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By Asura.Floppyseconds 2015-11-16 04:03:00
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Many of you may know our dear Carrotchan from the many MSpaint contests they win (suck it Vivi!). Or perhaps that she has had as many as 4 of AH.coms highest rated screenshots in the top 12 at once.
Well that all changed when the fire nation attacked. For now she has merely two.

Today is her birthday!

Many may wonder the legend of Carrot. Who exactly is this mysterious vegetable, and why do they love MS paint so much?

No one *** knows, but there are many rumors surrounding their origins.

I have traveled Vana'diel far and wide in search of these answers. I am proud to tell you I have found many of the answers we have all sought.

Birth:
Unlike most tarutaru who are born underneath the great Star Tree under the watchful eyes of Star Sybil (total prude, did you see how she ***-teased Karaha-Baruha into giving his life in the Crystal War for her and Windurst? ) she was surrogate birth from the Leafkin of Vana'diel.



Yes, she was also born from an egg. Not to go back to Wings of the Goddess again, but didn't you finish that?!
It is completely normal for heros to be born out of things you get at the grocery store.
No, of course not, you skipped it and only did RoV...


AND THUS WAS THE CASE OF OUR HEROINE! Carrotchan.

Upbringing:
Carrot had a hard childhood as an outcast due to not having tarutaru for parents. She was rejected by other taru, and only found acceptance amongst carnival folk.

She quickly became Carrot-dini the legendary escape artist and heart breaker of tarutaru everywhere. Finally finding acceptance from her race she still practices her art today.




Ascendance:
Carrotchan quicklychan cravedchan for morechan, and worked to become a fierce and feared warrior.

She started off as a WHM and RDM to get her toes wet, but quickly realized she could be so much more as BLU (suck it other 21 jobs!).

It was no time at all before she gained a reputation for her ruthless approaches to defeating her foes. She gained the respect of all of her comrades in arms truth her countless victories.
Her "tickle you till you pee yourself" technique was her signature and most deadly move. Truly conceived by a mad genius the move is all explained in it's name.


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See how even the mighty Apururu can't even face Carrot?! OHO!


Fools! Her legacy dates back to before even the 12th century!

Birthday:

So today we all kneel before you Carrot (please don't kill us) and wish you a worthy birthday tribute to your greatness.
This meager thread is a collective well wishing from all of us foolish mortals wishing to bask in the radiance of your godessly aura. Please take pitty on us for we are all fools and in need of your divine guidance (and not force us to wet ourselves from tickles)


Duh, of course I made this for you in MSPaint, where the *** is my badge?!
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By Asura.Floppyseconds 2015-11-16 04:07:38
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Happy Birthday!
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By Asura.Sechs 2015-11-16 04:16:47
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Happy Birthday Carrotchan!
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By Sylph.Shadowlina 2015-11-16 04:22:25
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Happy Birthday the Artistic taru Legend known as Carrot!!!
Wish you the best!

*Gives VVV Banana's to make him feel better*
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By Fenrir.Schutz 2015-11-16 08:11:30
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Happy b-day, too, Carrotchan!
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-11-16 08:22:13
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Happy birthday!
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By Odin.Taberif 2015-11-16 08:28:18
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happy birthday CC !
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-11-16 08:43:31
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I prefer cornchan.
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By Skjalfeirdotter 2015-11-16 08:52:04
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Happy ((Birth))day!
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By Asura.Carrotchan 2015-11-16 12:10:24
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\'-'/ Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, now excuse me while I kill Spicy!
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By Asura.Lishje 2015-11-16 12:11:45
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Happy Birthday :) <3
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By Quetzalcoatl.Apocalypse 2015-11-16 13:10:48
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I have news for you people. The one known as "Carrot" has been lying to you this whole time. I have reason to suspect she is in deep undercover on Asura, for what can only be nefarious purposes.

Remember Midgardsormr? Sweet, sweet Midgar... I do, fondly. That's where it all started. You see, CC isn't the only one lying to you; for you can add SE to that list as well. You honestly think they needed to merge servers? Ridiculous. I'm here to reveal the truth to you today: she ate them whole.

