Random Politics & Religion #35: It's Turtle Time!

Entry to the US! For the Showdown when they get here, Trump to look weak and having to let them here, because we literally CAN'T do anything about them. We have no wall, we can't use the military. What they gonna do, shoot at them?? That would be terrible. That would get Trump kicked out. That would make him look horrible.

We as the US, can't do anything about stopping a Mob that big. So Trump is trying to get Mexico to do something about it but they can't either. It's not a republican plot. I can TOTALLY see how the Left or Liberals would think that, but the schemes and plots from them, previous release of photos of kids being held during Obama era and blaming Trump and the "lets pocket this rape allegation to the 11th hour" nonsense from the Senate, have been plots from the left.

They weren't successful to keep Kavanaugh out so lets try something again that worked, Immigration rage!

Are you also ugly and haggard and don't look like any man would grope you? >_>

The joke writes itself:

I'm pretty sure that is Trump stewing in his own juices:

How can anyone look at the incomming invasion from down south and not conclude the democrat’s plan is enthnic replacement.

They can sell their ideas to the american people so their solution is to sinply replace the american people.

If 7000 russians were coming down theough canada waving russian flags, how would the media and the left react?

With statements like that, yah, see who's side is more riled up.

He is not Hitler, I am not hearing a racist whistle, and I am NOT A NAZI OR CLANSMAN. I REPEAT. I AM NOT A NAZI OR CLANSMAN. Your side needs to stop projecting their issues onto others.

Which speaking of the Canadians, we should ask for their help. SInce they are the Country of Socialism and Better than America, we should have them pick up these travelers in Mexico and take them to Canada.

Great opportunity to one up America and prove to world it's better than us.

This becomes more and more obvious with each passing day. It shouldn't surprise me still, but hot damn they come up with new ways to surprise us daily.

The conners bombs again (like we knew it would)

Sounds like you forgot to take your meds again...

Everything is evil but Democrats are good !

Don't trust me though I'm a Republican.

Plus I drink. I'm more evil than your traditional Republican.

I heard that Trump is the only one of Hitler's kids that survived he hid in a bunker made of gold !

Where can I find a non racist dog whistle. I'm hoping to use it to keep the neighbor's dog from barking. The dog is black and I don't want to offend it.

I must be evil too since all I want is people to turn around, and fix their own gawd damn country instead of invading mine.

If the Republicans win in Nov. it's all over better kiss your *** and your family goodbye. They are going to burn DC to the ground. And put up a Bass Pro Shop filled with guns and fishing supplies. It's WW3 I tells ya !

Everyone will have a M 16 fully automatic and at least 3 packs of cigarettes. It is going to be Hell. Then we are going to go fishing.

As someone that lives within 5 minutes of it, the fire would be an improvement to certain parts of it.

Hmm thousands of young able bodied men marching towards your country... yeah invasion is a good word for that.

Don't forget the Human Shields of Women and Children, taken out of another Playbook...

This plays in my mind on a loop:

Let me log on and check my e-mail !

I think it's time out time in the kindergarten corner...

Ima grab a juicebox and a square of carpet and catch a few winks.

Tell us a story foney