Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Appendix already tried to assassinate me once.
BRING IT ON, REBEL ORGANS!
BRING IT ON, REBEL ORGANS!
It had nothing on gall bladder pain, from everything I've been told.
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It had nothing on gall bladder pain, from everything I've been told.
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
We need to put together a gofundme for Misacat's weekend stat.
no. that's a terrible idea. remember what happened to tigerwoods? he conned ffxiah to get a bicycle and that thing has tried to kill him 147 times... He's been ran over by every vehicle ever made including an ambulance and a clown car...
he's been hit by a city bus (probably driven by donnie) and he wasn't even in a city... I'm telling you, as a warning to all the electronic panhandlers out there, the price you will pay is too damn high. and it will be collected by the Angel of Karma, who looks suspiciously like Steve Jobs in a frilly gossamer tutu with luminescent wings ...
/sips coffee
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
We need to put together a gofundme for Misacat's weekend stat.
no. that's a terrible idea. remember what happened to tigerwoods? he conned ffxiah to get a bicycle and that thing has tried to kill him 147 times... He's been ran over by every vehicle ever made including an ambulance and a clown car...
he's been hit by a city bus (probably driven by donnie) and he wasn't even in a city... I'm telling you, as a warning to all the electronic panhandlers out there, the price you will pay is too damn high. and it will be collected by the Angel of Karma, who looks suspiciously like Steve Jobs in a frilly gossamer tutu with luminescent wings ...
/sips coffee
Luckily I was far too lazy to undertake such a task and no one else seemed to run with the ball, so...crisis averted.
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Two Hook references in less than a week!
/golf clap
/golf clap
/cracks under the pressure
ok I confess...I hate that *** movie!!
I hate robin williams...I hate whatshername, the hooker with the heart of gold,... I even hate the fat kid...oh... and I really hate that asian kid so much. I just want to put him over my knee and spank the ***out of that kid.... I KNOW HE'S OLD NOW PARKER!!! BRING HIM TO ME ANYWAYS!!!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Morning.
So, do conspiracy theorists only come out on the weekends? It's like clockwork.
So, do conspiracy theorists only come out on the weekends? It's like clockwork.
PARKER!!!
oh...yeah...he is out of the office kidnapping Dante Basco right now ... /drums fingers on desk /breaks down and does it himself
ok look hoppy.... as you can clearly see in chapter seven of the employee handbook /pokes the open page
right here... it clearly states that if you want to discuss a thread we need
especially when PARKER isn't around to help us find things... just look at mosin over there...rolling around like some irish drunken baby...eyes swollen almost shut from drinking whiskey all weekend... he won't find it!
I lost my own *** for fifteen minutes this morning!
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Just another anti-vax thread, Nik. Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Just another anti-vax thread, Nik. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Which briefly lapsed into eugenics. Because nothing says a thread going to ***like eugenics and pseudo-biological justifications for treating people like poop!
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Just another anti-vax thread, Nik. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Which briefly lapsed into eugenics. Because nothing says a thread going to ***like eugenics and pseudo-biological justifications for treating people like poop!
Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm blocked.
Acidity levels of a woman can also determine the length of time sperm is viable before the window of fertility opens? WITCHCRAFT!
How's Sparth today?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm blocked.
Acidity levels of a woman can also determine the length of time sperm is viable before the window of fertility opens? WITCHCRAFT!
Acidity levels of a woman can also determine the length of time sperm is viable before the window of fertility opens? WITCHCRAFT!
Mean womenz on the internet disagreeing with him.
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm blocked.
Acidity levels of a woman can also determine the length of time sperm is viable before the window of fertility opens? WITCHCRAFT!
Acidity levels of a woman can also determine the length of time sperm is viable before the window of fertility opens? WITCHCRAFT!
Mean womenz on the internet disagreeing with him.
Don't forget the self-hating, whipped men projecting their insecurities and beta-ness onto him.
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Well, even though I know the internet is a cesspool sometimes, it always makes me appreciate the men in my life, and throughout my life, who have an egalitarian approach.
I guess we can be thankful that most of the men on here will happily engage. Aside from a handful of knuckleheads on here, it's not that bad.
I guess we can be thankful that most of the men on here will happily engage. Aside from a handful of knuckleheads on here, it's not that bad.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I guess we can be thankful that most of the men on here will happily engage. Aside from a handful of knuckleheads on here, it's not that bad.
The internet truly is a haven and meeting place for a lot of hate and misguided/repressed anger and frustration.
Luckily it's similarly a great place to meet lots of great people too.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Aside from a handful of knuckleheads on here...
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As long as we don't have another Elliott Rodgers thread...I really don't think some people here read his manifesto to completion. I tied myself into knots during that thread. It was bad.
EDIT: I think I know the gist, Len, but the video is not accessible for some reason.
EDIT: I think I know the gist, Len, but the video is not accessible for some reason.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
As long as we don't have another Elliott Rodgers thread...I really don't think some people here read his manifesto to completion. I tied myself into knots during that thread. It was bad.
EDIT: I think I know the gist, Len, but the video is not accessible for some reason.
EDIT: I think I know the gist, Len, but the video is not accessible for some reason.
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Well, I'm off to stuff myself with something beefy and cheesy. That sounds wonderful right now.
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baked potato with lotsacheese
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I am no fan of cheese on baked potatos... Copious amounts of butter sour cream and some salt and pepper for me.
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Broccoli and a cheese sauce are tasty, but ultimately if I'm picking, I'm going w/ Flav. Butter, sour cream, a touch of salt and copious amounts of fresh-ground black pepper.
Thanks for reminding me that I'm on a diet.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Thanks for reminding me that I'm on a diet.
Also, you're welcome.
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oh good... the thirty year old jokes we ordered came in while I was at lunch....
freakazoid sucked and so therefore, by association so did candlejack.
another perfect example of trying too hard to be funny and slapping Steven Spielberg's name on something and expecting it to turn into an instant solid gold classic...
F freakazoid, F candlejack F steven spielberg and FU!
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I am broke.
should start a kicks-tarter for a new product.
should start a kicks-tarter for a new product.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
freakazoid sucked and so therefore, by association so did candlejack.
PARKER apparently laid out your super-tight crankypants last night.
Freakazoid was fun.
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Thanks for reminding me that I'm on a diet.
technically speaking everyone is on a diet....except for sugar britches of course, who survives solely on the misery of others...
it's a complicated electro-mechanical process... I can send you the diagrams if you would like to consider using Angst "the other other other white meat"... as your primary source of nourishment.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
except for sugar britches of course, who survives solely on the misery of others...
Man, no wonder he loves getting me riled up. I can put out levels of angry that could be used to power North Korea more efficiently than it's currently powered.
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