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 Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-28 17:09:05
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Zero's sense is the best sense.
Did you two find out the gender or are you going the surprise route?
I think this is cruel behavior in all cases.
Don't eat or drink for twelve hours beforehand. Not eating...Reasonable. Go an additional fourteen hours post-potocin without water? You're out of your damn mind!
You know those simultaneous, mind-meld glances where you confirm someone's lunacy? That warranted one. We cheated, he hit the vending machine and nobody asked whose water it was. Ooooo~ Renegades!
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-28 19:33:14
They just don't want you to choke to death on your own vomit if they have to put you under for an emergency c-section...
It's not evil plan to dehydrate you until you're beyond grouchy because they are secretly sadists.
Chew the ice chips!
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 Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-28 19:40:42
It's a boy. Apocalypse is averted....for now.
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-28 20:01:59
They just don't want you to choke to death on your own vomit if they have to put you under for an emergency c-section...
It's not evil plan to dehydrate you until you're beyond grouchy because they are secretly sadists.
Chew the ice chips!
Well, that makes sense now. At the time, bar none, stupidest thing anyone had ever told me. Obviously, no one let us in on that diddy.
NO!
It's a boy. Apocalypse is averted....for now.
Grats!
At least you're not deluded about the teen years.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-28 20:10:54
No wonder PARKER doesn't want to be the ice chip boy anymore. ...
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 Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-09-29 09:23:26
Morning all.
I hope it finds you well. idk much. the days press on, I'm still pretty bored. played some hide and seek with the kids, and had some chardonnay. worked on the huskers stadium a bit... meh.
sup with the rest of ni? how you livin'?
lenneth what would 'back' be in german? the body part, not the motion.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-29 10:07:35
At least you're not deluded about the teen years.
yeah... once their balls drop you're only ever thirty seconds away from becoming a grandparent.
just bought my second son a car for $500 to learn how to drive in....
/chugs a mylanta white russian
I wrote a new country song called "You drive like an old ***!" while driving through kentucky in the rain yesterday..
Perhaps not surprisingly most of the lyrics are screamed at the top of my lungs at *** that refuse to even drive the speed limit in the passing lane... or move over...
and let's see.... I also missed chinese wednesday so I must feel the shame of that...PARKER will be taking the lashings in my place of course but still... but how am I living you ask... hour by hour
call me ishmael...
I'm on a weird boat ride through a maelstrom with a cantankerous crew and a crazed captain hell bent on revenge...when the seas are calm enough I'm dropping strange messages into bottles and tossing them over the side knowing full well that probably nobody will ever read or understand them....
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 10:16:54
call me ishmael...
I'm on a weird boat ride through a maelstrom with a cantankerous crew and a crazed captain hell bent on revenge...when the seas are calm enough I'm dropping strange messages into bottles and tossing them over the side knowing full well that probably nobody will ever read or understand them.... YouTube Video Placeholder
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-29 10:52:04
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 10:54:44
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Server: Shiva
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Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-09-29 11:05:51
PARKER we interrupt your sea dirges with an important announcement
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 29745
By Asura.Dameshi 2016-09-29 11:09:56
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-29 11:41:08
I get the feeling Nik and I would become best friends on a cross country road trip screaming such phrases as "Hold your *** lane", "This guy drives like a ***", "Stop being a *** *** and get in the god damn lane", "This *** needs their license revoked", "Where the, who the *** does this guy think he is?", "Stay in your *** lane", "Gggggaaaaarrrhhh am I the only one who knows how to drive on this highway?", "....this *** is a *** ***, I swear", "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??","get off the ducking road".
My wife thinks I'll die of a heart attack while driving in 25yrs. Don't know where she gets that idea.
By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 11:58:28
My wife thinks I'll die of a heart attack while driving in 25yrs. Don't know where she gets that idea.
Sounds familiar.
They raised the speed limit on the PA Turnpike and Interstates to 70 this year.
You should hear me driving.
"GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU'RE NOT AT LEAST GOING TO DO THE LIMIT, JERKOFF."
"WHY ARE WE DOING 65 IN THE LEFT LANE?"
"WHO GAVE THIS JACKWAGON A CDL!?"
"THE LONG PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, GRANDMA."
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 Valefor.Sehachan
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-09-29 11:59:44
What's with all the screaming here, I could hear it all the way from the other threads!
Lower the volume you angry people!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-09-29 12:19:06
My wife thinks I'll die of a heart attack while driving in 25yrs. Don't know where she gets that idea.
same here.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-09-29 12:37:53
What's with all the screaming here, I could hear it all the way from the other threads!
Lower the volume you angry people! The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples® will be as loud as we deem necessary!
I am legally obligated to use our full name.
Please don't attack us, we're sorry. It won't happen again...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-09-29 12:41:53
I googled sandwich and did not see our sandwich near the top.
Let's make sandwiches great again!
By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 12:44:13
Lower the volume you angry people!
IS THIS ANGRY YELLING OR IS THIS BROKEN HEARING AID YELLING!?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 12:54:16
Are you all steering wheel punchers?
The only two things that bother me about my husband's driving is [see above] and I think he's completely handicapped himself by being so reliant on GPS. Anytime we take an unfamiliar route, he gets so agitated and even more so if, for some reason, the GPS falls in and out.
