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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-02 16:10:44
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
It would have worked too if it didn’t make me go to YouTube to actually watch it...

[From far away]

Exactly!

Muhahahahahaha!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-03 09:17:51
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Evil Scientist Log NI Stardate 18428...it's tuesday... again...

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I've invented... so many monstrous machines... why can't I figure out a way to get rich quick?.... or slow?

PARKER shrugged and says he doesn't know...

thanks a bundle PARKER... /head desk

the space madness is starting to get to me again....bring me the medicine...
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-03 10:25:12
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/passesthechloroformbottle
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-03 11:11:47
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Siren.Mosin said: »
/passesthechloroformbottle

thanks mosey....

/sets alarm

/soaks rag

/naps
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2018-04-03 15:25:57
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Hm...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 08:56:27
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PARKER! grab a shovel! and sound the call to the thuggee mine guards!

Rooks emerged briefly from the trivia game development isolation chamber and confirmed that underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts.... I KNEW IT!!!

/paces around
PARKER we're going to need some new whips...more picks...and see if kali has any blood she can spare us... PREPARE THE SACRIFICE!!!

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-04 09:50:16
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The gods have chosen to punish me with a ***pot of work. I may have to provide spiritual, fiscal, and logistical support only on this one boss. I'll be ever watching to ensure the scales don't need a tippin' if things get ugly.

hoorah.
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By Idiot Boy 2018-04-04 10:14:19
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts

You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-04 10:38:25
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Idiot Boy said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts

You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't.
The Ni Files, distribute them!
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By Sylph.Shadowlina 2018-04-04 10:50:03
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It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-04-04 11:07:58
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Idk, I've seen some funny reads but funny to me is disturbing to others.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 12:01:36
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Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.



oh we're goin....




PARKER! THE WHIPS!!!
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-04 12:05:40
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Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.


Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
noone wants to go too.



Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
noone



Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
to go too.



Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
too.


ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ
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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 12:22:41
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Idiot Boy said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts

You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't.

imagine?.....I WROTE MOST OF THEM!!

/screams into the loadspeakersystem

PHAAST KHUDAEE!!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 12:39:27
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PARKER...there is something that I have always wondered about the Chief Guard...

just who in the hell is his dental hygienist?...
/points to the monitors



just look at that magnificent set of chompers....

well obviously he is a meticulous flosser PARKER... but while this solves the mystery of who the only employee that has been taking full advantage of the dental plan is...more mysteries remain...

see if you can find out where he goes for checkups. I must know.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 14:18:07
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 16:35:39
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PARKER put up the video for the magical mystery tour song...

it goes something like roll up for the mystery tour or something...

the monkeys maybe...





PARKER!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 19:17:11
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PARKER!!!

WTF?!

Where is that goddamned video?!

/taps foot impatiently
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-05 10:24:41
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oh right...the mine guards hate PARKER...

he probably went down there to ask who their dentists are and they have been beating him non stop this whole time...

spath if you get a chance / have a minute would you mind negotiating the release of PARKER from the pit of unspeakable horror?

thankies.
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By Zerowone 2018-04-05 10:52:42
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Holy sextuple posts.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-05 11:41:33
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Zerowone said: »
Holy sextuple posts.

thanks captain obvious.

almost 18k posts and still nobody understands that it was all done for my own amusement...

I'm trying to imagine what possible difference how many were in a row could possibly make... /squints while thinking hard

/sigh.....nothin

Altana...why did you gyp us elves so hard on the INT...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-05 12:25:45
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
oh right...the mine guards hate PARKER...

he probably went down there to ask who their dentists are and they have been beating him non stop this whole time...

spath if you get a chance / have a minute would you mind negotiating the release of PARKER from the pit of unspeakable horror?

thankies.
We have a few demands...

*guard whispering in Spath's ear*

The first is better vision insurance.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-05 12:35:00
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Zerowone said: »
Holy sextuple posts.

The gods are still flogging me like a rented mule. I suspect I'm atoning for all my most egregious misdeeds, otherwise I'm sure I'd have bitched about the powerball or something in between those other posts. It's clearly all my fault.



Shiva.Spathaian said: »
We have a few demands...

*guard whispering in Spathaian Spathicus Maximus Alfredo Macho Commando Jim Butch Prime The Third Esquire First Of His Name Of House Knight!!!'s ear*

The first is better vision insurance.


PARKER!!!! NO!!!!!

we don't negotiate with terrorists.
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By Zerowone 2018-04-05 13:36:47
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I feel like 2018 Ni is the equivalent of the Nier Automata B path.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-05 14:54:13
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Siren.Mosin said: »
we don't negotiate with terrorists.

I thought we made exceptions for terrorists on the payroll...

who will post my dumb song requests?

Shiva.Spathaian said: »
The first is better vision insurance.

we give these guys brand new whips and the first thing they do is whip PARKER blind... and then demand better vision insurance...

I suppose I can call Larry our insurance guy... I just hate talking to insurance guys so much .... you're going to owe me big time for this PARKER
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-05 15:11:03
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so tired... coffee isn't helping. send assistance.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-06 08:50:16
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
so tired... coffee isn't helping. send assistance.

well, we'd really LIKE to, but s p a t h and the thuggie mine guards have captured PARKER, and negotiations are going... poorly... Niko isn't much into helping folks, and I'm in just as bad a shape as you this week.

I'm afraid you're going to have to wait....

In the meantime enjoy some dance party friday jams:

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-06 09:15:19
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Siren.Mosin said: »
In the meantime enjoy some dance party friday jams:

awwww yeah! hit it PAR...KER...oh right... I forgot to call Larry. PARKER put "call Larry re:vision insurance" on the to do list....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-06 09:26:16
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Niko isn't much into helping

the last time I tried to help....

it went pretty much the same way as always...

NO!

so of course I responded in a mature and respectful way...

ELITISM NOW!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-06 09:27:52
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/checks the to do list

blank.... just the way I like it!!

/relaxes in flavin's lawn chair

PARKER bring me my opium pipe
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