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By Asura.Ludoggy 2010-09-07 01:23:38
Doesnt beat pac-man.
Bismarck.Rinako
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Posts: 1193
By Bismarck.Rinako 2010-09-07 01:29:17
Asura.Ludoggy said: Doesnt beat pac-man. This.
However I couldn't really play it due to the fact it lagged the hell out of the page and would constantly "blink" the image... :( The idea of it was pretty awesome though.
I found this one mildly entertaining though. Anyone happen to know what it's signifying though?
Server: Ifrit
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24692
By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-09-07 01:47:36
/looks around
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-09-07 01:56:39
so, I got yet another spam email today, but this one is actually pretty well constructed...
Phish.Email said: From: Mr. Mitchell Ponton,
La Premiere Banque Du Benin,
C/54 Carrefour Porto-Novo- 011 BP 5943,
Porto-Novo, Benin Republic.
Hello,
I sincerely write to solicit your co-operation and trust in an urgent business transaction. I work with La Premiere Banque Du Benin-SA (translated as: First Bank of Benin Plc) in Porto-Novo, Benin republic. Presently, I am in charge of bills and exchange in the international remittance department. I was the account's officer of a certain Mr. and Mrs. Jobe W. Ryder, who worked with Chevron Oil company, but both died in the December 25, 2003 air crash here in Benin Republic.
For more information on the crash, you can visit the CNN Homepage and search for
"BENIN PLANE CRASH"
Mr. Ryder had a total sum of $925,000 (Nine hundred and twenty five thousand US Dollars) in his domiciliary account. Since the management got the news of his tragic death, they have been expecting his next of kin to come up and claim his/her inheritance funds. Unfortunately, from the day of his death till the time of this letter, nobody has shown up. As his personal account's officer, I decided to search through his classified record files and I discovered that the only next of kin he specified was his wife, who died along with him in the Christmas Day crash.
The banking and financial law of inheritance of La Premiere Banque Du Benin-SA, stipulates that if such funds remain unclaimed after a period of (84) months, it will be lost to the bank as "unclaimed deposit". On that note, I would like to do business with you so that the money can be released to you as a next of kin of the deceased for subsequent disbursement between us. I will soon proceed on retirement, and I personally do not want the funds to be lost to the bank.
The need for a foreigner as a next of kin in this project is necessitated by the fact that the deceased was a foreigner and a Beninese will not perfectly fit as his next of kin or heir. That is why I am contacting you. I found your email address through random internet searches. Please, note that it does not really matter whether you are truly related to the deceased or not, because there is never going to be any background check or investigation whatsoever. Consider that, a top secret from an insider. Also, note that you are not to appear in person and as such, there is absolutely no risk involved.
Upon my receipt of your email indicating your interest and full assurance that you will peacefully let me have my own share of the money after it must have been wired to your bank account, I will email you with a copy of the next of kin application form and the deceased's bank account information. You would need to correctly fill out the application form and send it via email attachment to the international remittance director of the bank for onward processing, approval and transfer of the funds to your bank account.
Basically, I don't think this venture will cost us any money. But if it eventually does, I am certain that it will be minimal, and you and I will be able to settle it together. The only expenses I forsee, has to do with needing the services of a lawyer. That should cost about $300 to $500. If in the course of this venture, we would not be needing the services of a lawyer, then there will be no expenses. But if otherwise, we will have to pay the lawyer and we will do it together.
You may open a new bank account solely for the purpose of this transaction. As soon as the funds are wired to your bank account, I may visit you in your country to collect my share, or simply provide you with a bank account to wire it to me. I am willing to let you have 35% of the total funds, for your assistance. I am waiting to hear back from you soon. Thank you very much.
Yours Faithfully,
Mitchell Ponton.
R.S.V.P
Fenrir.Tool
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 01:58:02
Email said: Please give me all your money.
All I read out of it.
Server: Ifrit
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24692
By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-09-07 02:00:47
Fenrir.Tool said: Email said: Please give me all your money.
All I read out of it. pretty much he bottom line
Bismarck.Xdudemanx
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2014
By Bismarck.Xdudemanx 2010-09-07 02:53:24
well....looks like someone is broke and needs moneys
Fenrir.Tool
Server: Fenrir
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Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 03:05:15
Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too.
