilbusta
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 11:59:44
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Spam cures AIDS!
 
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 12:01:22
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Supposed to bump with a shoutout to join your failing Dyna LS.
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By Garuda.Hypnotizd 2009-10-21 12:01:47
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If you are driving down the road and toss a cat out the window... is that kitty litter?
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-10-21 12:03:26
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So who's gonna roast Barti? Let's hear some funny stuff!
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By Pandemonium.Abrianna 2009-10-21 12:04:34
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He'd taste bad. :x A mix between psycho whm and frog legs.

Ew. :x
 
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 12:05:15
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French or Honey?
 
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 12:11:13
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we can roast Barti till he looks like this...
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 12:22:24
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WTF happens when Flava is fed after midnight? I know Mogwais turn to Gremlins, but this is something I haven't seen or heard.
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By Siren.Clinpachi 2009-10-21 12:25:22
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*Turns on his comedy central roast theme speech*

Well Bartimaeus, for a year or so now i have had the fun and pleasure of posting on FFXIAH.com, and where else would the world be without your replies where i see a action packed avatar of mustache goodness floating around from time to time....

*gets pushed aside and the microphone taken from him out of nowhere*

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OhSH-
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By Unicorn.Excesspain 2009-10-21 12:38:57
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What did one pedophile say to another pedophile on the beach?
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By Carbuncle.Zanno 2009-10-21 12:43:03
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because i have nothing better to do:

Johnny walks in the kitchen where his mother is making dinner.

His birthday is coming up the next week, and he thought it was a good oportunity to tell his mother what he wanted for his birthday.

"Mom, I want a bicycle for my birthday."

Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He's been in trouble both at school and at home lately.
His mom asked him if he thought he deserved any birthday present this year.

Ofcourse he thought he did.

Johnny's mother was a religous woman, and she thought he should think about his behavior
lately and write a letter to Jesus and explain to him why he deserves a bicycle.

Johnny ran up to his room and started to write a letter to Jesus....

Letter 1:

Dear Jesus.

I have been a really nice boy this year, and I would really like a bicycle for my birthday. A red one.

Your friend, Johnny.

Johnny knew he hadn't been completely honest, he hadn't been all that nice the past year. So he threw the letter in the trashcan and started a new one...

Letter 2:

Dear Jesus.

This is your friend Johnny. I have been kind of nice the past year, and I really would like a red bicycle for my birthday. Thank you.

Johnny.

Johnny still knew he had not been completely honest about himself and started over once again...

Letter 2:

Dear Jesus.

I have been a decent boy this year and I would really want a red bicycle on my birthday.

Your friend, Johnny.

Johnny knew he wasnt gonna send this letter either. He felt very upset. He went down to the kitchen and told his mother that he was going to the church. Johnny's mother thought her plan for Johnny had worked, because he looked very sad.

"Just be home before dinner" She said.

Johnny walked the road down to the church, once there he went inside. He looked around to see if anyone could see him.

He picked up a statue of virgin Mary and ran as fast as he could out from the church.

He ran all the way home, straight up to his room where he started to write a 4th letter.

Letter 4:

I HAVE YOUR MOTHER.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, GIVE ME THE DAMN BICYCLE!

YOU KNOW WHO....
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By Siren.Kuz 2009-10-21 12:58:21
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Oh...so we're doing jokes now?

Man hires a Chinese Prostitute and they're going at it...
Man says to her, "Hey, how bout a 69"
She looks at him all confused and replies...
"Why you suddenly want Beef and Broccoli"??
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 12:58:57
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ROFLMAO...oldie, but goodie!
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By Garuda.Hypnotizd 2009-10-21 13:05:24
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lol@Kuz
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By Unicorn.Excesspain 2009-10-21 13:06:57
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You guys suck for not playing along...

Excesspain said:
What did one pedophile say to another pedophile on the beach?


Get out of my son!
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 13:07:58
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Excesspain said:
You guys suck for not playing along...

Excesspain said:
What did one pedophile say to another pedophile on the beach?


Get out of my son!


*cough*
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 13:11:16
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Lilbusta said:
Excesspain said:
You guys suck for not playing along...

Excesspain said:
What did one pedophile say to another pedophile on the beach?


Get out of my son!


*cough*


>.>
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 13:14:07
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Just waiting for Aly to post a link to get someone rickrolled.
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By Carbuncle.Taintedone 2009-10-21 13:25:34
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User submitted image

Does it have a point? No

Is it funny as hell? Yes..... :)
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 13:26:41
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Taintedone said:
User submitted image

Does it have a point? No

Is it funny as hell? Yes..... :)


LMFAO!
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 13:31:55
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Taintedone said:
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Does it have a point? No

Is it funny as hell? Yes..... :)


First WIN for today!
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-10-21 13:37:55
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Lilbusta said:
Just waiting for Aly to post a link to get someone rickrolled.


>.>; What, no I post LOLcats! LoLCats!
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 13:43:01
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LOL I clicked it just because. Got the speakers cranked up at work and clicking the button to sign along.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-10-21 14:00:16
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Alyria said:
Lilbusta said:
Just waiting for Aly to post a link to get someone rickrolled.


>.>; What, no I post LOLcats! LoLCats!


no script makes things boring <.>
and bartieeeeeee a thread about you is never fun unless its something negative.
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-10-21 14:02:46
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Bartimaeus said:
Just wanted a thread dedicated to me. I find it unfair Korpg has so many now.
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