Random Politics & Religion #23 (Fake News)

Wait that is a magnet I got a C in Science never mind !

except the James Comey that we are talking about has never investigated anyone ever. He never even worked for the FBI until he was appointed the director.

/waits for that to sink in

He's just some schmuck lawyer. He was never a cop or a detective or a private investigator or a criminal investigator of any kind. He wouldn't even know where to start....

Do you think he *** puts on a sherlock holmes hat and runs around solving crimes? Drives a green van called the Mystery Machine?

he pushes pencils around on a desk and he couldn't even get that right

Trump took a hard ***last night. Today he fired his driver. Suspicious!!

People find connections they want to find. Firing of Comey is understandable as he was an Obama holdover and pro-democrat. What usually happens after a power hand over between parties is the former heads resign gradually over the first year or so as the new administration replaces them. Comey refused to resign so Trump had to fire him. It's a political statement of non-cooperation. Comey will now be cheered as a hero by the Democrats instead of reviled as the man who dared to question Her Majesty.

I'll do it give me a bottle of whiskey and a van with no windows !

He could drive a blue van called the Mystery Machine, would that make him a super sleuth?

If it wasn't for those meddling kids Comey would have gotten away with it !

Comey you sons of *** !

I'm beginning to suspect a lot of that is planted. "DNA evidence" can just be a hair the detective conveniently found under the bed a month afterwords.

When was Comey asked to resign? When did he refuse?

I heard Jared the Subway guy said that before he went on trial ! Damn meddling kids !

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/09/justice-department-was-told-to-come-up-with-reasons-to-fire-comey-reports-say.html

Interesting, seems like "reports" agree with my assessment.

Also interesting that all three people Trump has fired... have been investigating him. Why isn't there a law against this lol.

Because Congress couldn't catch a cold !

You realize how hard it is for Trump to be impeached it isn't like Candlejack says and "my feels impeach trump" it is very difficult.

A lot harder to impeach Trump if he keeps firing people investigating him too.

Rumor is he is going to appoint Ivanka to the head of FBI and I'm okay with this !

Actually, Comey actually stated that Clinton broke the law. He inferred that she shouldn't be prosecuted because no (at the time) "reasonable prosecutor" (codespeak translation: No prosecutor on the payroll of the Obama Administration) would prosecute her because, well, reasons.

We also know that there were hundreds of classified emails shipped to her private server, which is not only illegal, but also a huge security risk. We also know that at least five foreign countries have hacked into her server and obtained classified information. We also have testimony from the technician that stated that he purposefully deleted and destroyed emails after Congress subpoenaed them, which in of itself illegal.

As for Trump, we have an FBI who leaks faster than an underwater house. And, for all those leaks, all we have is 1 National Security Adviser who lied to the VP, 1 Campaign Manager who had known, legal business dealings with Russia, and 1 indirect volunteer adviser who had business dealings with Russia, legality of which is legally questionable (although, not really). That's it. We also have several top Obama officials who stated under oath that there were no evidence of collusion between Trump and Russia.

So, yes, there's a huge difference there.

Comey watching himself get fired on TV:

Wait, 3rd?

How many investigations is going on here? Only 1 is being done, and even then, it's a witch hunt.

Seriously, they got the duck out and everything.

That timing thing again:

Comey asked for resources during a meeting last week with Rod Rosenstein, deputy attorney general.


If they really wanted to get rid of Comey because of how he handled Clinton they could have fired him/asked for a resignation in January or February. That would have appeared innocuous/standard faire for changing of the guard.

Instead we'll fire the guy a week after he requests more resources for an investigation against us and on the day grand jury subpoenas related to the investigation are issued. Nothing sketchy here folks. Scouts Honor.

Also... the semen found under the victims refrigerator was of Slavic origin possibly Russian.

Preet Bharara, Sally Yates and James Comey: Fired while investigating Donald Trump
CNN

First of all, they were investigating his aides, not him. But the reasons there isn't a law against this is because it would become a strategy that would be used to force a president to keep opposition appointees indefinitely. Sally Yates defied him and Preet Bharara refused to resign when Trump asked for mass resignations and thus having him fired was a natural consequence. Forcing him to keep them would be ridiculous.

Did you guys forget Trump fires people for a living this is just par for the course !

I'm off to see GOTG 2 it better be good or I am blaming you FONE.

I would love for Chapelle to do two more sketches in the vein of the Chapelle Show. One as White Obama and one as Black Trump.

Sure blame me for Hollywood's reliance on sequels !

I hear it's good. Like if you gave vol. 1 a 9/10. Vol. 2 would be a solid 8.

In 4 years The People's Champion will be president, and we shall have peace.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: 'Real possibility' that I'll run for president

Speaking of things 13 reasons why is getting another season. First season was good.

13 reasons why reminds me of Perks of Being a Wallflower which I also recommend.