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I think Nik trumped your entire list with boxes.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I think Nik trumped your entire list with boxes.
Aunts and grandmothers buy gifts that inspire creativity.
Parents exist to buy boring gifts like socks.
Uncles exist for the things that will get you a criminal record if you use them wrong. Which sounds awful, but really we're teaching responsibility in the finest way; trial and error.
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Ramyrez said: »
Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Finding birthday presents for children can be a pain <.<;
To whom it may concern,
Birthday presents for children -- of either gender -- are quite easy. People make it far, far too difficult.
The list of can't-miss gifts is as follows:
- ponies
- puppies
- BB guns
- firecrackers
- caffeinated beverages
- chocolate
- anything that makes fart noises
You needn't make this so difficult.
Signed,
The Consortium of World's Best Uncles
I stressed about a gift on Sunday, but then when I went to the store I remembered that he and his dad were into John Deere and then I found a mega blocks John Deere tractor and was like "yep that's the gift for him" Spent a little more on it than I wanted but oh well.
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Phoenix.Josiahfk said: »
zahrah is not trustworthy.
...is your avatar a failed Faith No More album cover?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I think Nik trumped your entire list with boxes.
both of my boys loved empty cardboard boxes.
then we bought these and turned our whole basement into a huge fort
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dolls:
batman/spiderman/princess/fashion regardless of boy/girl
batman/spiderman/princess/fashion regardless of boy/girl
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I think Nik trumped your entire list with boxes.
both of my boys loved empty cardboard boxes.
then we bought these and turned our whole basement into a huge fort
Those are great, unless they take a dive on them and break the braces. Pour it out for the dino tent.
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Ramyrez said: »
Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Finding birthday presents for children can be a pain <.<;
To whom it may concern,
Birthday presents for children -- of either gender -- are quite easy. People make it far, far too difficult.
The list of can't-miss gifts is as follows:
- ponies
- puppies
- BB guns
- firecrackers
- caffeinated beverages
- chocolate
- anything that makes fart noises
You needn't make this so difficult.
Signed,
The Consortium of World's Best Uncles
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Ramyrez said: »
Parents exist to buy boring gifts like socks.
It was dad who bought me toys.
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If I had a kid and my brother gave said kid a pony there would be lots of horseshit left laying around said brothers house.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Those are great, unless they take a dive on them and break the braces. Pour it out for the dino tent.
I like the Danger Zone! on the tent!
the nice thing about the square ones and the connecting tubes is they fold up easy and lay flat behind a bookshelf or something... boxes require packaging tape and patience and take up a lot of room.
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ALL my family gives ***presents.
-once Xmas got a order-from-crap-catalog CD/Game Rack, that did not work. ***fell trough it. ugly as ***too.
-"i heard you like sushi, so here is a sushi maker"... no.
-a coat hanger... yes a common, plastic cheap coat hanger, covered in yarn, cause it represents all those happy thoughts and love... cute but no.
-socks
-I'm sorry, I did not get you anything
pretty much I buy my own stuff now for xmas.
edit:
-a grocery bag with "healthy" snacks.
-once Xmas got a order-from-crap-catalog CD/Game Rack, that did not work. ***fell trough it. ugly as ***too.
-"i heard you like sushi, so here is a sushi maker"... no.
-a coat hanger... yes a common, plastic cheap coat hanger, covered in yarn, cause it represents all those happy thoughts and love... cute but no.
-socks
-I'm sorry, I did not get you anything
pretty much I buy my own stuff now for xmas.
edit:
-a grocery bag with "healthy" snacks.
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
That's all I ever got from my uncle
The other didn't give me socks, he gave me...phylosophical and motivational speeches..he'd sit me on a couch next to him and start talking about this supposedely deep stuff..and all I wanted was a new dinosaur for my collection.
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yes. Dinosaur stuff. never go wrong with it.
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You can go very wrong with dinosaur stuff... very wrong...
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cant think of anything wrong with dino stuff
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Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Sounds more like the Consortium of Uncles who visit 3-4 times a year and don't remember the recipient's name.
Nah. This is the kind of stuff my uncle got (or threatened my mother that he would get) for me. He was pretty awesome. The only thing on that list he didn't get me at one time or another was the pony...
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
You can go very wrong with dinosaur stuff... very wrong...
lol
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
cant think of anything wrong with dino stuff
you may be too young to be brought into the loop on that one....lol
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It's strange to think that today most of my dino-toys are now known to be anatomically incorrect.
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