Not to mention I got work @11 AM /rage
Maybe I should just call in?
Diabolos.Raelia
Server: Diabolos
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1707
By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-09-07 03:34:15
Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Fenrir.Tool
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 03:35:24
Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age.
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 11972
By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-09-07 03:37:03
Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age. Fellow Southwesterner?
Fenrir.Tool
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 03:37:23
Ramuh.Laffter said: Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age. Fellow Southwesterner?
Yep; albeit not native.
Diabolos.Raelia
Server: Diabolos
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Posts: 1707
By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-09-07 03:38:35
Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age. I applaud the ability some people have to kill a joke.
You could have at least segued into a Clarence Boddicker quote or something.
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-09-07 03:39:00
Fenrir.Tool said: Ramuh.Laffter said: Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age. Fellow Southwesterner?
Yep; albeit not native. Being native doesn't make it better, unfortunately.
Fenrir.Tool
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 03:39:50
Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age. I applaud the ability some people have to kill a joke.
You could have at least segued into a Clarence Boddicker quote or something.
Bad joke is bad.
Diabolos.Raelia
Server: Diabolos
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1707
By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-09-07 03:41:24
Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Damn toothache is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
Got a random nosebleed too. Do less coke.
Actually I live in a desert. The air is quite dry and hot virtually all year round. And sadly I've always been susceptible to nosebleeds from a very young age. I applaud the ability some people have to kill a joke.
You could have at least segued into a Clarence Boddicker quote or something.
Bad joke is bad. THIS IS THE INTERNET, YOU MUST BE MORE CLEVER!
Fenrir.Tool
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 03:42:27
Sowwy :<
In quite a bit of pain, so my clever/humor gauge is pretty nil at the moment.
Diabolos.Raelia
Server: Diabolos
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1707
By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-09-07 03:43:20
Fenrir.Tool said: Sowwy :<
In quite a bit of pain, so my clever/humor gauge is pretty nil at the moment. Stop sounding like Rydiya, its making me horny.
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Server: Ramuh
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Posts: 11972
By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-09-07 03:43:24
Lately, it seems like in my RL, everyone's sarcasm detector is borked.
Server: Asura
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Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2010-09-07 03:44:24
People of authority never know what sarcasm is.
Fenrir.Tool
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Posts: 3848
By Fenrir.Tool 2010-09-07 03:44:35
Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Sowwy :<
In quite a bit of pain, so my clever/humor gauge is pretty nil at the moment. Stop sounding like Rydiya, its making me horny.
That's perhaps the most keen insult I've ever received.
Diabolos.Raelia
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Posts: 1707
By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-09-07 03:48:30
Fenrir.Tool said: Diabolos.Raelia said: Fenrir.Tool said: Sowwy :<
In quite a bit of pain, so my clever/humor gauge is pretty nil at the moment. Stop sounding like Rydiya, its making me horny.
That's perhaps the most keen insult I've ever received. I like to think myself a professional, but sometimes I swear it boils down to "I could insult you cleverly, but you won't get it." with some people *coughstancough*.
Server: Siren
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By Siren.Enternius 2010-09-07 03:52:22
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Carbuncle.Sevourn
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2010-09-07 03:53:43
Diabolos.Raelia said: I swear it boils down to "I could insult you cleverly, but you won't get it." with some people *coughstancough*.
i sympathize so much
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2010-09-07 03:56:52
Siren.Enternius said: What's FFXI? A game you wasted so much of your time on trying to get a maats cap..but never made it.
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Bismarck.Xdudemanx
Server: Bismarck
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Posts: 2014
By Bismarck.Xdudemanx 2010-09-07 04:41:03
Bismarck.Xdudemanx
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By Bismarck.Xdudemanx 2010-09-07 04:44:44
lmfao that one made me laugh
Phoenix.Darki
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By Phoenix.Darki 2010-09-07 05:10:37
is frostwire a good/safe program for DL music?
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2929
By Asura.Abriannah 2010-09-07 05:13:37
Phoenix.Darki said: is frostwire a good/safe program for DL music?
It can be safe if you're smart about it. But It can be really unsafe as well. I stopped using it because the chance of getting something is higher than most.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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