Enough With The Elitism

The only real macho comparison of Pixellectual wits and feats is a Ballista match. But it must follow a certain, strict set of rules. And since I am the oldest-playing veteran NA with active Ballista Royale experience and a track record of wasting hours in that failure of an excuse for PVP, I hereby announce myself as Herald for such an event.

Fight rules are as follows.

Location: Purgo Isle - Abdhaljs (Brenner warp zone)

Both must come:
MNK job
No support job (will be removed at battlefield anyways)
No job abilities, except three (see below)
No running, no kiting
Items restricted
Level 99 cap
Naked wearing Sacrarium undies, open chested torso (you can choose this one)
No prebuffing food allowed (we will require an antacid used before the match starts; herald will provide)
Only additional involuntary actions/prebuffing that are allowed: Guarding, Countering, or changing your merits before the fight.

Since this game relies on random numbers, the only fitting way to prove who is the best is through random natural selection. Gear, Money, and influence has no authority in this match. It is, therefore, only appropriate that we use the randomness of Counter, Guard, Evasion, and h2h damage to determine the best of the best.

Fight goes as follows:
Both characters use the "Boost" Job ability. Activate Counterstance. After 10 seconds, run in and fight. You cannot move. You are allowed to use Chakra, once. Choose wisely. Whoever wins in an old-fashioned slug match is the King Great White Hope. This will prove who decided that Guard skill wasn't important, and is truly as a whole, a complete failure to all of FFXI, as is the MNK job itself.

This will be live streamed so our entire community can see who really is the strongest combatant, in a "King of Wakanda" styled setting. Would be truly epic, and you can't buy your way out of this one.

Deal?

Icing on the cake is I will best you any job any time. #Ladyofscum
You look for who to ignore. I look for who to teach. I am God.

I was talking about whoever you're essentially calling out who insulted your friend based on number of REMA. Number of REMA means you can farm, doesn't mean you can play. I know plenty of meh players that have impressive REMA collections.

When aeonics FIRST came out, having an aeonic would be a viable bragging term. Now we have had months of SMN zerg for ez aeonics and lots of mercs for it, so even aeonics mean nothing about having skill.

Im the best at running in a circle in town/events

My skill caliber is top tier

And the circles have a perfect circumference...

No one... i mean no one can beat me....

Same old same old from the mods here. Delete one topic leave something of the same. Hypocrites. Probably only have a Yagrush.

LMAO. Is it just me or did Darian deleted his post for trying to "prove himself" to be l33t and than deleted it. His post about outparsing on any job and etc.

edit: guess i need to get off mobile, and actually enjoy this on pc with some popcorn.

This thread could be the last memory of FFXI people have and you want to delete it...

They killed my thread because LotS admitted to stealing thousands of dollars and they need a CYA.

LMAO. Is it just me or did Darian deleted his post for trying to "prove himself" to be l33t and than deleted it. His post about outparsing on any job and etc.

edit: guess i need to get off mobile, and actually enjoy this on pc with some popcorn.

They killed my thread because LotS admitted to stealing thousands of dollars and they need a CYA.

So... the "anytime , anywhere , any job" isn't going down?

To be fair there really isn't a good and fair test. I don't think two DD spamming WS is the best DPS. A more fair test would likely be each of us in identical parties and just parsing DPS/fight length. But I mean, that's not nearly as fun.