OH there's a ton of stuff I'm forgetting.
at that dive bar in minneapolis a guy was drinking and had a statue of a t-rex on the stool next to him, my comrade or his wife knocked it off the stool due to the crowded spaces, and didn't notice. I picked it up, sat it back on the stool, and was eye-to-eye with it's owner whom wasn't too pleased. "I didn't knock this over, but I'm putting it back" I explained. "I think you did." he replied, annoyed. I smiled and walked away at a slow speed.
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Happy belated father's day to those who qualify.
Mosin, not sure those stories need more booze or less booze.
Mosin, not sure those stories need more booze or less booze.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
"I didn't knock this over, but I'm putting it back" I explained.
NEVER APOLOGIZE. NEVER EXPLAIN.
Siren.Mosin said: »
OOOHHH! and at some point the kids looked at me super judgmentally and said "WHO'S PARKER DAD??!?!" "YEAH DAD!!! WHO'S PARKER??!?!?" I nearly lost my mind. had Parker come to life in a desperate bid to bring me back to ffxiah? am I insane? what the ***......!?!?!? turns out I bought their mother a diet coke with 'Parker' written on it. super weird.
PARKER /blushes
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PARKER! quit gushing like a schoolgirl and go find the duke.
that one is too blurry... go find a better one...
then go dig him up and shoot another take!!
he's the duke he has another take left in him... just close the clapperboard...you'll see.
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that one is too blurry... go find a better one...
then go dig him up and shoot another take!!
he's the duke he has another take left in him... just close the clapperboard...you'll see.
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idk... I think misao has a valid point...
/coffee
I had a long *** about work all typed up... but to hell with it.
/crumples it up and throws it away
PARKER!
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I had a long *** about work all typed up... but to hell with it.
/crumples it up and throws it away
PARKER!
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Have an Irish jig!
(Only using the video from Titanic because I saw the band in concert that performed the music for this scene last week.)
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PARKER says he was going more for an eighties synthesizer.. kind of dance vibe...but... he'll reluctantly jig anyways
/jig
/jig
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
PARKER says he was going more for an eighties synthesizer.. kind of dance vibe...but... he'll reluctantly jig anyways
/jig
/jig
Let's bash the two together and they can have a drunken 80s party romp:
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/coffee
PARKER Edit: Melancholy Monday Pity Party Protocol~ Activated
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I like to pretend that ANOTHER GUY is the corporate slave, It's not really me, & I'm not here.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I like to pretend that ANOTHER GUY is the corporate slave, It's not really me, & I'm not here.
yeah... it's almost daydream about winning powerball o'clock...
i'll have twenty five years in august...
fifteen more to go... /sigh
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PARKER Edit: Melancholy Monday Pity Party Protocol~ Activated
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HAPPY BDAAAAAAAY
GUESS WHAT....
YOU ARE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
GUESS WHAT....
YOU ARE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
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Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
HAPPY BDAAAAAAAY
GUESS WHAT....
YOU ARE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
GUESS WHAT....
YOU ARE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
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everyone feels old on monday.
/garfieldpicture
/garfieldpicture
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What...
Who...
Birthdays?
Happy Birthday, whoever you are...
*passes out in coffee mug*
Who...
Birthdays?
Happy Birthday, whoever you are...
*passes out in coffee mug*
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Siren.Mosin said: »
everyone feels old on monday.
not my father in law!
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this morning he ran his car out of gas...
I was out of town or I probably could have helped him out...
reluctantly...
ok I'm a bad person and I'm going to hell
but I need to find a way that he doesn't rely on me...
wait a minute...
I know what he needs...
he needs his very own PARKER!
to hold onto his phone and his wallet and his keys and everything else he losses everyday... and fill up his car with gas and drive him around or at least pull up a map when he gets lost..make sure he takes his meds and his blood pressure and check his blood for sugar...write things down... remember things for him.
hmmmm.... PARKER is already an unholy abomination... do I dare attempt to Tron him into the physical world to work as an unpaid assistant to my father in law?... yes, yes I do.
PARKER! to the lab!
I was out of town or I probably could have helped him out...
reluctantly...
ok I'm a bad person and I'm going to hell
but I need to find a way that he doesn't rely on me...
wait a minute...
I know what he needs...
he needs his very own PARKER!
to hold onto his phone and his wallet and his keys and everything else he losses everyday... and fill up his car with gas and drive him around or at least pull up a map when he gets lost..make sure he takes his meds and his blood pressure and check his blood for sugar...write things down... remember things for him.
hmmmm.... PARKER is already an unholy abomination... do I dare attempt to Tron him into the physical world to work as an unpaid assistant to my father in law?... yes, yes I do.
PARKER! to the lab!
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ok... the Tron idea is going in the wrong direction PARKER and let's face it, neither one of us is smart enough to outwit the master control program...
you lost at the I/O tower, the MCP cone, the battle tanks and the light cycles...you have to win all four like twelve times in a row!!
no... as much as I enjoy watching you lose.. it's time to try something else... /thinks /finger snaps
that's it! Weird Science!
you lost at the I/O tower, the MCP cone, the battle tanks and the light cycles...you have to win all four like twelve times in a row!!
no... as much as I enjoy watching you lose.. it's time to try something else... /thinks /finger snaps
that's it! Weird Science!
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Is this dance party Tuesday now or did I lose 4 days of my week?
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Is this dance party Tuesday now or did I lose 4 days of my week?
I think it's "Jewby Tuesday ~ Temporary Name" aka Bagel Tuesday which was motioned for by Mosin later revised to Deli Tuesday to incorprate other foodstuffs and then revised further but I think it's stuck in committee waiting for a response from the anti defamation league and the Mossad...
hey those guys are really really really really good at krav maga....you should have seen what they did to PARKER
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also I have a vast videographic memory of every bad book, movie, tv commercial and television show ever made which I call upon to help find solutions to problems... /gives you a quick tour of the lab
98% of the things in this lab were stolen /points at various apparatus
the gamma ray accelerator, the time machine, the laser beam cutters, the death ray, the antimatter weapons, we even stole the improbability drive... I had to install the clear dome over top of it to stop PARKER from pressing it and the history eraser button...
some things like the large hadron collider...we use mostly to make Meshi his tea in the afternoons.... well because if boiling water is good then accelerating the particles is probably better... plus it's at least 300% cooler than that stupid keurig...
98% of the things in this lab were stolen /points at various apparatus
the gamma ray accelerator, the time machine, the laser beam cutters, the death ray, the antimatter weapons, we even stole the improbability drive... I had to install the clear dome over top of it to stop PARKER from pressing it and the history eraser button...
some things like the large hadron collider...we use mostly to make Meshi his tea in the afternoons.... well because if boiling water is good then accelerating the particles is probably better... plus it's at least 300% cooler than that stupid keurig...
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