My middle daughter & I had a deal were I hold her up & say "Kyla what are you not supposed to do with your babies?" /curiousbabylook
"SHAKE EM'!!!"
then I'd playfully shake her up a bit.
also, throwing babies is tons of fun for everyone involved, but I have the reflexes of a mongoose on cocaine.
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
And maybe the best for Nik & Flav since they're still trying to force the joke:
this is us letting it go...
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
The sad part is, I've seen people do this. I keep finding myself looking away and waiting for the splat.
god hates a coward.
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
The sad part is, I've seen people do this. I keep finding myself looking away and waiting for the splat.
Sa...sad...?????
KIDS LOVE THIS.
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
The sad part is, I've seen people do this. I keep finding myself looking away and waiting for the splat.
Sa...sad...?????
KIDS LOVE THIS.
When the parent throws their baby up 2 feet, sure. I'm talking about parents who throw their kid about 1 storey in the air.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
My middle daughter & I had a deal were I hold her up & say "Kyla what are you not supposed to do with your babies?" /curiousbabylook
"SHAKE EM'!!!"
then I'd playfully shake her up a bit.
also, throwing babies is tons of fun for everyone involved, but I have the reflexes of a mongoose on cocaine.
"SHAKE EM'!!!"
then I'd playfully shake her up a bit.
also, throwing babies is tons of fun for everyone involved, but I have the reflexes of a mongoose on cocaine.
My uncle conditioned my cousin when she just learned to talk that whenever he asked, "what don't we forget to do?"
She would exclaim loudy, and proudly, "wipe your bum!"
...I think we may have traumatized her with that. She doesn't like it being brought up. :x
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
When the parent throws their baby up 2 feet, sure. I'm talking about parents who throw their kid about 1 storey in the air.
You want your kid to be an astronaut, you have to get them started early.
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
And maybe the best for Nik & Flav since they're still trying to force the joke:
Btw, are these from real 'lessons' or created for fun?
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Yes, they're real lessons. Mother's milk is safe for babies to drink, but Daddy's milk can be harmful.
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It's from a goof thing. They all came on one big sheet like a hazard sheet of warnings that you'd see in an industrial setting.
Linky; it's a big image
Oh man, I forgot about half of these. Dying all over again.
Linky; it's a big image
Oh man, I forgot about half of these. Dying all over again.
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The middle daughter & I also played a fun game were I'd say "kyla nobodies got you..." she clamped onto my neck like the jaws of life & I let go & let her hang there saying "***, kyla, NOBODIES GOT YOU!!!" until she ran out of strength & was forced to let go, then I'd catch her.
lol, good times.
lol, good times.
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Got a little crazy this weekend. Experimental, potted lemon tree on casters.
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gdi Z, we need limes for margaritas, not lemons.
feh!
feh!
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/folds arms and kicks dust
I never get anything right!
Mosin, Mosin;
Alternate nursery rhyme composin',
How does your garden grow?
I never get anything right!
Mosin, Mosin;
Alternate nursery rhyme composin',
How does your garden grow?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I never get anything right!
there's always next year! also the consolation of knowing it doesn't matter what I think of your escapades.
as for my garden... one sec...
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Siren.Mosin said: »
The men are unruly today.
I forgot to take a break... went to a gun show saturday morning, then spent the rest of the day cleaning up the fire damage in chimi's back yard. we filled a 20x5 ' dumpster with burnt lilac bushes, pine branches, & various other debris. It was pretty lame. then yesterday I got half drunk at about noon & decided it was time to fill the garden plot up with dirt...
/frenchman'svoice
6 hours & 2 truckloads of dirt later...
I was too tired to watch game of thrones. I ruthlessly mocked the local news people, & fell asleep. I really have a lot of *** around time to try to cram into this week to make up for working like an amish dude all weekend.
***.
how's the rest of all yall? well? no? have any fun this weekend?
PLEEBO OWES ME PICTURES.
I forgot to take a break... went to a gun show saturday morning, then spent the rest of the day cleaning up the fire damage in chimi's back yard. we filled a 20x5 ' dumpster with burnt lilac bushes, pine branches, & various other debris. It was pretty lame. then yesterday I got half drunk at about noon & decided it was time to fill the garden plot up with dirt...
/frenchman'svoice
6 hours & 2 truckloads of dirt later...
I was too tired to watch game of thrones. I ruthlessly mocked the local news people, & fell asleep. I really have a lot of *** around time to try to cram into this week to make up for working like an amish dude all weekend.
***.
how's the rest of all yall? well? no? have any fun this weekend?
PLEEBO OWES ME PICTURES.
from this morning. basically I have a lot of tilling / rock removal in my schedule after work this week.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
gdi Z, we need limes for margaritas, not lemons.
feh!
feh!
"Where's the little umbrella!? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks!"
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Got a little crazy this weekend. Experimental, potted lemon tree on casters.
mine died...and so did both of my fig trees... but I live in stupid ohio.
good luck on it though... I have only eaten ONE lemon picked right off a tree... I heard angels singing... so damn good
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Got a little crazy this weekend. Experimental, potted lemon tree on casters.
mine died...and so did both of my fig trees... but I live in stupid ohio.
good luck on it though... I have only eaten ONE lemon picked right off a tree... I heard angels singing... so damn good
At least you have dogwoods, though. Those are gorgeous!
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A megabus crashed in Indiana. Donny strikes again...
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
A megabus crashed in Indiana. Donny strikes again...
>.<
I'm kinda disappointed it somehow landed on it's wheels this time...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm kinda disappointed it somehow landed on it's wheels this time...
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Actually, only the margarita requires lime juice. Gin and tonics go equally well with lime or lemon. While I also traditionally prefer the lime, I've grown to almost prefer lemon with my Tanqueray n' Tonics.
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Actually, only the margarita requires lime juice. Gin and tonics go equally well with lime or lemon. While I also traditionally prefer the lime, I've grown to almost prefer lemon with my Tanqueray n' Tonics.
it was more of, "margaritas are disgusting and no one needs anything for them cause no one needs the nasty things", as opposed to a break down of the ingredients.
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Actually, only the margarita requires lime juice. Gin and tonics go equally well with lime or lemon. While I also traditionally prefer the lime, I've grown to almost prefer lemon with my Tanqueray n' Tonics.
it was more of, "margaritas are disgusting and no one needs anything for them cause no one needs the nasty things", as opposed to a break down of the ingredients.
Well then it that case, my friend, you are very wrong and have just been drinking awful modern-day neon girl-drink margaritas.
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Actually, only the margarita requires lime juice. Gin and tonics go equally well with lime or lemon. While I also traditionally prefer the lime, I've grown to almost prefer lemon with my Tanqueray n' Tonics.
it was more of, "margaritas are disgusting and no one needs anything for them cause no one needs the nasty things", as opposed to a break down of the ingredients.
Well then it that case, my friend, you are very wrong and have just been drinking awful modern-day neon girl-drink margaritas.
*yaaaaawwwn*
i have no interest in debating this.
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