I'm as ugly as monday is long but I don't allow myself to be photographed in an above the knee length skirt when I'm holding fifty pounds of fat on each kneecap...
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » I'm sure everyone here is in peak physical condition. What with our beer drinking, gaming and FFXIAH'ing to pass time. I'm as ugly as monday is long but I don't allow myself to be photographed in an above the knee length skirt when I'm holding fifty pounds of fat on each kneecap... Shiva.Nikolce said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » I'm sure everyone here is in peak physical condition. What with our beer drinking, gaming and FFXIAH'ing to pass time. I'm as ugly as monday is long but I don't allow myself to be photographed in an above the knee length skirt when I'm holding fifty pounds of fat on each kneecap... No one wants to take your picture anyway! Offline
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » I'm sure everyone here is in peak physical condition. What with our beer drinking, gaming and FFXIAH'ing to pass time. I drink beer for the vitamin B though. It's a health drink ! Offline
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Corpulent (adj) : Worthy of awe
synonyms: "excellent, tubular, wicked, awesome" "You got a perfect score? Most corpulent my esteemed school-mate!" Shiva.Nikolce said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » I'm sure everyone here is in peak physical condition. What with our beer drinking, gaming and FFXIAH'ing to pass time. I'm as ugly as monday is long but I don't allow myself to be photographed in an above the knee length skirt when I'm holding fifty pounds of fat on each kneecap... Shots fired on a recently pregnant chick. Low blow, even for a lord master of evil. She doesn't even look that bad. Considering the average female dress size in the US. Offline
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I never like the way I look in pictures. My mind and what I actually look like are two different things...
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » I'm sure everyone here is in peak physical condition. What with our beer drinking, gaming and FFXIAH'ing to pass time. I'm as ugly as monday is long but I don't allow myself to be photographed in an above the knee length skirt when I'm holding fifty pounds of fat on each kneecap... Shots fired on a recently pregnant chick. Low blow, even for a lord master of evil. She doesn't even look that bad. Considering the average female dress size in the US. I've had a thing for pregnant women for a while...sits on Freud's sofa. What better place for amateur psychoanalysis than a video game forum ! Offline
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Verda said: » If you were promoting liking pokemon I see no harm that can come from that unless you want to get anal and say "but there's better things you could be doing for the world than playing a game." OOOOOOOOOOOOO You didn't mean anal sex? Consider this clap NOT for you! Offline
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You keep talking about anal Google Ad sense is going to get upset !
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fonewear said: » You keep talking about anal Google Ad sense is going to get upset ! I'm more concerned about the results of "pokemon + anal sex." There's an awful lot of cute in that game! Offline
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Don't worry our finest Japanese are working on a anal storyline that will really make you think !
Ragnarok.Nausi said: » Being fat is a choice no one really wants to own. Offline
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I'll take fat well adjusted person than a skinny jerk any day.
fonewear said: » I'll take fat well adjusted person than a skinny jerk any day. "well-adjusted" people are a myth. Offline
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Well someone that is fun to be around. That will do.
fonewear said: » Well someone that is fun to be around. That will do. I get what you're saying. Offline
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The first time my wife said "maximize body contact" in a power-ranger/voltron-esque fashion, is quite possibly the greatest memory of 2013.
Lye said: » The first time my wife said "maximize body contact" in a power-ranger/voltron-esque fashion, is quite possibly the greatest memory of 2013. I chortled. Verda said: » fonewear said: » I'll take fat well adjusted person than a skinny jerk any day. I find myself agreeing with Ramyrez a lot. This is a weird feeling I'm not sure I can handle agreeing with people. I ***you not I have that exact Calvin & Hobbes strip as my desktop background at home right this second. Verda said: » I find myself agreeing with Ramyrez a lot. Don't worry, it will pass. Offline
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Ruh roh :( http://www.glasbergen.com/copyright-law/ Quote: What’s the wrong way to share a cartoon? It is illegal to steal or “borrow” a cartoon from any source, including Google Images, to display or publish in any form of print or digital media, including social media, publications, presentations, websites, blogs and tweets. For this type of usage, you must first obtain permission from the person who created the work. It’s easy to send an e-mail request and most creators will be happy to hear from you. Offline
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I don't know if it's ok or not. But it's probably worth considering.
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