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FL: Man arrested for sex with an alligator
 Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-07-15 06:08:19
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People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.



Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my *** forever.”

“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this *** a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “n**ger music” over and over.

Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2015-07-15 06:41:39
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irony, (n): The fact that this guy is named Darwin and didn't die in the process of sexually assaulting an alligator.
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By fonewear 2015-07-15 06:42:01
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Afterwards the man was heard saying: You're a pretty alligator but I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.
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By fonewear 2015-07-15 06:42:42
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I don't know maybe the women he is interested in aren't turning him on anymore.
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-07-15 06:46:19
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Women don't usually turn green and scaly until after sex.
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By fonewear 2015-07-15 06:49:25
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How do you guys not understand this is modern art. Having sex with an alligator is a metaphor for racism. This man is a genius.
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By Asura.Kenrusai 2015-07-15 12:06:27
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Does he have sex with everything he plots revenge upon, or is it simply something limited to alligators? I wonder.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-07-15 12:06:54
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Fake article
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-07-15 12:07:48
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I thought so too after hearing it on the radio, so I made a search and found multiple news sites reporting it. So I told myself, is it possible that so many news site report something fake?

Apparently, yes.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2015-07-15 12:14:20
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I mean it may be fake but I wouldn't have been surprised if it were real. Not the craziest thing I've seen on the internet.
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By Jetackuu 2015-07-15 12:15:23
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Yeah when I went to double check on it I couldn't find anything.

I mean the city exists, and the population is about right, and there are people down there that are that stupid but aside from that...
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-07-15 12:18:17
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Article correction: Woman mistaken for alligator.
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By Bismarck.Leneth 2015-07-15 12:24:49
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Could not find a press release by Collier County Sheriff's Office on this matter.
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By fonewear 2015-07-15 12:25:43
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So what if it is fake still a good story.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2015-07-15 21:33:57
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I thought so too after hearing it on the radio, so I made a search and found multiple news sites reporting it. So I told myself, is it possible that so many news site report something fake?

Apparently, yes.
Remember the balloon boy?

fonewear said: »
So what if it is fake still a good story.
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