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Random Politics & Religion #08
Random Politics & Religion #08
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
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Anna Ruthven said: »
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
Trump is in Cleveland
Where the lake catches fire
And yet, a new low
Anna Ruthven said: »
haiku
Quote:
Trump makes a statement
Media misinterprets statement
everyone goes nuts
Media misinterprets statement
everyone goes nuts
Shakespeare is a fraud.
They took our jobs.
Make America Great Again.
They took our jobs.
Make America Great Again.
I was one syllable off on mine but this is a video game forum not aPoetry Jam
Trump is a terrifying candidate.
He will kill us all with his horrifying rhetoric.
I'm not looking forward to this upcoming election year.
Hey, maybe Bernie isn't out of the woods, just yet.
That would be awesome.
Free verse.
He will kill us all with his horrifying rhetoric.
I'm not looking forward to this upcoming election year.
Hey, maybe Bernie isn't out of the woods, just yet.
That would be awesome.
Free verse.
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Drama Torama said: »
Wait, did I say I cheat? I really cheat
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Trump is a terrifying candidate.
He will kill us all with his horrifying rhetoric.
I'm not looking forward to this upcoming election year.
Hey, maybe Bernie isn't out of the woods, just yet.
That would be awesome.
Free verse.
He will kill us all with his horrifying rhetoric.
I'm not looking forward to this upcoming election year.
Hey, maybe Bernie isn't out of the woods, just yet.
That would be awesome.
Free verse.
bomns and drones will incinerate your bones
but words will hurt your feels far deeper....
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There once was a nice police force,
One of them had a nice horse.
They used to just boot me,
But now they all shoot me.
Social Media blames BlackLivesMatter of course.
One of them had a nice horse.
They used to just boot me,
But now they all shoot me.
Social Media blames BlackLivesMatter of course.
fonewear said: »
Shakespeare is a fraud.
Thou art more cold and more melancholy.
Thou know'st nothing of the finer arts
And if thou wert to simply crack a book
Thou would realize Shakespeare was a genius.
It takes a certain mind to create plays
That echo the minds and hearts of humans
While maintaining iambic pent'meter
And following the blank verse formatting.
Embrace the finer things within this world
Because humanity's heart art passing
Thee by, leaving thee uncultured as thou
Accept only the thinnest of responses.
I just wrote you a damn sonnet, son.
I write sonnets while wearing bonnets and I might be Amish !
Cruz Missive said: »
Eh, fire can be either one or two. I've done enough singing to see it forced into both molds. Interprets, on the other hand.... Even with my best impression of a horribly slurred Hoosier accent I can't get that one to be a single syllable.
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
I'm not worried about Trump being President any more.
He will likely be an impotent clown if it comes to that and america will just vote someone else in, hopefully in 4 years and not 8.
Anything moronic he tries to push will never make it past congress/senate anyway.
He will likely be an impotent clown if it comes to that and america will just vote someone else in, hopefully in 4 years and not 8.
Anything moronic he tries to push will never make it past congress/senate anyway.
Worst haiku I've ever read !
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
I'm not worried about Trump being President any more.
He will likely be an impotent clown if it comes to that and america will just vote someone else in, hopefully in 4 years and not 8.
Anything moronic he tries to push will never make it past congress/senate anyway.
He will likely be an impotent clown if it comes to that and america will just vote someone else in, hopefully in 4 years and not 8.
Anything moronic he tries to push will never make it past congress/senate anyway.
Yeah, I've seen some articles proclaiming that basically this election is to choose our next one-term president. Additionally, people are saying that a Trump presidency would be great because it would be enough motivation for Democrats and establishment Republicans to implement more checks and balances to restrict the powers of the Executive Branch.
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
As I ex pect ed
Jo si ah Jo si ah'd it
hai ku chain is borked
Jo si ah Jo si ah'd it
hai ku chain is borked
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Yeah, I've seen some articles proclaiming that basically this election is to choose our next one-term president.
I have exactly 365 days until I'm eligible to become President. So, of course whoever wins will be a one-term president.
Cause I'm awesome like that.
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Yeah, I've seen some articles proclaiming that basically this election is to choose our next one-term president.
I have exactly 365 days until I'm eligible to become President. So, of course whoever wins will be a one-term president.
Cause I'm awesome like that.
Kingnobody vs. Lordgrim, 2020 elections. I could see that. Crazier things
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Are haikus really the best you
guys can do?
Can't even manage to get a con
crete poem out
of you? It's not that hard, you just need to try
and make a pic
using the words you have on hand.
Give it a try!
It can be just like a crown.
guys can do?
Can't even manage to get a con
crete poem out
of you? It's not that hard, you just need to try
and make a pic
using the words you have on hand.
Give it a try!
It can be just like a crown.
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