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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-27 10:02:05
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: of course she's black, only black girls have this unnatural ability to tell that they're preggo two days after sex. Did you know that if you touch a preggo black girl, her un-born welfare baby's DNA will change to match yours? i know, its scary. EDIT; oh yeah, i'm already on campus :( ROFLMAO!
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-27 10:03:12
Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: of course she's black, only black girls have this unnatural ability to tell that they're preggo two days after sex. Did you know that if you touch a preggo black girl, her un-born welfare baby's DNA will change to match yours? i know, its scary. EDIT; oh yeah, i'm already on campus :( ROFLMAO!
I know it sounds a bit racist but it's true. Watch the Maury show, every man that ever touched a preggo black girl could be the baby daddy.
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 10:03:30
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: of course she's black, only black girls have this unnatural ability to tell that they're preggo two days after sex.
Did you know that if you touch a preggo black girl, her un-born welfare baby's DNA will change to match yours? i know, its scary.
EDIT; oh yeah, i'm already on campus :( Tough break...
 Ramuh.Haseyo
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-10-27 10:05:33
Asura.Korpg said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Asura.Korpg said: God damn I'm a bad ***. You just figured this out? Wait a min...badass in what way? I love herding sheep around. I got 3 of them in the flame core making responses to me by youtube, edits on photos, and motivational posters just about me. 
Gilgamesh.Tousou
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By Gilgamesh.Tousou 2009-10-27 10:05:43
It's all so clear now...
Ramuh.Krizz
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:07:19
Row, unless she plans on getting back with the guy, I don't see why that should be the end of you visiting. All that means is you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. (Though of course from the sounds of it she's not one you'd want to do without a condom)
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 10:08:26
Ramuh.Krizz said: (Though of course from the sounds of it she's not one you'd want to do without a condom) lol
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 10:11:09
Today's guild item is a {*** Sword}.
No, really, it is. :(
I always wondered why it's one of the few named weapons already in auto translate. Anyway afk for awhile
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:11:46
Garuda.Wooooodum said: Today's guild item is a {*** Sword}.
No, really, it is. :(
I always wondered why it's one of the few named weapons already in auto translate So you can call someone a *** in any language. Duh.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:12:23
Ramuh.Rowland said: This is true. I had a similar thought. I was gonna use a condom anyway.
I wouldn't think she'd be in any sort of mood for it. When was the visit planned for anyway? Isn't it next week or the week after?
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 10:12:30
Ramuh.Krizz said: Garuda.Wooooodum said: Today's guild item is a {*** Sword}.
No, really, it is. :(
I always wondered why it's one of the few named weapons already in auto translate So you can call someone a *** in any language. Duh. That's what I thought but it's not like SE give a ***about any language other than JP lol.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:16:45
Ramuh.Rowland said: Ramuh.Krizz said: Ramuh.Rowland said: This is true. I had a similar thought. I was gonna use a condom anyway.
I wouldn't think she'd be in any sort of mood for it. When was the visit planned for anyway? Isn't it next week or the week after? 3 weeks, I got time. Yeah, thought it was something like that. I say give it time. There's a chance she'll end be more 'in the mood' once the initial reactions are over with. Of course it depends on how she is.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-27 10:17:15
Maybe she's not into that kinda stuff. Just would suck because 3-4 later she'll be horny from the hormones.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:17:28
Ramuh.Rowland said: Prego =/= Pregnant
  I prefer the 'with meat' Prego sauce.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-27 10:18:24
I add my own meat to the prego.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:20:47
Ramuh.Lilbusta said: I add my own meat to the prego. I was planning on it next time I make spaghetti. Just haven't felt the spaghetti craving for a while.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:21:52
Ramuh.Rowland said:
(402)So why do you think you're pregnant?
(307)I took 5 tests and they were all positive
(402)Touche That's a good reason to think you're pregnant.
But 5 tests? Really? Two spread out over a week ( a third the following week if conflicting results) is plenty.
Edit: This also reminds me of a convo I had with a female friend almost this time last year. We came to the conclusion that I knew way too much about pregnancy tests.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:27:44
Ramuh.Rowland said: I was asking her some questions and she got mad at me saying "I'm a week late, I know how getting pregnant works!" Psh, a week late is nothing (without the tests, that is). I've had to deal with 2 week late false alarms.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-27 10:30:16
Ramuh.Krizz said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: I add my own meat to the prego. I was planning on it next time I make spaghetti. Just haven't felt the spaghetti craving for a while. Oh we were talking about real Prego™?
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-27 10:31:22
Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Ramuh.Krizz said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: I add my own meat to the prego. I was planning on it next time I make spaghetti. Just haven't felt the spaghetti craving for a while. Oh we were talking about real Prego?
Well I thought we were, but if we're not then I agree with your original statement.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-27 10:32:08
2 week false alarms means that you were hitting it better than the last person.
This is the reason why I never went for virgins.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-10-27 10:33:54
I miss a few months so it's always a scare XD
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 10:34:40
Gilgamesh.Alyria said: I miss a few months so it's always a scare XD That happened to us recently and she just happened to catch an illness just before... <.< False alarms ftl.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-27 10:35:41
Gilgamesh.Alyria said: I miss a few months so it's always a scare XD TMI
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-10-27 10:36:38
Mine started over a year + ago. My doc gets on my case but I think it's just when I stress alot I miss it. 2 months so far atm. I'll prob get it next month.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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