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By Idiot Boy 2016-04-06 14:44:29
Always assume people are naive. DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS LIKE A ROBOT.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm How this should have gone.
girl: I am interested in exchanging some of my time to get to know you better because I find you to be a possible compatible person for me.
Misa: I agree with your notion. How about Friday at 8:00pm at the local place which serves agreeable food for reasonable prices?
girl: I agree to your terms and conditions.
Misa: The pact is sealed. We will meet then.
Why is this so difficult?
Well, first off, where are you getting agreeable food at reasonable prices? Everywhere good these days costs and arm and a leg.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-04-06 14:46:30
Always assume people are naive. DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS LIKE A ROBOT.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm How this should have gone.
girl: I am interested in exchanging some of my time to get to know you better because I find you to be a possible compatible person for me.
Misa: I agree with your notion. How about Friday at 8:00pm at the local place which serves agreeable food for reasonable prices?
girl: I agree to your terms and conditions.
Misa: The pact is sealed. We will meet then.
Why is this so difficult?
Well, first off, where are you getting agreeable food at reasonable prices? Everywhere good these days costs and arm and a leg. So THAT'S my problem!
Thanks, Obama.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-06 14:48:19
Internet Atheism/Evangelicals...Two sides of the same coin?
Stay tuned to see if the other side starts swinging rattle snakes.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-04-06 14:53:34
Why is this so difficult?
the worst part is that she probably also sent misao every body language cue in the entire fricken animal kingdom...and he was still all.
I don't smell good wtf is wrong with you?
PARKER Edit: Also, everyone that doesn't have a thermonuclear proof bomb shelter and spf 47 trillion sun tan block should get the hell out of germany!!!!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-04-06 14:58:03
catching subtle clues are not my forte.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-04-06 15:02:24
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By Ramyrez 2016-04-06 15:02:44
I'm just going to go do my part in seeing the species doesn't continue.
I sincerely appreciate that.
I don't believe you do anything sincerely.
By Ramyrez 2016-04-06 15:03:02
catching subtle clues are not my forte.
Social cues are hard.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-04-06 15:08:18
catching subtle clues are not my forte.
Social cues are hard. They're so confusing some times. Here are a few which I could use some light shed on:
"I have a boyfriend."
"Who are you again?"
"How'd you get in here?"
"Get away from me, creep!"
I'm not sure how to read those.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-04-06 15:11:28
catching subtle clues are not my forte.
Social cues are hard. They're so confusing some times. Here are a few which I could use some light shed on:
"I have a boyfriend."
"Who are you again?"
"How'd you get in here?"
"Get away from me, creep!"
I'm not sure how to read those.
they want you to kiss them
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-04-06 15:14:32
"I'm fine"
"do what you want"
I still don't get why they get pissed when I do what i want after getting an Ok...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-04-06 15:40:53
Since penguins are such a great animal, I've taken some practices from them. One in particular is how male penguins present female penguins with a pebble.
I'm a bit confused though. No matter how many stones I throw at women, they always run away from me instead of towards me.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-04-06 15:41:44
@misa
you're doomed.
they want you to choose to do whatever stupid thing they want to do, instead of whatever you wanted to do. but not because they said so. GET IT?!?! no? well me neither but it is, none-the-less, the truth.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-04-06 15:42:42
your pebbles are too low quality.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-04-06 15:45:32
Mosin shall now be known as "Wonderful Whiskey Wisdom Wizard of Wishes"
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-04-06 15:47:16
I can dig it. I feel like 'executioner' made me a little unapproachable.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-04-06 15:52:44
sorry for topic regression, but,
My girlfriend bought me tickets to go to see george carlin for my 17th birthday, and I took my stupid friend. god damn was I a putz.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm
Spath knows that feel too well...
Always assume people are naive. DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS LIKE A ROBOT.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm How this should have gone.
girl: I am interested in exchanging some of my time to get to know you better because I find you to be a possible compatible person for me.
Misa: I agree with your notion. How about Friday at 8:00pm at the local place which serves agreeable food for reasonable prices?
girl: I agree to your terms and conditions.
Misa: The pact is sealed. We will meet then.
Why is this so difficult? Spath demands this be a thing.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-04-06 15:52:58
Executioner is still your job title, Wonderful Whiskey Wisdom Wizard of Wishes.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-04-06 15:54:47
Spath's demands have been heard, and with a lot of luck and PARKER rigging the system, they may be met.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-04-06 15:59:20
Spath's demands have been heard, and with a lot of luck and PARKER rigging the system, they may be met. SPATHS DEMANDS DEMAND MEETING!
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-04-06 16:01:24
*smokes from pipe*
the yelling, sir. how undignified.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-04-06 16:05:29
sorry for topic regression, but,
My girlfriend bought me tickets to go to see george carlin for my 17th birthday, and I took my stupid friend. god damn was I a putz.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm Last time a girl told me I smell good, she followed it up with "...you smell like Skoal."
Only in Oklahoma.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-04-06 16:06:16
sorry for topic regression, but,
My girlfriend bought me tickets to go to see george carlin for my 17th birthday, and I took my stupid friend. god damn was I a putz.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm Last time a girl told me I smell good, she followed it up with "...you smell like Skoal."
Only in Oklahoma.
did she ask you to kiss her like her diddy does?
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2016-04-06 16:07:05
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-04-06 16:07:42
sorry for topic regression, but,
My girlfriend bought me tickets to go to see george carlin for my 17th birthday, and I took my stupid friend. god damn was I a putz.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm Last time a girl told me I smell good, she followed it up with "...you smell like Skoal."
Only in Oklahoma.
The minty kind or the original cut?
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-04-06 16:09:38
sorry for topic regression, but,
My girlfriend bought me tickets to go to see george carlin for my 17th birthday, and I took my stupid friend. god damn was I a putz.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm Last time a girl told me I smell good, she followed it up with "...you smell like Skoal."
Only in Oklahoma.
did she ask you to kiss her like her diddy does? I wish, she was hot. Slightly weird and right up my alley.
sorry for topic regression, but,
My girlfriend bought me tickets to go to see george carlin for my 17th birthday, and I took my stupid friend. god damn was I a putz.
-go into target, get stuff, walk to register-
cute girl at register: oh you really smell nice, I like it a lot -wink-
me: ಠ_ಠ I havent put any lotion since I come from work, i prolly smell sweaty, maybe it's somthing else
girl: oh :(
-walks out of store, halfway home-
me: ಠ_ಠ .... wait a minute.... ***! /Facepalm Last time a girl told me I smell good, she followed it up with "...you smell like Skoal."
Only in Oklahoma.
The minty kind or the original cut? She didn't say.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-04-06 16:13:50
hmm and the world will never know.
edit: did she have teeth? one has to wonder what kind of girl hits on a guy with the line "you smell like skoal."
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-04-06 16:18:38
hmm and the world will never know.
edit: did she have teeth? one has to wonder what kind of girl hits on a guy with the line "you smell like skoal." She had teeth, she was pretty, and was at least half Native American.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-04-06 16:18:46
hmm and the world will never know.
edit: did she have teeth? one has to wonder what kind of girl hits on a guy with the line "you smell like skoal."
g.r.i.t.s
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-04-06 16:20:01
Oklahoma is a magical land full of wonder.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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