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Don't listen to him he's just trying to bat away the competition before it even gets started...
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Idiot Boy said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Consulting firm it is.
Nobody ever said a consulting firm must give good advice. Just advice.
So um... Say Rooks ole buddy ole pal. How do we consult people? Just for fun, pretend we have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
Nobody ever said a consulting firm must give good advice. Just advice.
So um... Say Rooks ole buddy ole pal. How do we consult people? Just for fun, pretend we have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
Good news, you're halfway there
Also, consulting is awful. The best advice I can give you is to not go into it.
/sends invoice
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
You're good...
I do this for a living, man
To elaborate, though: remember that your clientele are going to meet the following set of criteria:
- They won't be able to solve their own problems
- They'll have *** it up enough to look to outside help
- They'll be desperate enough to be willing to pay your exhorbitant fees
Does that sound like a recipe for success to you? No one who has their ***together at all is ever, ever, picking up that phone.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Idiot Boy said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Consulting firm it is.
Nobody ever said a consulting firm must give good advice. Just advice.
So um... Say Rooks ole buddy ole pal. How do we consult people? Just for fun, pretend we have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
Nobody ever said a consulting firm must give good advice. Just advice.
So um... Say Rooks ole buddy ole pal. How do we consult people? Just for fun, pretend we have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
Good news, you're halfway there
Also, consulting is awful. The best advice I can give you is to not go into it.
/sends invoice
Perhaps he's giving us bad advice so he can snag up all of our clients.
Or perhaps it's good advice, knowing we'd think he's trying to sabotage it and we would do the opposite.
DAMNIT ROOKS, YOU'RE A MASTERMIND.
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Idiot Boy said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
You're good...
I do this for a living, man
To elaborate, though: remember that your clientele are going to meet the following set of criteria:
- They won't be able to solve their own problems
- They'll have *** it up enough to look to outside help
- They'll be desperate enough to be willing to pay your exhorbitant fees
Does that sound like a recipe for success to you? No one who has their ***together at all is ever, ever, picking up that phone.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Idiot Boy said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Consulting firm it is.
Nobody ever said a consulting firm must give good advice. Just advice.
So um... Say Rooks ole buddy ole pal. How do we consult people? Just for fun, pretend we have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
Nobody ever said a consulting firm must give good advice. Just advice.
So um... Say Rooks ole buddy ole pal. How do we consult people? Just for fun, pretend we have absolutely no idea what we're doing.
Good news, you're halfway there
Also, consulting is awful. The best advice I can give you is to not go into it.
/sends invoice
Perhaps he's giving us bad advice so he can snag up all of our clients.
Or perhaps it's good advice, knowing we'd think he's trying to sabotage it and we would do the opposite.
DAMNIT ROOKS, YOU'RE A MASTERMIND.
Idiot Boy said: »
I do this for a living, man
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with my advising expertise, I do say tomorrow is a great day for fish tacos
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
So how will we respond? M&S consulting can't be finished before it even started, can it?!
Rooks, we can solve all of your problems and ours at the same time. Hear me out.
When you get a client, you forward them to us. We will then do the consulting for you, while you bill them. Then we will bill you for our services. Naturally your bill to the customer is greater than our bill to you, so you get money for finding the customers and we get money for the consulting. This alleviates any risk for us and allows you to not have to deal with the clientele.
Win win.
*sends invoice*
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
So how will we respond? M&S consulting can't be finished before it even started, can it?!
Rooks, we can solve all of your problems and ours at the same time. Hear me out.
When you get a client, you forward them to us. We will then do the consulting for you, while you bill them. Then we will bill you for our services. Naturally your bill to the customer is greater than our bill to you, so you get money for finding the customers and we get money for the consulting. This alleviates any risk for us and allows you to not have to deal with the clientele.
Win win.
*sends invoice*
I just look...
I'm a Mascot.
Idiot Boy said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
You're good...
I do this for a living, man
To elaborate, though: remember that your clientele are going to meet the following set of criteria:
- They won't be able to solve their own problems
- They'll have *** it up enough to look to outside help
- They'll be desperate enough to be willing to pay your exhorbitant fees
Does that sound like a recipe for success to you? No one who has their ***together at all is ever, ever, picking up that phone.
