Random Politics & Religion #28: The Last One |
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Random Politics & Religion #28: The Last One
Shiva.Nikolce said: » Zerowone said: » Here you go Niko. I would have gotten you Snickers but I didn’t feel it would can your squawking. NO! that just wont do at all sir. I called you and remo parrots so therefore you have to come up with something DIFFERENT! I won't stand for it. I want an original insult on my desk in the next five minutes or you're both fired!!! Is the combination to your match luggage 12345?
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Asura.Kingnobody said: » Get a room you two. Not everyone here needs to see you both making out with each other..... he says after penning a love missive to donny....
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Zerowone said: » you’re old and repetition is your only comfort because change scares you!!!! still no. old is good but repetition is too close to the parrot insult.
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Zerowone said: » Is the combination to your match luggage 12345? spaceballs... always a classic... but no. it's gotta come from the heart... you're going to have to dig deep on this one.
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c'mon Zero he's fat and old this one's supposed to be a lay-up.
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Said the fat man.
Zerowone said: »  Thinking.... Mother ***. I was just thinking about this movie today. I have "Only a Dream Away" on my 'random' playlist. I *** love that movie. It's a good one for Nik, too. Him and Paker: Quote: Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence. Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master. Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!
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Quote: Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! Robert: Slugs. Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
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Siren.Mosin said: » c'mon Zero he's fat and old this one's supposed to be a lay-up. and slow... my friend's wife posted something about the war on christmas on facebook and I was like... oh *** hell... who started up this stupid *** again!?... I haven't even bought my giant bags of Halloween candy yet and we have to rehash this flaming bag of dog ***again... /exasperated sigh I love you like a sister...but can we just put a thumbtack in the whole christmas war thing...or put it on layaway hold until december...
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Siren.Mosin said: » c'mon Zero he's fat and old this one's supposed to be a lay-up.  Somewhere in Ohio.
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Zerowone said: » Ramyrez said: » Zerowone said: » Clearly you’re not from an Italian household. Sounds like something a Canadian would call spaghetti. And anything a fourth-generation Italian-American from bumfuck nowhere would claim as authentic Italian is something people from Italian wouldn't even feed the dog. Authentic-nothing. It tastes good or it doesn't. What do you know about mamas Sunday gravy!??!? Also I’m not Italian. Speaking of which: YouTube Video Placeholder ever notice that the Fertelli isn't singing(in the mirror) when they cut to Chunk's reaction? Also I think God made me fat because I made fun of the fat kids at school after seeing this movie and had them do the truffle shuffle.. Actually, was goonies the start of fat shaming?
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Blazed1979 said: » Also I think God made me fat because I made fun of the fat kids at school after seeing this movie and had them do the truffle shuffle.. God didn't make you fat. Eating too much and moving too little made you fat. Source: got fat too. If you want to give God credit for something, make it free will. We've been *** up with it from Day 1. Quote: Actually, was goonies the start of fat shaming? ... YouTube Video Placeholder
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Blazed1979 said: » God made me fat God didn't do it, you did it, fatass. put down the doughnut and pick up a carrot.
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Ramyrez said: » God didn't make you fat. Eating too much and moving too little made you fat. Ramyrez said: » Blazed1979 said: » Also I think God made me fat because I made fun of the fat kids at school after seeing this movie and had them do the truffle shuffle.. God didn't make you fat. Eating too much and moving too little made you fat. Source: got fat too. If you want to give God credit for something, make it free will. We've been *** up with it from Day 1. Quote: Actually, was goonies the start of fat shaming? ... YouTube Video Placeholder Admiral SNACKBAR!!!
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Blazed1979 said: » Ramyrez said: » God didn't make you fat. Eating too much and moving too little made you fat. ...no. Calories In > Calories Out makes you fat. Calories out > Calories In changes that. Anything else is just varying shades of fat logic. *** it... if you can't beat 'em. join 'em.
The flame grilled whopper from burger king has intense beef taste!! let's see...what else do I care about today...hmmmm... Voter suppression!! We have to change the voting laws in this country!!! ah hah! here's one that agrees with my natural bias against hillary clinton... CLINTON URANIUM DEAL!!!
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That's the ol' pepper.
Nobody knew about Weinstein even though the 'Hollywood Casting Couch' has been a trope for literally decades!
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They're persecuting christians all over the USA!
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Ramyrez said: » Blazed1979 said: » Ramyrez said: » God didn't make you fat. Eating too much and moving too little made you fat. ...no. Calories In > Calories Out makes you fat. Calories out > Calories In changes that. Anything else is just varying shades of fat logic. Calories are a source of fuel. You're right there. How well bodies capture that fuel or utilize it varies. The mechanism for delivering those calories to the cells is Insulin. Insulin is the primary cause of weight problems. see an endocrinologist for a better explanation. |
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