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 Sylph.Spency
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 11:47:13
Cerberus.Arteus said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute. He got down & dirty with her. Afterwards, the prostitute said: "100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is 200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind." Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again... See More. The prostitute asked for 100, but the guy again says: "No, here's 200." The prostitute says: "You're so kind." More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says: "100, please." The guy slaps her and hands her 200. The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?" Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow." The prostitute says: "I am from there too." The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you 600.
Umm, why did he have to slap her? why not lol
Why didn't he just sleep with her 6 times?
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By Ramuh.Krizzbazaar 2010-04-29 11:48:00
Bahamut.Stanflame said: Morning, ladies and gents. Hmmm...
 Cerberus.Arteus
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 11:48:07
Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute. He got down & dirty with her. Afterwards, the prostitute said: "100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is 200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind." Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again... See More. The prostitute asked for 100, but the guy again says: "No, here's 200." The prostitute says: "You're so kind." More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says: "100, please." The guy slaps her and hands her 200. The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?" Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow." The prostitute says: "I am from there too." The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you 600.
Umm, why did he have to slap her? why not lol
Why didn't he just sleep with her 6 times? 3 :3
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 11:50:12
I'm confused Art!
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 11:50:34
Sylph.Spency said: I'm confused Art! use the force.. :o
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2010-04-29 11:51:15
Sylph.Spency said: I'm confused Art! I agree that he should've just slept with her 6 times.
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 11:52:14
I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 11:53:10
Sylph.Spency said: I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
... srsly?
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 11:53:47
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
... srsly?
Anastasia <3 My first lap dance ever
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 11:55:45
Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
... srsly?
Anastasia <3 My first lap dance ever :o how hot was she?
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 11:56:56
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
... srsly?
Anastasia <3 My first lap dance ever :o how hot was she?
I don't know, when I drink a lot, my standards hit ROCK bottom ~
Just like last Friday /shutters
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 11:58:06
Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
... srsly?
Anastasia <3 My first lap dance ever :o how hot was she?
I don't know, when I drink a lot, my standards hit ROCK bottom ~
Just like last Friday /shutters when i drink alot, everything goes blank then i wake up
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 11:58:47
That's not good, I think we have a problem ~
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By Ramuh.Svedin 2010-04-29 11:59:10
 Bismarck.Chasuro
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By Bismarck.Chasuro 2010-04-29 12:00:40
I had a lapdance once. It's not for me.
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 12:00:57
Sylph.Spency said: That's not good, I think we have a problem ~ yeah, we dont drink enough :o
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 12:01:10
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 12:02:37
Bismarck.Chasuro said: I had a lapdance once. It's not for me.
Yeah, the vacant looks on the girls faces are a huge turnoff.
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: That's not good, I think we have a problem ~ yeah, we dont drink enough :o
Be like the guy in the video who can't stand up!
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-04-29 12:02:56
Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: I remember one night I was drunk enough to give a stripper a tip for a lap dance
... srsly?
Anastasia <3 My first lap dance ever LOL
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 12:03:09
Sylph.Spency said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: I had a lapdance once. It's not for me.
Yeah, the vacant looks on the girls faces are a huge turnoff.
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: That's not good, I think we have a problem ~ yeah, we dont drink enough :o
Be like the guy in the video who can't stand up! ive been there rofl, also had my drink spiked before
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2010-04-29 12:05:54
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 12:06:37
eventually you'll have enough to take over the world
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-04-29 12:07:39
Bismarck.Chasuro said: Well the server is down, or something, now anyways. The vent server is down? You need to tell me these things! I can fix it :o
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By Bismarck.Chasuro 2010-04-29 12:08:32
Sylph.Spency said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: I had a lapdance once. It's not for me.
Yeah, the vacant looks on the girls faces are a huge turnoff.
Yeah not supposed to touch them, only want your money. That;s not what I'm into.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-04-29 12:08:47
Sylph.Spency said: Why have the forums been so slow this week? (Yes I back read a bit) Obviously it's because I haven't been here >.>
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 12:08:59
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: I had a lapdance once. It's not for me.
Yeah, the vacant looks on the girls faces are a huge turnoff.
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: That's not good, I think we have a problem ~ yeah, we dont drink enough :o
Be like the guy in the video who can't stand up! ive been there rofl, also had my drink spiked before
I had to be told about this one cuz I don't remember ~
One night we decided to clean out a friends liquor stash so I drank a ton of God knows what and blacked out ~
The next day my friends told me when I was trying to walk up to my front door between 2 cars, I was so drunk I kept bouncing of one back onto the other
Another time, I woke up with scratches all over me. Walked into the laundry room and noticed my metal laundry rack was crushed >.<
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By Bismarck.Chasuro 2010-04-29 12:09:56
Asura.Dameshi said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: Well the server is down, or something, now anyways. The vent server is down? You need to tell me these things! I can fix it :o
Sorry I'll add you to messenger.
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 12:10:33
Sylph.Spency said: Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: Bismarck.Chasuro said: I had a lapdance once. It's not for me.
Yeah, the vacant looks on the girls faces are a huge turnoff.
Cerberus.Arteus said: Sylph.Spency said: That's not good, I think we have a problem ~ yeah, we dont drink enough :o
Be like the guy in the video who can't stand up! ive been there rofl, also had my drink spiked before
I had to be told about this one cuz I don't remember ~
One night we decided to clean out a friends liquor stash so I drank a ton of God knows what and blacked out ~
The next day my friends told me when I was trying to walk up to my front door between 2 cars, I was so drunk I kept bouncing of one back onto the other
Another time, I woke up with scratches all over me. Walked into the laundry room and noticed my metal laundry rack was crushed >.< i was out with friends, got drunk on a field, was lying down for half hour next to some bushes, went home fell asleep, woke up and my arms were ***, turns out i had my arms in nettles for ages
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By Sylph.Spency 2010-04-29 12:11:58
I could use a beer
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By Cerberus.Arteus 2010-04-29 12:12:34
Sylph.Spency said: I could use a beer id murder a few cans of bud right now
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
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