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
So how will we respond? M&S consulting can't be finished before it even started, can it?!
Rooks, we can solve all of your problems and ours at the same time. Hear me out.
When you get a client, you forward them to us. We will then do the consulting for you, while you bill them. Then we will bill you for our services. Naturally your bill to the customer is greater than our bill to you, so you get money for finding the customers and we get money for the consulting. This alleviates any risk for us and allows you to not have to deal with the clientele.
Win win.
*sends invoice*
Put your skills to work drumming up new business for a finders fee!
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
So how will we respond? M&S consulting can't be finished before it even started, can it?!
Rooks, we can solve all of your problems and ours at the same time. Hear me out.
When you get a client, you forward them to us. We will then do the consulting for you, while you bill them. Then we will bill you for our services. Naturally your bill to the customer is greater than our bill to you, so you get money for finding the customers and we get money for the consulting. This alleviates any risk for us and allows you to not have to deal with the clientele.
Win win.
*sends invoice*
Put your skills to work drumming up new business for a finders fee!
No, clearly I'm more along the lines of the wh- oh you may be on to something here.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
So how will we respond? M&S consulting can't be finished before it even started, can it?!
Rooks, we can solve all of your problems and ours at the same time. Hear me out.
When you get a client, you forward them to us. We will then do the consulting for you, while you bill them. Then we will bill you for our services. Naturally your bill to the customer is greater than our bill to you, so you get money for finding the customers and we get money for the consulting. This alleviates any risk for us and allows you to not have to deal with the clientele.
Win win.
*sends invoice*
Put your skills to work drumming up new business for a finders fee!
No, clearly I'm more along the lines of the wh- oh you may be on to something here.
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Should we register for some sign spinning classes or would we rather see if our pole dancing work carries over from the last job?
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Morning, everyone.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Morning, everyone.
ugh...
I'm running on no sleep...think I feel a cold coming on too.
POST
/systems check
eyes - bleary
head - being crushed by unseen forces
nose - runny
throat - scratchy
body - weary
joints - swollen
feet - sore
energy levels at 35%
caffeine intake at maximum
<beep>
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Morning, everyone.
ugh...
I'm running on no sleep...think I feel a cold coming on too.
POST
/systems check
eyes - bleary
head - being crushed by unseen forces
nose - runny
throat - scratchy
body - weary
joints - swollen
feet - sore
energy levels at 35%
caffeine intake at maximum
<beep>
It's that time o' year.
Definitely had it bad last week, still only at about 90% right now horking out the residual lungbutter.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Morning, everyone.
ugh...
I'm running on no sleep...think I feel a cold coming on too.
POST
/systems check
eyes - bleary
head - being crushed by unseen forces
nose - runny
throat - scratchy
body - weary
joints - swollen
feet - sore
energy levels at 35%
caffeine intake at maximum
<beep>
Nik is dying, hear all about it!
*waves newspaper in Ni Citizens' faces*
Edited for grammar.
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*sips coffee while reading the Ni Times*
Oh, another tire fire has started. Neat.
Oh, another tire fire has started. Neat.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
ugh...
If it makes you feel any better my wife got a stupid puppy and it whined all night long keeping me up. I hate everything atm.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
*sips coffee while reading the Ni Times*
Oh, another tire fire has started. Neat.
Oh, another tire fire has started. Neat.
Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
ugh...
If it makes you feel any better my wife got a stupid puppy and it whined all night long keeping me up. I hate everything atm.
Goddamnit I want an animal.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
my wife got a puppy
same... I got my wife a puppy six months ago and he decided he wanted to party all night and then he barfed on her side of the bed....
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i dreamt i went to this shelter, saw an orange tabby, a white cat with grey and pink spots , a tiny cat the size of my finger.
and one small dog.
didnt know which cat to take home.
and one small dog.
didnt know which cat to take home.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
One of the buildings just finally found a new owner after being abandoned for 5+ years.
... I was swindled.
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