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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
By Luelle 2016-01-28 19:26:11
trying to get the wife pregnant
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT BABIES. If it makes you feel any better, I don't want any babies. Aren't you a king or something, don't you need an heir?
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-01-28 19:33:32
trying to get the wife pregnant
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT BABIES. If it makes you feel any better, I don't want any babies. Aren't you a king or something, don't you need an heir? After the passing of King Meshi, we mods are to open The Envelope™ and assuming we don't die to a powdery substance contained within, we will read off the name of King Meshi's successor.
By Rooks 2016-01-28 20:17:16
And for far less money than you'd think, the contents of The Envelope™ can be altered
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-01-28 20:33:55
And for far less money than you'd think, the contents of The Envelope™ can be altered How about a piece of gum?
Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-01-28 20:39:36
wait, PARKER!
wasnt that envelope, the prototype for igniting glitter bomb?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 08:08:11
wait, PARKER!
wasnt that envelope, the prototype for igniting glitter bomb?
give me a few more minutes... I'm still stocking up on facial tissues and bracing for the next installment of....
Little Orphan GirlBoy
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yesterday he got a booboo and had to listen to a bad old doggy barking...
and one time he had to pay a bill
I know.... it's makes a man's eyes damp with tears is what it does.
So much hardship....
/frets while clutching a doilies
it's a good thing Hoppy missed it, she would have had the vapors for sure.
Here...PARKER found you a new avatar to help ease the suffering
By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 08:29:15
God dammit, you dirty ol' ***. Now you've got me started on showtunes.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 09:00:52
/bellows
Little Orphan GirlBoy For Sale!!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 09:11:33
God dammit, you dirty ol' ***. Now you've got me started on showtunes.
but it's dance party friday!!!
/reads from the Book of NI
Showtunes, especially ones which disparage a moderator and/or cause grief and/or consternation are allowed in article forty seven, section C. line twelve...
/slaps the pages
it's ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE!!!
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a little orphan girlboy to capture
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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 09:16:40
Girlboy shall scream.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-01-29 09:35:10
Quote:
The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo
by Richard Aronson (aronson@sierratel.com)
...In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran "his game," and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.
Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
I can avenge my Paladin.
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn't on a grassy gnoll.
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By volkom 2016-01-29 09:46:12
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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 10:04:19
Ahh Mary Poppins.
Who was only around because mom was too busy out trying to stump for women's rights and the movie resolved happily when mom decided to give it up and be a good stay at home mom.
Marry Poppins is terrible.
Then, most children's movies are when viewed through the lens of adulthood.
By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 10:06:38
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 10:11:50
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a little orphan girlboy to capture
he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 10:27:35
he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....
I'm crestfallen... who can I impact with my nurturing words?...
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-01-29 10:47:46
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 10:47:51
oh wait I found someone else....
welcome to dumpsville little orphan girlboy...population YOU
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 11:25:51
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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 11:29:44
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 11:54:32
I wanted that video to be the dead kennedys. shucks.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 12:47:25
I wanted that video to be the dead kennedys. shucks.
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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 12:48:16
I wanted that video to be the dead kennedys. shucks. YouTube Video Placeholder
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 13:57:55
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-01-29 14:00:07
he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....
I'm crestfallen... who can I impact with my nurturing words?...
There's always RT, but that never seems to work out well.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 14:00:46
lmao, that's right where he went.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 14:01:14
he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....
I'm crestfallen... who can I impact with my nurturing words?...
There's always RT, but that never seems to work out well.
yeah they keep deleting my posts over there....
buncha sissies
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-01-29 14:06:13
In keeping with the theme:
No worthwhile Youtube clips of a segment of 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' musical. Boo!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 14:27:42
I can't believe I left out shirley temple...
/hangs head in shame
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 14:37:06
Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
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