Her hunger can not be quelled. She loves to eat so much she even changed her name to Carrot for Altana's sake! This struck fear into the hearts of Square as they realized they cannot stop her. So her rampage continues. First the "merging" servers, then Quetz.. she only ate half of it. It's not dead but I wouldn't exactly call it alive either. I stopped her before she could devour the whole server.



I used all of my Pimp Hat Mojo Jutsu and managed to halt her progress. This angered her greatly. She retaliated by casting a spell of her own...



"Bone Mask Massacre" I believe it was called. Truly a ruthless technique. I stood no chance... I opened my eyes and discovered the worst had happened.



I was cast into a pit of darkness and was forced to experience it at 18 frames per second. The absolute definition of hell. Oh, but there's more...

SHE ALSO MADE ME A DRAGOON!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


In closing, if you value your world and your sanity, I suggest you start formulating a plot to subdue this vile creature. She's only getting stronger with each passing day and she has Asura dead in her sights now.


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By Fenrir.Memow 2015-11-16 13:40:22
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The hat-wearing vaporeon stole my birthday :( It's mine and you stole it :'(
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By Sylph.Jeanpaul 2015-11-16 15:52:06
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Happy birthday!

Quetzalcoatl.Apocalypse said: »
Remember Midgardsormr? Sweet, sweet Midgar... I do, fondly. That's where it all started.
I used to be on Midgardsormr in the olden days, how did I not know you people?
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By Asura.Lishje 2015-11-16 16:10:17
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I was midgard native too and don't know any of you =o

Servers were sort of large back then though!
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By eslim 2015-11-16 16:23:20
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happy birthday !

ps- mine is in jan, sup.
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By Sylph.Jeanpaul 2015-11-16 17:32:02
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Asura.Lishje said: »
I was midgard native too and don't know any of you =o

Servers were sort of large back then though!
Your name is familiar, weren't you like a Mithra MNK? My old character wasn't Jeanpaul.
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By Asura.Lishje 2015-11-16 17:35:05
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Nope, Elvaan Jerkbag model 2B I did play mnk back on midgard though before NIN.
By Artemicion 2015-11-16 17:39:41
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You guys make me feel like I was on the wrong server. Happy birthday Carrotchan~
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-11-16 17:41:33
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Happy carrot Birthdaychan.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Apocalypse 2015-11-16 17:47:03
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Artemicion said: »
You guys make me feel like I was on the wrong server. Happy birthday Carrotchan~

Midgard is best gard
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By Sylph.Jeanpaul 2015-11-16 17:47:26
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Asura.Lishje said: »
Nope, Elvaan Jerkbag model 2B I did play mnk back on midgard though before NIN.
Ah yeah, weren't you in one of those yellow LSs?
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By Asura.Floppyseconds 2015-11-16 18:07:14
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Artemicion said: »
You guys make me feel like I was on the wrong server. Happy birthday Carrotchan~

The only option is Asura.
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By Sylph.Kyogi 2015-11-16 18:36:30
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Happy Birthday~ \('.')/
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By Asura.Chiaia 2015-11-16 19:22:05
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Happy Birthday Chan of Carrotness!
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By Asura.Floppyseconds 2015-11-16 20:20:00
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So many dancing Vaporeons.

It is 18:20 in California, enjoy that last 5 hours 40 minutes of your birthday! :P


EDIT: wow, literally posted at the 20th minute with 0 seconds.
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By Asura.Carrotchan 2015-11-17 00:19:13
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I just want to thank everyone again, I'm the happiest... Vaporeon... Carrot..? that there ever was today! Also, Happy Birthday to those who I stole the day from!

Jean! No wonder I thought you were awesome, I knew you were a secret Midgardsormian this whole time! What was your real name?!
(everyone just come to Asura already!)

Also thanks Apoc, I'll kill you last!

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By Sylph.Jeanpaul 2015-11-17 01:15:45
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Asura.Carrotchan said: »
What was your real name?!
Incidentally, Jean Paul is my real name, but
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By Asura.Lishje 2015-11-17 01:27:21
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Name sounds familiar, good to see you're still kickin' it Lindstrom.

Also my early shells were red/pink I was on pup a lot so ya. xD
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By Phoenix.Dabackpack 2015-11-17 02:02:59
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