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Random Politics & Religion #00
Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. Bloodrose said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. We keep the peace by providing the world with timbits every time the US goes into a conflict. Making our allies, and our enemies, bloated and loaded with sugar that they can't focus on anything more important than a plastic bag caught in an updraft. Offline
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Bloodrose said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. We keep the peace by providing the world with timbits every time the US goes into a conflict. Making our allies, and our enemies, bloated and loaded with sugar that they can't focus on anything more important than a plastic bag caught in an updraft. Well when global warming hits Tennessee will be covered in water ! Offline
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Bloodrose said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. We keep the peace by providing the world with timbits every time the US goes into a conflict. Making our allies, and our enemies, bloated and loaded with sugar that they can't focus on anything more important than a plastic bag caught in an updraft. Also, there is no explanation for it. That's the explanation. Unless... The Navy believes in a world wide flood happening and want to be prepared! Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in the words "Jade Helm", you get "meld hajet". Meld as in "to combine", "hajet" as in... I'm not sure, but it sounds like a word those dirty terrorists would use.
Bloodrose said: » The Navy believes in a world wide flood happening and want to be prepared! Offline
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If you spell Otto backwards...it is Otto. Now I'm scared !
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Bloodrose said: » Where do you pick up a "t" in Jade Helm? Aha! You took the bait! I have you now, terrorist! Jade Helm = He led jam, meaning we're all toast! Literally.
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I thought Jade Helm was the last piece of currency you need to finish a relic weapon ?
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Bahamut.Ravael said: » Bloodrose said: » Where do you pick up a "t" in Jade Helm? Aha! You took the bait! I have you now, terrorist! I mean, at least in our Canadian Caves in the Rockies, we have natural hot spring baths, natural mineral baths, installed showers, Netflix, Starbucks, etc. Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time.
There's also: I, Jean, fed elf meth.
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time. It means the end is soon repent ye sinners you ! Do you knew who wore Jade Helms? CHINESE EMPERORS.
The US plans to turn us all into Chinese puppets controlled by a Chinese emperor wearing *you guessed it* a Jade helm. In China. Offline
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Hillary Clinton:
chilly rat nil no ! thrill canny oil Offline
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Because it's a government conspiracy to use elves to make meth. Offline
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[Mod edit: racial slurs. Cmon now. --Rooks]
fonewear said: » Because it's a government conspiracy to use elves to make meth. Like, Legolas elves, or Keebler elves? |
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