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Burlesque dancer fired for being too curvy
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2015-03-06 10:31:58
When growing up, my parents told me that "as long as the guy I was dating had all of his teeth and a job, they would approve".
He's still got all his teeth and a good job 11 years later, so I think I did good, lol.
Edit: Paged, so here's a Mudkip in honor of my Nuzlocke run I'm starting:
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 10:32:03
Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 10:33:11
I mean I'm not going to label someone dirty cause they just went running. But aside from sweat due to activities, hygiene in general is a habit and if someone doesn't shower, or wash certain parts of their body for a couple of days, it's likely they're slacking on it all the time. And frankly, it's pretty disgusting.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 10:35:43
Some people have some serious underarm issues.
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 10:39:58
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Some people have some serious underarm issues. I'm sure theres a pill for that.
By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 10:50:26
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
A woefully under-appreciated aspect of relationships. Okay, you're both 26 and going at it hot and heavy, wildly attracted to each other. What about at 47? 60?
Physical attraction is imporant, but if that's all that matters, or is your primary concern in a significant other, avoid relationships and invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts. Or go the Hugh Hefner route, if you're able. Otherwise there's a lot of misery awaiting you down the road.
By fonewear 2015-03-06 10:54:44
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
Due to ADD and social media this is no longer possible.
Almost forgot smart phones.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 10:58:31
http://theweek.com/articles/463408/6-things-social-media-ruining
It isn't the huff post but it will do !
Younger generations that spend their formative years attached to smartphones and social media appear to be losing their ability to form complete sentences. The reliance on text speak and compressed language necessary for Twitter seems to be hard to break even in the face of, say, a passing grade. In Britain, high school teachers have encountered abbreviations, like "u" for "you" and "4" instead of "for," on exams, for God's sake. The degradation of language has gotten so bad that some of these schools have been forced to run remedial English classes to bring students up to a standard writing level. Essay skills "are going down the plug hole," a British historian and professor tells the Telegraph.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 10:58:43
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
A woefully under-appreciated aspect of relationships. Okay, you're both 26 and going at it hot and heavy, wildly attracted to each other. What about at 47? 60?
Physical attraction is imporant, but if that's all that matters, or is your primary concern in a significant other, avoid relationships and invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts. Or go the Hugh Hefner route, if you're able. Otherwise there's a lot of misery awaiting you down the road. Idk about the prostitue route... a teacher at my old HS was stabbed to death by one after a monetary dispute.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 11:02:16
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
A woefully under-appreciated aspect of relationships. Okay, you're both 26 and going at it hot and heavy, wildly attracted to each other. What about at 47? 60?
Physical attraction is imporant, but if that's all that matters, or is your primary concern in a significant other, avoid relationships and invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts. Or go the Hugh Hefner route, if you're able. Otherwise there's a lot of misery awaiting you down the road. Idk about the prostitue route... a teacher at my old HS was stabbed to death by one after a monetary dispute.
She clearly said no *** checks.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 11:03:00
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
A woefully under-appreciated aspect of relationships. Okay, you're both 26 and going at it hot and heavy, wildly attracted to each other. What about at 47? 60?
Physical attraction is imporant, but if that's all that matters, or is your primary concern in a significant other, avoid relationships and invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts. Or go the Hugh Hefner route, if you're able. Otherwise there's a lot of misery awaiting you down the road.
There are lots of 'average' looking women who shoot up to being pretty hot just based on conversation alone and it makes sex immensely better than her laying there on her back while we both look on expressionless. Borrrrrrrrrring. Seriously, I know women don't need to do much to get a penis but cmon.
My last ex and I used to find ways to freak eachother out during sex to hilarious effect. Running a string of Billy Mays ads, talking with silly accents or putting on CSPAN. My favorite was her idea to put on the Crocodile Hunter.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:04:29
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
A woefully under-appreciated aspect of relationships. Okay, you're both 26 and going at it hot and heavy, wildly attracted to each other. What about at 47? 60?
Physical attraction is imporant, but if that's all that matters, or is your primary concern in a significant other, avoid relationships and invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts. Or go the Hugh Hefner route, if you're able. Otherwise there's a lot of misery awaiting you down the road. Idk about the prostitue route... a teacher at my old HS was stabbed to death by one after a monetary dispute.
She clearly said no *** checks. I think it was when he tried to swipe his CC between her butt cheeks.
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:06:56
Lets spice it up in the boudoir! Turn on the CSpan baby!
It sounds like you guys ust turned on the TV and changed it to a different channel each night.
By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:07:38
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts.
I don't care how much your teachers get paid, it isn't enough to afford high-class hookers. They're far too spendy.
It's the cheap ones that will stab you so they can sell your slide rule for heroin.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 11:07:45
Essay skills "are going down the plug hole," If you consider E. L. James is one of the most successful writers of this era...and we've all seen those quotes in the other thread lol.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:08:09
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts.
I don't care how much your teachers get paid, it isn't enough to afford high-class hookers. They're far too spendy. So you're solution is to advise people to go do stuff they can't afford?
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-06 11:08:40
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people!
Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it.
A woefully under-appreciated aspect of relationships. Okay, you're both 26 and going at it hot and heavy, wildly attracted to each other. What about at 47? 60?
Physical attraction is imporant, but if that's all that matters, or is your primary concern in a significant other, avoid relationships and invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts. Or go the Hugh Hefner route, if you're able. Otherwise there's a lot of misery awaiting you down the road. Idk about the prostitue route... a teacher at my old HS was stabbed to death by one after a monetary dispute.
