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 Seraph.Ramyrez
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 12:43:33
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Also, kitchen and butane torches are too unreliable.

Just use the one from the garage. Does the job faster anyhow.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 12:47:17
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Why not just order some food?
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 12:49:37
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Speaking of which, time for dinner.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-03-23 12:49:48
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Why not just order some food?

He works 100 floors underground in a decommissioned nuclear missile silo.

why the hell else would it take him an hour to get chinese food
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-03-23 12:50:25
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Speaking of which, time for dinner.

are you hooked on the meat pies yet or what?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-23 12:51:24
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Why not just order some food?

He works 100 floors underground in a decommissioned nuclear missile silo.

why the hell else would it take him an hour to get chinese food
That explains the strange glow.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 12:51:53
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Why not just order some food?

He works 100 floors underground in a decommissioned nuclear missile silo.

why the hell else would it take him an hour to get chinese food
Oh yeah in the middle of buttfuck nowhere PA.

No cafeteria?

Even the Black Mesa labs in Half Life had a decent one.
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 12:53:41
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Why not just order some food?

He works 100 floors underground in a decommissioned nuclear missile silo.

why the hell else would it take him an hour to get chinese food

*rubs temples*

I've explained this before...

Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Why not just order some food?

Because ordering out constantly is a good way to keep packing on the pounds, which is the exact opposite of what I want to be doing. I order Chinese on Wednesday, chicken wings on Friday nights, and that's it!*


*planned, anyways. I admit that some nights I just don't *** want to cook and a local grill I pass on the way home makes a mean steak sandwich that's ready in just the amount of time it takes me to call and drive there from the office.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 12:53:48
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Speaking of which, time for dinner.

are you hooked on the meat pies yet or what?
Nah. But I've been digging these pancakes that are meat wrapped in something that's fried. I don't know exactly what's in them, I just know I can't stop eating them.

Also a kilo of grilled chicken on a big piece of bread is great for the price.
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 12:54:55
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Even the Black Mesa labs in Half Life had a decent one.

They also had transdimensional problems.

Pass.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-03-23 12:56:26
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
is a good way to keep packing on the pounds, which is the exact opposite of what I want to be doing.

feh! says you. what happens when you get lost in the woods, huh?!?!? you'll be damn happy you've got all that fat to burn off. skinny joe will be dead in a week without those precious fat reserves. let's see who's better looking after 4 weeks...
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 13:00:53
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
is a good way to keep packing on the pounds, which is the exact opposite of what I want to be doing.

feh! says you. what happens when you get lost in the woods, huh?!?!? you'll be damn happy you've got all that fat to burn off. skinny joe will be dead in a week without those precious fat reserves. let's see who's better looking after 4 weeks...

Funny story.

Being from bumfuck Pennsylvania, I'm not getting lost in the woods for four weeks. I'm not getting lost in the woods for four days. And I'm certainly not going hungry.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-03-23 13:01:02
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
How many liters did you drink tonight hammer penis?

they aren't going to let him use a blow torch to make toast.
Of beer? Zero.
Water? About one.
Tea? About one-fifth.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-03-23 13:06:16
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Let me rephrase that.
The best idea is not to rely on needing the safety mechanism except where essential.

The only truly effective way to eliminate all human error is to kill all the humans... which.. so far only has the support of me and bender.
True.
But putting a 1cm wooden cutting board under the toaster would probably solve the problem (if it was that the toaster would be potentially standing in water). Otherwise, moving it to the other side of the microwave would work (if it was a splash hazard).
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 13:36:46
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Let me rephrase that.
The best idea is not to rely on needing the safety mechanism except where essential.

The only truly effective way to eliminate all human error is to kill all the humans... which.. so far only has the support of me and bender.
True.
But putting a 1cm wooden cutting board under the toaster would probably solve the problem (if it was that the toaster would be potentially standing in water). Otherwise, moving it to the other side of the microwave would work (if it was a splash hazard).

Sink was on the other side of the microwave. No go.

And people do make a damn mess with that.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 13:42:29
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Even the Black Mesa labs in Half Life had a decent one.

They also had transdimensional problems.

Pass.
Not a fan of warp technology?

(with some very minor side effects)
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-23 13:51:18
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TP Me a pizza pls.
pineapple
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 13:53:06
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Can do except no pineapples, just bacon.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-03-23 14:40:55
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Being from bumfuck Pennsylvania, I'm not getting lost in the woods for four weeks. I'm not getting lost in the woods for four days. And I'm certainly not going hungry.

that's what you'd think, isn't it? well you'd be wrong. I got food poisoning once and lost 30 pounds in 3 days. you won't always have your health. that blubber could very well save you yet. mine did.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 15:16:49
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Just got a message from someone on FB asking what I've been up to and how I ended up in Serbia, lmao.

Last time I saw or talked to this person I was a drug baron at my college, lol. That's like 10 years worth of stories to tell. Where do I begin?
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 15:19:19
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Being from bumfuck Pennsylvania, I'm not getting lost in the woods for four weeks. I'm not getting lost in the woods for four days. And I'm certainly not going hungry.

that's what you'd think, isn't it? well you'd be wrong. I got food poisoning once and lost 30 pounds in 3 days. you won't always have your health. that blubber could very well save you yet. mine did.

*ahem* I wasn't referring to that.

I'm saying I know how to navigate in the wilderness and have at least passable skills at hunting, foraging, and trapping in the Pennsylvania outdoors.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-23 15:19:36
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make up a story on how you ended up there, running from a secret organization from the Illuminati and the Serbians giving you shelter because you know too much, and are a valuable asset to the secret war against machines from outer space who are hidden in the bottom of the Atlantic ocean
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-23 15:19:41
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Last time I saw or talked to this person I was a drug baron at my college, lol. That's like 10 years worth of stories to tell. Where do I begin?

Don't. Sounds like entrapment to me.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 15:21:14
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
make up a story on how you ended up there, running from a secret organization from the Illuminati and the Serbians giving you shelter because you know too much, and are a valuable asset to the secret war against machines from outer space who are hidden in the bottom of the Atlantic ocean
I used that story on a Hippie not too long, lol.

Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Last time I saw or talked to this person I was a drug baron at my college, lol. That's like 10 years worth of stories to tell. Where do I begin?

Don't. Sounds like entrapment to me.
Nah, he's just some hermit who lives in upstate NY now. Grows all his own food, etc.

Besides it's all legal after college.

Well... for the most part, I haven't paid income taxes in forever, but really who does...? It's all good.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-23 15:40:23
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-download DJ Sona's Tracks
-play them in loops
-win
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-03-23 16:12:23
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pretty damn funny, though put on some headphones if you're at work.


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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-03-23 16:26:32
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Well that was a neat conversation.

Just a little catch up. He ended the conversation with "I hate to say it, but liberty is not exclusive to the U.S."

Him, his wife, and 3 kids are thinking of moving to NH and buying a farm.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-03-24 08:25:47
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Guten morgen!

/logs in

Where did the NSA recruitment ad go? I should have screenshot that.

EDIT: Trevor Moore makes me miss WKUK. :(
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-03-24 08:45:25
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'morning.

*drinks shitty office coffee, doesn't even care today*

Why is Tuesday?

Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Just a little catch up. He ended the conversation with "I hate to say it, but liberty is not exclusive to the U.S."

Why does he hate to say it? Other countries don't deserve liberty, only 'murrica!? XD

I get where he's going with it. I just like to be nitpicky.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-03-24 08:52:13
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Remo McFeely said: »
SPECIAL DELIVERY!



would you look at that... it's our special delivery of feels from Mr. McFeely.... right on feel.
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