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Random Politics & Religion #00
Valefor.Sehachan said: » Ramyrez said: » Personally, I don't think candidates should get Secret Service protection. Being able to survive on your own should be part of the test of becoming president. p.s. eating eagles is forbidden Which is probably why we should have elected McCain. But he had to take that *** lunatic as a running mate. Valefor.Sehachan said: » Ramyrez said: » Personally, I don't think candidates should get Secret Service protection. Being able to survive on your own should be part of the test of becoming president. p.s. eating eagles is forbidden
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Anna Ruthven said: » Valefor.Sehachan said: » Ramyrez said: » Personally, I don't think candidates should get Secret Service protection. Being able to survive on your own should be part of the test of becoming president. p.s. eating eagles is forbidden I miss the days when monarchs fought their own wars right on the vanguard. Wait, what were we talking about again?
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Anna Ruthven said: » Asura.Kingnobody said: » Anna Ruthven said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Ramyrez said: » Back when flying cars were the dream, not the sad reality that the *** Prius is what we got instead. You really want people to have flying cars? The same people that manage to wrap themselves around guard rails, trees or go up the wrong side of the interstate for miles without noticing? Ah yes. Today in local news, a grandmother nosedived her 2015 Toyota into a school full of children. Terrorism has been ruled out. Investigators believe grandma had a heart attack when she saw how high off the ground she was. He doesn't get the joke! <If you think about it, my fix was more appropriate...> Ramyrez said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Ramyrez said: » Back when flying cars were the dream, not the sad reality that the *** Prius is what we got instead. You really want people to have flying cars? The same people that manage to wrap themselves around guard rails, trees or go up the wrong side of the interstate for miles without noticing? Ah yes. Today in local news, a grandmother nosedived her 2015 Toyota into a school full of children. Terrorism has been ruled out. Investigators believe grandma had a heart attack when she saw how high off the ground she was. Sparth, Sparth, Sparth. You're not paying attention. I don't want flying cars. I want the dream of flying cars to be alive and well. That sense of hope and destiny of something great! ...what I'm saying is that I hate the *** Prius. Country could stand to use some inspirational people. Of late it's just people talking about how everything has gone to ***and theres nothing we can do but clutch our *** real hard, click our heels together three times and say "there's no place like home" hoping this terrible nightmare ends and we're all whisked back to the Beaver residence.
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Artemicion said: » Anna Ruthven said: » Valefor.Sehachan said: » Ramyrez said: » Personally, I don't think candidates should get Secret Service protection. Being able to survive on your own should be part of the test of becoming president. p.s. eating eagles is forbidden I miss the days when monarchs fought their own wars right on the vanguard. Wait, what were we talking about again? I miss the days where people died from dysentery and gangrene. Built character. And more importantly, made beer lifeblood.
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Chewing a limb off to stave off bad blood made a man out of you. that's the problem with all of you sniveling ungracious whelps.
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I was the most respected doctor of that era....
this man is obviously bleeding to death....quick... grab the leeches! /drinks the "medicine" 
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Better yet, each candidate should spend a winter in the great Canadian wilds of Saskatchewan, looking for those great rolling hills they claim to be known for...
And then fight to the death. Siren.Mosin said: » Chewing a limb off to stave off bad blood made a man out of you. that's the problem with all of you sniveling ungracious whelps. That's it. Your new name is Stumps McGee. I long for the days of looking a horse lovingly in the eyes before you get down to business butchering it for food because the winter provisions weren't enough.
Alternatively, I'd suggest to Trump to attack Russia in winter. Builds troop morale. Also builds a great boot soup.
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Bloodrose said: » each candidate should spend a winter in Canada so.... they can learn how to apologize?
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » I said in the thread earlier but the 1950s is what most Americans are waxing nostalgic about when they want 'great' America back. America just won WWII, the minorities were in their place, women were still getting slapped around and we had factory jobs still! MAKE AMERICA 1950 AGAIN. One of the things that made it great was the top marginal tax rate was 91%. Of course there were gazillions of loopholes but the vast majority of those loopholes were for things that members of both parties agreed were good for the country. Today's loopholes benefit corporations and the wealthy, not society as a whole.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bloodrose said: » each candidate should spend a winter in Canada so.... they can learn how to apologize? Or succumb to alcohol poisoning and die. Edit: Or so they can get mobbed and stampeded by a group of frozen, blindingly drunk and apologetic Canadians.
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I need a couple of volunteers to run ideas past. PM me if you're interested.
[Edit: Thanks Rav, KN, Vic!]
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^It's most definetely a trap!
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Drama Torama said: » [Edit: Thanks Rav, KN, Vic!]
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Bahamut.Ravael said: » This is the end all be all of the matter, you can only cry wolf so many times. #nevertrump is gonna blow it's load prematurely.
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Bloodrose said: » Better yet, each candidate should spend a winter in the great Canadian wilds of Saskatchewan, looking for those great rolling hills they claim to be known for... And then fight to the death.
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Phoenix.Xantavia said: » Bloodrose said: » Better yet, each candidate should spend a winter in the great Canadian wilds of Saskatchewan, looking for those great rolling hills they claim to be known for... And then fight to the death. Because we don't need to have the latest gadgets or vehicles to survive, but somehow those with the tricked out Mustangs tend to be below the poverty level.
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Asura.Kingnobody said: » Phoenix.Xantavia said: » Bloodrose said: » Better yet, each candidate should spend a winter in the great Canadian wilds of Saskatchewan, looking for those great rolling hills they claim to be known for... And then fight to the death. Because we don't need to have the latest gadgets or vehicles to survive, but somehow those with the tricked out Mustangs tend to be below the poverty level. Reminds me of my time living in Arizona and seeing some of the people there living in trailers, barely able to make ends meet... but gotta have that HD flat screen, brand new truck, and plenty of beer.
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Of course, who needs food on the table when beer will do!
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Asura.Kingnobody said: » Of course, who needs food on the table when beer will do! Ragnarok.Nausi said: » Asura.Kingnobody said: » Of course, who needs food on the table when beer will do! When you are taking medicine. When you are pregnant. When you are healing from surgery and/or a serious illness. When you are driving. When you are about to drive. When you are planning to drive somewhere. When you are taking a test. When you are studying for a test. When you are at work. When you are posting on a website, preferably FFXIAH.com. When you are trying to remember something. When you need to remember something. When you are trying to save the world from aliens. When you are trying to save the world from catwomen. When you are trying to save the world from the lizard people. When you are fighting a war you believe in. When you are fighting a war you don't believe in. When you are jousting. When you are making a diabolical plan to take over the world. When you are sleeping. When you are taking a shower. When you are getting dressed for the day. When you are filing out paperwork for a loan to get a new house. When you are filing out paperwork for a loan other to get a new house. Shall I go on? |
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