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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 08:29:50
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
/bored
me too


who wants to play Forum D&D?

I attack Kalyna

/rolls whatever the hell you need to win

Kalyna dies
you fail

you have to first roll for initiative

I'm the DM, you're not allowed to play, go away.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:30:38
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Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
/bored
me too


who wants to play Forum D&D?

I attack Kalyna

/rolls whatever the hell you need to win

Kalyna dies
you fail

you have to first roll for initiative

I'm the DM, you're not allowed to play, go away.
You don't even know anything about D&D

Dame is the DM
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-08-26 08:30:57
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Dasva said:
/rolls to see if I'm getting drunk
Yes, you're getting drunk
Are there girls here!?! Can I do them!?!

/rolls to do girls
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:31:51
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Dasva said:
/rolls to see if I'm getting drunk
Yes, you're getting drunk
Are there girls here!?! Can I do them!?!

/rolls to do girls

Where's the Mountain Dew?!
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 08:32:43
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:

You don't even know anything about D&D

Dame is the DM

Watch this.

Then this.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:33:44
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Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

You don't even know anything about D&D

Dame is the DM

Watch this.

Then this.
saw it

and yer only a lvl1 thf, you can't attack and agro a lvl88 mage, unless you want a deathwish
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:34:07
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I wanna cast Magic Missle
Why are you casting Magic Missle? There's nothing to attack here.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-08-26 08:34:19
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
I wanna cast Magic Missle
Why are you casting Magic Missle? There's nothing to attack here.
I attack the darkness!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:35:02
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
/bored
me too


who wants to play Forum D&D?

I attack Kalyna

/rolls whatever the hell you need to win

Kalyna dies
you fail

you have to first roll for initiative

I'm the DM, you're not allowed to play, go away.
You don't even know anything about D&D

Dame is the DM
Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:35:43
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
I wanna cast Magic Missle
Why are you casting Magic Missle? There's nothing to attack here.
I attack the darkness!
aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 08:35:45
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

You don't even know anything about D&D

Dame is the DM

Watch this.

Then this.
saw it

and yer only a lvl1 thf, you can't attack and agro a lvl88 mage, unless you want a deathwish

I'm gonna totally get lucky and rape you and steal all your stuff

How upset would you be if your Lv. 88 mage died?
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 08:36:26
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Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.

I think you should have put that effort towards zombie chronicles
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:37:28
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Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

You don't even know anything about D&D

Dame is the DM

Watch this.

Then this.
saw it

and yer only a lvl1 thf, you can't attack and agro a lvl88 mage, unless you want a deathwish

I'm gonna totally get lucky and rape you and steal all your stuff

How upset would you be if your Lv. 88 mage died?
You'd need another person to play the pld (i think it was pld)


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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:38:00
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Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 08:39:34
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed

Is there a fleshlight stuck between the mattress/boxspring or something?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:39:43
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:42:04
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Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:42:16
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Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Is there a fleshlight stuck between the mattress/boxspring or something?
>.<
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:43:37
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:47:19
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Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes

and i accidentally added my attack mod instead of initiative sorry =(
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:48:05
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes
10 damage.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 08:48:35
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/steals the die and runs away
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:49:02
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Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes
10 damage.
34/44 hp

my turn?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:49:28
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes
10 damage.
34/44 hp

my turn?
Yep
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:49:52
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Fairy.Spence said:
/steals the die and runs away
Using a virtual die. You can't steal the internet!
/nerdy laugh + snort
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:50:18
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Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes
10 damage.
34/44 hp

my turn?
Yep
I roll for my attack

/rolls a 15
+ 3 attack mod

18 vs AC
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:52:24
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes
10 damage.
34/44 hp

my turn?
Yep
I roll for my attack

/rolls a 15
+ 3 attack mod

18 vs AC
Your attack hits, but is unable to penetrate the mimic's defenses.

The mimic roflstomps your ***... Rolls another 13.

8 damage.
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