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Anna Ruthven said: » Bismarck.Magnuss said: » The kind that has "fresh" sushi and egg salad sandwiches. But you mustn't touch... No joke, I've been in one like that for gas, the dude pocketed the money. Wait wait... You saying they got Bodegas in the OK?
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Anna Ruthven said: » No joke, I've been in one like that for gas, the dude pocketed the money. This is every other gas station back home. Not just pocketed, but if it's not the guy you described, it's a girl that's like 12 while dad is out back "working" (draining a sixpack while he oversees the guy refilling the fuel tank). Or at least it used to be, things have changed a little in the past twenty years I guess, but... ...I still go to places like that sometimes. Family-run businesses are the best.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: » Anna Ruthven said: » Bismarck.Magnuss said: » The kind that has "fresh" sushi and egg salad sandwiches. But you mustn't touch... No joke, I've been in one like that for gas, the dude pocketed the money. Wait wait... You saying they got Bodegas in the OK? First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age.
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
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Anna Ruthven said: » I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. This sounds like the beginning to a seedy and borderline questionably legal story in Penthouse Forum.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » I wonder if they still make lucky strike... wow idk, I haven't seen a pack of those in like 2 decades. (not that it means anything, I don't get out much) that sounds about right though...but... PARKER!!! PARKER Edit: you quit smoking cigarettes in 1994 sir. gadzooks!
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Anna Ruthven said: » I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. just throw some baby powder around and aim for the.........
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Anna Ruthven said: » I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
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Anna Ruthven said: » First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age. I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. This also sounds like the setup premise of porno.
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I am rubber and you are glue.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: » Anna Ruthven said: » First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age. I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. This also sounds like the setup premise of porno. EDIT: "I was just wondering if you'd...weigh my meat." <- Better
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Anna Ruthven said: » the kind that's hot and there goes the last shred of believability from your story... it's hard enough for us to imagine anyone with low enough standards that they could then reduce them even further to whatever unspeakable level banging a girlboy resides.... /shudder I was trying to avoid picturing...but someone more in the "mama june" category....
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Siren.Mosin said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » I wonder if they still make lucky strike... wow idk, I haven't seen a pack of those in like 2 decades. (not that it means anything, I don't get out much) that sounds about right though...but... PARKER!!! PARKER Edit: you quit smoking cigarettes in 1994 sir. gadzooks! Had a few regular Lucky Strikers back when I still worked in grocery. They were always some of the better customers...
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: » Anna Ruthven said: » First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age. I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. This also sounds like the setup premise of porno. I just said this! ... ... ...maybe "Penthouse Forum" was too obscure of a reference for those not who don't predate internet porn...
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You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station.
Then again, whatever floats your pickle.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Anna Ruthven said: » the kind that's hot and there goes the last shred of believability from your story... it's hard enough for us to imagine anyone with low enough standards that they could then reduce them even further to whatever unspeakable level banging a girlboy resides.... /shudder I was trying to avoid picturing...but someone more in the "mama june" category.... Ragnarok.Hevans said: » You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station. Then again, whatever floats your pickle. "I still miss (blank) every time the (blank) happens and (blank) season rolls around," is like cut-and-past Erotic Literature 101, setting up the flashback. you take that fappy ***over to RT you robomos.
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I feel like I could pick up a gas station girl after hunting. ***is primal. "I just murdered this beast and next I'm gonna slay that booty.".
Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees?
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees? What else is there in the central US? Farms and gas stations, and farmers will shoot you for lookin' at their daughters. Gas station owners just ask for child support. Ramyrez said: » Ragnarok.Hevans said: » You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station. Then again, whatever floats your pickle. "I still miss (blank) every time the (blank) happens and (blank) season rolls around," is like cut-and-past Erotic Literature 101, setting up the flashback. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » I feel like I could pick up a gas station girl after hunting. ***is primal. "I just murdered this beast and next I'm gonna slay that booty.". Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees? Also, deer aren't really beasts. Anna Ruthven said: » the one who told me I smell good Not for hunting, but for funsies.
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Anna Ruthven said: » Ragnarok.Hevans said: » I feel like I could pick up a gas station girl after hunting. ***is primal. "I just murdered this beast and next I'm gonna slay that booty.". Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees? Also, deer aren't really beasts. Not beasts, just ***. Shoot as many as you can.
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So much context is being lost here today.
We're just hemorrhaging context.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Ramyrez said: » Ragnarok.Hevans said: » You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station. Then again, whatever floats your pickle. "I still miss (blank) every time the (blank) happens and (blank) season rolls around," is like cut-and-past Erotic Literature 101, setting up the flashback. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Man. You talk about weird foreplay... ...then again, I've seen some of the character models/outfits in that game, so I guess it makes sense to some extent.
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