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PARKER! turn that down a little bit... christ /rubs temples
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Peace is mere hours away friends. rejoice and be merry.
peace is a dream...longed for by the weak...
/thousand yard stare for us... there is only war... war and destruction....war and bloodshed....war and misery....war and... 80's dance music YouTube Video Placeholder
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » YouTube Video Placeholder Oh man. Belinda Carlisle is definitely my "Pick your 80s pop star" choice. Hell. She's still cute now. /grabs a hold of his desk
hang a minute PARKER ... feeling a little woozy that's just too many disturbing flashbacks all at once... holy crap am I old... that's right!!!....I almost forgot to thank that mistake I made in 1984 for coming back to haunt me at the worst time possible!!!...
I hate that ***. never really found a practical use for it.
Siren.Mosin said: » I hate that ***. never really found a practical use for it. I'm sure it serves some biological purpose...your brain stem is constantly reminding your mind of all the mistakes it's made...we wouldn't be having this problem if you had curled up into a ball and died when it got cold that one time... like I told you to and my mind is all...oh...so you want to play the 'remember when' game huh... /insert scotch gurgling into a glass sound let's conduct a survey with six ounces of scotch and see how much he would like to listen to your boring stories... spoiler alert scotch never listens to my stories for very long... scotch puts on a comedy of some sort into the vhs player inside my head and we giggle ourselves to sleep like jerks.... or I sing a song called 'glass buddy' you're my pillow, you're my medicine, you're my new best friend... glass buddy not necessarily those exact words.... or close to being in that order... but there seems to be general theme or pattern to the songs of camaraderie and undying loyalty with the container the scotch came in..... and when you start striking up bonds of friendship with inanimate objects it won't be long before the sandman visits you and hits you upside the head with a brick.... Shiva.Nikolce said: » I'm sure it serves some biological purpose... Probably to tell cavemen who survived poking a tiger in the eye not to do that dumb ***again. Evolution is *** slow, though. the appropriate time to chime in would have been before the caveman asked his buddy to hold his beer...
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so monday...we meet again...
/paces around the war room it's no secret that we've been trying to develop a way to destroy you...or skip over you like kids playing double dutch... the time machine produced way too many hallucinatory effects as it added the time we skipped back into the week YouTube Video Placeholder it seemed purposeful in that the time insertion seemed to almost always coincide with meetings... which then dragged on like bastinado torture... but I checked all the protocols four times and there is just no way the program can know when we get sucked into meetings we don't want to be in... I need to figure out a way to add the time back in while we are sleeping... so we'll just get a few hours extra of sleep every night..... /calculates Some R&M-associated Melancholy Monday tuneage for you.
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It can always get worse. never forget that people...
Siren.Mosin said: » It can always get worse. never forget that people... PARKER Edit: but it might get better... right?....Mr. Mosin sir... /checks the schedule well let's see....after you clean up all the pig crap in the pig crap fueled methane refinery... you have to fight the raggety man in the thunderdome... rescue some idiot children that were abandoned in the desert....and then you have to sit through a six hour hard sell insurance seminar so that meshi can score the free dinner that comes with it... and the only thing you'll be allowed to say is..."that sounds interesting, could you please tell me a little bit more about that?" no matter what they tell you... sooner or later they will realize you are an impostor and so you'll have to face whatever the punishment for that is... Siren.Mosin said: » It can always get worse. never forget that people... also...holy ***it can and it will... and you can take that guarantee to the bank... the ruthless bank. we've been over this before but goddammit... my father in law, sir strokesalot, forgets where he is going while he is driving... if it's somewhere farther away then about ten minutes...PARKER Edit the exact length of time has not been verified due to insufficient data... well it is't very *** far PARKER... and it doesn't matter how often or how recently he has been somewhere...ESPECIALLY if it involves highway driving... then he gets in the formula one race car zone and he's too busy looking for openings to pass rather than the exits.... so rather than trying to pick him up at a certain time, which always makes us late waiting for him to get ready, I've been lying to him and saying the start time for the event is at least a half hour before the actual start time...so that he has time to get lost on the way there.... reason number 47,632,805 that I am going straight to hell.... PARKER!!! go fetch me something to get stupid to... my brain is swimming in waves of black tar and the riptide is pulling me under...
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idk about you the rest of you ladies and gentlemen and ladygentleman.... but I'm thinking about lunch...
hmmmmm jewbey tuesday -temporary name- /ponders the great mystery of lunch PARKER /pukes into a trashcan what the hell is wrong with you PARKER!? you're going to make everyone lose their lunch.... wait a minute...did anyone else just feel that!? WTF!? |
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