Where I live, in Tulsa, there used to be a yearly contest kinda like a Better Homes & Gardens contest or something. Basically you fix up your house and enter it into the contest. It was called Tulsa's House Beautiful annual something or other.
I used to hear about it on the radio and think "that wording is atrocious; 'house beautiful' and not 'beautiful house?'" So, as with a lot of things I don't quite get, I tried to rationalize it and here's what I came up with...
The House Beautiful annual sweepstakes was started and funded by a very VERY wealthy Chinese feng shui master who didn't know a word of English prior to coming to Tulsa. This man, in the days leading up to the State Fair, bought a house beautiful, started a business in which he employed an army of yes-men (and one intern), and learned enough English to order three, perhaps four, items on the menu of that ritzy little flatbread & wine bar by Cain's Ballroom.
So, with the State Fair only days away, Chinese man, who I'll refer to as Feng due to his mastery of feng shui, storms into his office and calls for a meeting immediately. *Chinese accent* "I want to start contest! Contest is for fair! We call it Tulsa House Beautiful!" and all the yes-men give this short little announcement a standing ovation except the intern, Steve, who tries to correct him and is immediately thrown out. ***' Steve!
So I imagine it was given a stupid name by a rich guy who didn't fully understand English and had a bunch of yes-men working for him who wouldn't correct him. His name was Feng, I mention this not because it is a real person but because I went through the trouble to call him Feng and then never referred to him as such again.
*shrugs*
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Oh! I completely agree with your sentiments.
Damn! Jenkem hasn't been mentioned in here in a dog's age!
Damn! Jenkem hasn't been mentioned in here in a dog's age!
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Is it rub Zah's belly for good luck time again?
LoL!
LoL!
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Where I live, in Tulsa
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*pokes thread*
Wake up, geezers. ;.;
Wake up, geezers. ;.;
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Not now, later.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
*pokes thread*
Wake up, geezers. ;.;
Wake up, geezers. ;.;
No!
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Here's something...What constitutes "a dog's age" and why/how/when did rubbing pregnant stomachs become good luck?
EDIT: There's been a void in Ni as of late. Kara, Mil, Len, Nik, and yes, even Flavin.
EDIT: There's been a void in Ni as of late. Kara, Mil, Len, Nik, and yes, even Flavin.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
when did rubbing pregnant stomachs become good luck?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Here's something...What constitutes "a dog's age" and why/how/when did rubbing pregnant stomachs become good luck?
EDIT: There's been a void in Ni as of late. Kara, Mil, Len, Nik, and yes, even Flavin.
EDIT: There's been a void in Ni as of late. Kara, Mil, Len, Nik, and yes, even Flavin.
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Cantonese chicken
om nom nom
om nom nom
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I was depressed before the internet, so suck on that, article!
lol
learn to get a bigger sample size, also.
I went & got that cheesesteak I always talk about, but never pop on, it was lovely.
lol
learn to get a bigger sample size, also.
I went & got that cheesesteak I always talk about, but never pop on, it was lovely.
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Watch out for those flying doorknobs!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Watch out for those flying doorknobs!
Curse you internet!
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dsfjhdvashzsdzvfljadshvflsdvfjasdbggblaaaah
cant find phone.
hopefully left it in boss' car
cant find phone.
hopefully left it in boss' car
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Watch out for those flying doorknobs!
Curse you internet!
Wait...How do these young whippersnappers poke fun at domestic violence nowadays?
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oh good, left it in car. luckily didnt fell out at the restaurant on on the grocery store
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