Random Politics & Religion #34

Good plan guys, just pretend it isn’t happening, crank up the volume on “group think” incorporated, and through the magic of the care bear stare, they will social construct their way into a new reality where the sky is green and Trump isnt accomplishing anything...

Libs gonna lib.

Kavanaugh should just say they’re only emails regarding yoga schedules.

Kavanaugh proved himself to be the only adult in the room. The political theater from Congress was cute, but it didn't change a single mind. Get used to hearing the words "Justice Kavanaugh".

True. The only reason this website exists is to prove to an internet stranger you are likable. Hell you can come over to my house and *** my sister. I'll give you a plus for that !

Cory Booker: I’m just going to refill my drink, even though I haven’t paid for it!

McDonald’s Cashier: Sir, we have free refills.

Booker: Breaking the law. Breaking the law.

Trolls will troll.

Expect a final chemical weapon attack from Assad soon, he has almost won the war and at this point there is no reason to hold back. He will kill a lot of people and just shrug off Trump again.

I've decided that I'm too good to talk to anyone who isn't at least top 50 in achievement points on their server. You shouldn't be able to sit here and politic if you can't find the time to grind out REMA weapons.

Other things thats just jaw dropping about these hearings

1) Kavanaugh is some ogre because he wont shake someone’s hand.

The left absolutely dehumanizes and promotes violence against Trump supporters. They call us nazis and racists all while driving cars into newsrooms calling the people who work there traitors, and shooting up congressional baseball practices. Then they are still so delusional as to call us the uncivil ones.

Look in the *** mirror.

2) Kavanaugh’s assistant is flashing the white power symbol. The only people who want a racially pure nation are people like louis farakan who was given a prIme seat last week at arethra Franklin’s funeral. But that get pushed out of any conversation for a legal assistant who crossed her hands the wrong way who just happens to be mexican and jewish.

Yeah? well I've decided not to talk to Bastokians!

And a lot of people will smile at the notion of people dying from chemical weapons so long as it makes Trump look bad.

*Scoff*

Then I challenge you to a duel!

Friday funnies:





(If you ask politely I can find some that lean right. They might even be humorous, who knows.)

Omg the left can’t meme.

Hay...I was born there...I miss my home. ; ;

I remember reading the "funnies" in the newspaper as a kid. Most inaccurate name ever. Should be called the "10% chance of being mildly amusing at bests", but I guess that doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.

I know that some of you already know this and most of you will claim to know this but I really don't have much faith in you *** and I get annoyed seeing both cheers from the left and fears from the right.

Impeachment =/= removal from office.

Right Twix stop crying, left Twix, stop masturbating furiously at the idea.

Impeachment is a formal accusation which, if successful, opens a congressional trial of sorts which may lead to removal from office.

This is how Bill Clinton was impeached yet served his full second term. Only two presidents have been impeached and neither were removed from office and neither were Richard Nixon.

I don't know why people use impeachment to mean removal from office.

It isn't going to happen. But most people don't understand what impeachment is.

CJ and most of the media have thought Trump would be impeached back in 2016. Cause they don't know anything about how government works.

Most people still think if Blumpf is impeached Hillary will be installed.

In reading that thread I felt a tiny bit of something for the parents of the kids that majored in white male guilt at the liberal arts college of You Didn't Build That!!... you know, the ones that paid for a worthless degree from ShameOn U and now have a smelly, obese, misanthropic, self loathing, thirty year old teenager cluttering up their basements...

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if only billy mays were still alive...

Guess who is back Obama is back on TV bitching about Trump...who asked him to come back ?

What's next Hillary on TV explaining why she lost the 2016 election ?

the boys?

I thought that was already a book.

Nik, have you read or heard of the 30 year old adult son kicked out by parents in NY?

NY Deadbeat Son