Ah, finally!
Do you/have you ever played D&D? If so, what is your favorite class?
Not in years. I usually made sure I was the last character rolled so I could fill in whatever gap was left (which meant I played a lot of healers).
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If you were able to kill either Nickleback or Justin Bieber, but not both, who would you choose?
Nickelback, because The Bieb's 15 minutes are over and he's got an overdose coming his way soon enough.
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Pro-choice or pro-life?
Pro-choice, though I would never do it myself. It was actually a real discussion the wife and I had when we were getting ready to have a kid, since we were on the older side for that and there's a lot that can go wrong at that age, genetically.
But yeah, I prefer as little government involvement as possible in my life, which means I can't very well advocate it getting involved in other people's.
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What is your stance on United States and minimum wage?
I think it should have one.
Minimum wage is tricky because it ripples into so many other things; raising it pretty much always spurs inflation, which hurts the people you're trying to help. At the same time, people need a livable wage... really, it's a question beyond my knowledge to give a proper answer to.
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What's your favorite animal?
The one I'm currently petting. In a vacuum, probably a raccoon, because they're so clever.
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If a black coat is hanging from a tree, and brown shoes are hanging from a telephone wire, meanwhile a mocking bird sings a song and the paper boy delivers tomorrow's paper at noon today, does Batman defeat the Joker? Please show your work.
Yes, because Batman always defeats the Joker. There isn't any work to show beyond "read a couple issues ahead and everything works out fine".