Integrated compass, signs, mile markers, and the ***' sun. Stereotypically, I'm suppose to be the one with horrid orienteering skills, multi-tasking and spatial awareness. (Thanks, video games and/or grandpa?) I've learned not to ease up on the snark every time he overshoots and hits the breaks in anger.
Exit [insert number].
Mile Marker countdown commences!
We're travelling West-bound. South is left of us North is to the right.
Bah! Road ragers make me ragey!
Edit: I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to throw his phone out the window.
Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-29 12:57:18
Need to regulate on that damn Sun.
Edit: sounds like you two should just pull over and engage in some angry road rage sex. It's like hate *** but on the road!
/uncovers the eyes and ears of the children.
 Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-09-29 13:01:15
I googled sandwich and did not see our sandwich near the top.
Let's make sandwiches great again!
-eats the sandwich while this plays in the background-
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 13:15:16
Need to regulate on that damn Sun.
Edit: sounds like you two should just pull over and engage in some angry road rage sex. It's like hate *** but on the road!
/uncovers the eyes and ears of the children.
Yes! How is the sun not the most useful tool or even constellations? (Seriously, thanks, grandpa!)
Edit: That zipped right over my head for a minute. Tired. Excuse, but not really.
Ten years ago, no prob. We ain't looking to become some weirdo's drone porn and most of the time the kiddos are in tow.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 13:25:24
I don't mind the highway when I don't know where I'm going. Can always take the next exit, turn around, try again.
What I dislike is city driving when I don't know where I'm going because if you miss your parking garage or turn you're stuck in 30+ minutes of city traffic trying to get back.
That could just be Pittsburgh driving, though. It doesn't seem like city built on a grid system have this problem. But Nooooo. We had to put the cities on hiss between three rivers.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 13:31:41
Edit: more like every time I finally pass someone who wouldn't DRIVE THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT.
*wipes the froth for the corners of his mouth*
Seriously. How hard is it to do 70? If you (or your piece of ***hoopy) can't handle it, GET OFF THE INTERSTATE.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 13:41:13
To be fair, if we don't have a set time to be at our destination, I'm always adding in semi-side trips that are on route. "Let's explore!" is a double-edged sword and a toss-up.
I don't mind the highway when I don't know where I'm going. Can always take the next exit, turn around, try again.
What I dislike is city driving when I don't know where I'm going because if you miss your parking garage or turn you're stuck in 30+ minutes of city traffic trying to get back.
That could just be Pittsburgh driving, though. It doesn't seem like city built on a grid system have this problem. But Nooooo. We had to put the cities on hiss between three rivers.
I don't mind it down-town, but I tend to be "overly-cautious".
Edit: more like every time I finally pass someone who wouldn't DRIVE THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT.
*wipes the froth for the corners of his mouth*
Seriously. How hard is it to do 70? If you (or your piece of ***hoopy) can't handle it, GET OFF THE INTERSTATE.
That is satisfying. Applies to people who tail-gate, even though you're going five over the speed limit, and gun it around you.
On some major highways here the speed limit is 80MPH. Then you have people from OKLAHOMA(!!!) or Arkansas that decide 55 or 60 is permissible in the passing lane.
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By Ramyrez 2016-09-29 13:49:57
That is satisfying. Applies to people who tail-gate, even though you're going five over the speed limit, and gun it around you.
To be fair, it doesn't matter how fast you're going. If the right lane is clear and/or you're not passing someone to your right, and someone is behind you going faster (even well over the speed limit), you're equally as guilty of breaking the law by not moving to the right and letting them pass you.
At least that's how it is in Pennsylvania. If you're already passing someone, you complete said pass(es) and then move over, but otherwise no traveling in the left lane if you're not actively passing.
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 13:54:02
That is satisfying. Applies to people who tail-gate, even though you're going five over the speed limit, and gun it around you.
To be fair, it doesn't matter how fast you're going. If the right lane is clear and/or you're not passing someone to your right, and someone is behind you going faster (even well over the speed limit), you're equally as guilty of breaking the law by not moving to the right and letting them pass you.
At least that's how it is in Pennsylvania. If you're already passing someone, you complete said pass(es) and then move over, but otherwise no traveling in the left lane if you're not actively passing.
I always try to move over if someone is merging or trying to pass if I have the opportunity. Just a matter of habit. You know some people tailgate to be ***, though.
RAWR!!! LOOK AT MY COMPENSATION PENIS! VROOOOOM! HEMI QUAD CAB WITH FLARE SIDES!
Edit: Anyone who actually needs that towing capacity doesn't drive that aggressively. 'Burb douchebag like me, but less practical.
Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-09-29 14:00:00
Edit: more like every time I finally pass someone who wouldn't DRIVE THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT.
*wipes the froth for the corners of his mouth*
Seriously. How hard is it to do 70? If you (or your piece of ***hoopy) can't handle it, GET OFF THE INTERSTATE.
In Arizona we got these drivers that love the right lane but won't let people merge onto the freeway. You accelerate to get up to traffic speed and they're all like nope.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-09-29 14:02:22
Yeah, so how about that So-Cal to Arizona driving transition? I bet that was fun.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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