She clearly said no *** checks. I think it was when he tried to swipe his CC between her butt cheeks.
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times. What no Paypal?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 11:09:28
"Holy cow!"
By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:10:06
Cash only when dealing with hookers no paper trail...
By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:10:40
Essay skills "are going down the plug hole," If you consider E. L. James is one of the most successful writers of this era...and we've all seen those quotes in the other thread lol.
Calling her a "writer" feels too good for her.
I shall hence refer to her as the "refuse scribe".
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 11:10:48
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts.
I don't care how much your teachers get paid, it isn't enough to afford high-class hookers. They're far too spendy. So you're solution is to advise people to go do stuff they can't afford?
Ask her if you can get some financing on 'dat ***.
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:11:32
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts.
I don't care how much your teachers get paid, it isn't enough to afford high-class hookers. They're far too spendy. So you're solution is to advise people to go do stuff they can't afford?
...my advice is for people to stop being shallow ***.
The hooker advice was meant tongue-in-cheek.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 11:11:49
I think it was when he tried to swipe his CC between her butt cheeks.
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
Dude clearly got that from a rap video and thus deserved to be repeatedly stabbed.
Hopefully she didn't try to 'print a receipt.'
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:15:50
Thanks to legalized gambling hookers are your friends neighbors and local Bible school teachers.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2015-03-06 11:22:14
Myspace angles are a mofo
Unless she simply lost that much weight in 5 months (5 month diff anyways according the pic posted dates)
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:23:09
Never mind the picture she is storing up fat to hibernate for next winter !
Still sexy to me patriarchy be damned !
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:26:48
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
invest in high-class prostitutes and escorts.
I don't care how much your teachers get paid, it isn't enough to afford high-class hookers. They're far too spendy. So you're solution is to advise people to go do stuff they can't afford?
...my advice is for people to stop being shallow ***.
The hooker advice was meant tongue-in-cheek. Why though? If they're shallow they're shallow. That's what they want so let em chase after it. Personal preference is personal preference or would you rather force someone to go do something that doesn't make em happy even a little bit because it conforms to how you think people should be?
Telling someone that they should like fatties or smellies or whatever other person out there is the same as saying you shouldn't.
I always think of Sav in these situations because he's so divisive when it comes to issues like this but if what he likes is some little subservient asian girl and whatever he is makes her happy too then whats really so bad about it? It only becomes a real issue when you try to force your personal views on other people.
If shallow is looking for shallow why not?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:27:50
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »I think it was when he tried to swipe his CC between her butt cheeks.
but seriously she did stab him quite a few times.
Dude clearly got that from a rap video and thus deserved to be repeatedly stabbed.
Hopefully she didn't try to 'print a receipt.' It didn't actually happen like that lol... just want to be clear.
From the papers it just said they had a dispute over how much she was to be paid and it got heated then stabby stabby.
edit: Also, I stole the idea from family guy or will & grace idk...
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2015-03-06 11:32:28
The concept of shallow is HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE anyways.
There are 7 billion people on the planet. There's no reason to choose between looks/personality when there's many out there who are going to satisfy in BOTH areas.
There's never really any reason to settle, ever. That said, just because someone doesn't meet w/e standards you hold doesn't make them a bad person and shouldn't exclude them from friendship, but when you're looking for an exclusive partner, then may as well look for the most compatible person
By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:34:28
The concept of shallow is HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE anyways.
There are 7 billion people on the planet. There's no reason to choose between looks/personality when there's many out there who are going to satisfy in BOTH areas.
There's never really any reason to settle, ever. That said, just because someone doesn't meet w/e standards you hold doesn't make them a bad person and shouldn't exclude them from friendship, but when you're looking for an exclusive partner, then may as well look for the most compatible person
If only Tiger Woods would have listened to this advice...
New Orleans burlesque dancer Ruby Rage fired for being too curvy Seattle PI
The article has pics and a film clip.
Quote: A New Orleans burlesque club's decision to fire one of its more voluptuous dancers, Ruby Rage, has brought a fire storm of reaction.
Last fall, Lucky Pierre's, 753 Bourbon St., told the producer of its main burlesque show that Ruby Rage was too curvy for its new approach, according to The Guardian.
Producer Bella Blue initially stood by her choice to include Ruby Rage due to her artistic contributions to the Blue Book Cabaret but eventually had to let her go when the club insisted, The Guardian reported.
The spurned dancer got in touch with 21st Century Burlesque and told what happened in her own words, published in a Feb. 21 post:
"I have been working at Lucky Pierre's for around a year. About three weeks ago I stopped seeing my name on the schedule, so naturally I asked about this because I thought it was a technical error with my phone/computer on my end.
"I finally had the chance to speak with Bella Blue, and she told me that upper management didn't think that my body type fit in with the burlesque show...."
Lucky Pierre's at first denied the allegations, according to the New York Daily News. The club's initial response on Facebook has apparently been deleted.
The only show listed Tuesday on the club's program schedule for this week was The Real Drag Queens of New Orleans.
After going public with her experience, Ruby told 21st Century Burlesque she's convinced the issue is widespread.
"It doesn't just happen to me but so many more amazing performers down here in New Orleans, and since I made my post public I have had many other full figured women come to me from across the country to tell me that they are body shamed as well. This isn't right."
Dedicated to Fone.
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