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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-26 14:53:29
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-26 14:57:07
Exactly how much of that list are you wanting to skip? Cause it kinda ends abruptly at the last part. I'd like to get rid of the dating part, the engagement part and the divorce/death. I guess I just want a nice comfortable relationship that ends in a happy marriage. What I don't want to worry about is figuring out the right moment to make a move, getting rejected if I try to propose and... well, dying. Just realize that a nice comfortable relationship will require a lot of work from both/all parties. And it doesn't ever stop.
It's a good primer for parenting. Not saying it isn't true but is this really what we should be discussing with a guy for his first date?
Go have fun! That's all you need to know!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-26 14:58:06
Also, if you want to scare a girl off totally talk about marraige and divorce on the first date.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-26 14:59:36
You want to borrow the death cuddle machine parker put together from Nik's blueprints Mos?
Josiah buttercups kept trying to move in on Nik and he felt it was necassary to create this contraption if he ever tried it again. Don't cuddle it yourself though it could result in death and or dismemberment. The fun part is that it's always a surprise in how it will attack you if you choose to cuddle it!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-26 15:04:47
Coffee. Then if coffee goes well, the museum across the street. Then, time permitting and if it goes well, the Italian restaurant across the street from that. Maybe even a place to grab some dessert later, but I dunno about that.
OK! here is the plan! you go buy one of those tiny chocolate samplers that has like four chocolates in it and a (one) small flower and you say something corny like I know you're supposed to bring flowers and chocolates to a girl's house when you're picking her up for a date..... but since we're just meeting for coffee I didn't want to go too overboard.
it's cute
it's corny
it's romantic
it's thoughtful
it's solid gold!!!
OH! and nurses hate when you talk about wanting to kill children so leave that part out about wanting to strangle your students!
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-26 15:09:18
Think of it this way Nik... he's just trying to keep her employed by sending as many patients to her hospital as possible to keep it up and running.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-26 15:11:02
You want to borrow the death cuddle machine parker put together from Nik's blueprints Mos?
Josiah buttercups kept trying to move in on Nik and he felt it was necassary to create this contraption if he ever tried it again. Don't cuddle it yourself though it could result in death and or dismemberment. The fun part is that it's always a surprise in how it will attack you if you choose to cuddle it!
You might be waiting a bit. He's diabolically consumed himself with fond memories of causing plane crashes.
EDIT: NVM.
DOUBLE EDIT: Nik was probably behind the demise of Lynard Skynard, and I'm pretty suspicious about Jimi's OD now.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-26 15:38:16
I'm a teacher and she's a nurse. If there's one thing she and I can relate with, it's putting in a ton of work with little in return. hot nurse and teacher in action?
oh my
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-26 15:39:46
You want to borrow the death cuddle machine parker put together from Nik's blueprints Mos?
Josiah buttercups kept trying to move in on Nik and he felt it was necassary to create this contraption if he ever tried it again. Don't cuddle it yourself though it could result in death and or dismemberment. The fun part is that it's always a surprise in how it will attack you if you choose to cuddle it!
You might be waiting a bit. He's diabolically consumed himself with fond memories of causing plane crashes.
EDIT: NVM.
DOUBLE EDIT: Nik was probably behind the demise of Lynard Skynard, and I'm pretty suspicious about Jimi's OD now. He got John Denver too?
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-26 15:41:28
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-26 15:52:12
Maybe? I don't know much about John Denver, but I think this goes straight to the tippy-top of the pyramid, the Lizard King himself, JIM MORRISON!
How long is the drive from Diggy-Diego to ATX? I want my pizza, damn it! That delivery driver is late!
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Bismarck.Leneth
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By Bismarck.Leneth 2014-09-26 15:57:12
Is there a part I can help you translate today?^^
also John Denver:
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-26 16:02:01
I think this goes straight to the tippy-top of the pyramid, the Lizard King himself, JIM MORRISON!
If he killed the doors, all bets are off the table. he could be responsible for all of em. bradley nowell, kurt cobain, tupac, & john lennon.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-26 16:32:32
How long is the drive from Diggy-Diego to ATX? I want my pizza, damn it! That delivery driver is late! well, if the driver is competent, abut 30 mins, asummed he took the company's pizza plane :x
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-26 16:53:29
you all have a wonderful weekend.
My advice:
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-09-26 21:21:43
Just wanted to pop in and say hello from Japan! It's really nice here, which means laundry day. Been really busy lately, either working or playing SSB on 3DS. (It's so damn fun)
The kids really like tricks so I just learned the 27 card trick (I'm bad at math so I had to write down how to do it and practicing it.)
I get to watch my first Undoukai tomorrow. This should be fun. I'll try taking pictures and maybe videos and post them in here or something.
Anyways, back to practicing both SSB and the trick. I want to play FF14 but too lazy to pay per month when I prolly won't be playing much.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-29 09:26:30
/fixesthehurricanesandy(nowtyphoon)supermachine'ssights squarelyonjapan...
hmmmmm?
Japan you say?
hmmmmm.....
Morning all.
I hope the weekend went well for everyone. my monday is going to be a real slice of ***. bbl.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-29 09:29:28
Is there a part I can help you translate today?^^
Sorry about the delay. You wanted comparisons to the Battle of Marne, right? Any specific time period, or is everything on the table? Is this for fun, or is there a deadline? Sorry about the lollygagging.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-29 09:47:50
-pours all the coffee and vodka into a mixer and makes a cake-
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-29 10:11:15
you all have a wonderful weekend. My advice: Party Hard
It doesn't get much harder than...
There is a place...
where men are men.... men, who for some reason, can not allow any other animal to live near their jack off hidey holes...
it's a place where deer, fish, lambs and personal hygiene go to die.... and teenagers go to boink and steal things in the off season... I deem thee Camp Smegma because it smelled like rotten feta cheese.... tainted cheese...
I'm going go ahead and steal billy buroughs description of black meat "The Black Meat is like a tainted cheese, overpoweringly delicious and nauseating so that the eaters eat and vomit and eat again until they fall exhausted."
The meat cafe.........
so basically we went to HELL which turns out to be a hunting cabin in "Ohio Power" a reclaimed strip mining operation turned into a hunter's paradise where there is little law, no running water or electricity, gravel roads, crazed doctor's of weed wackology, and poison ivy
we were only gone for 24 hours but it seemed like an eternity.
the "cabin" was built by drunken hilljack foreigners with chainsaws. It looks like a treehouse a kid would build only ten times bigger...as near as I can make out it's made mostly out of stolen plywood which has rotted away in the places you step most so that several times in the darkness your foot goes through the floor of the front porch and you fall down....
I don't have time for all of the tale now.... so let me leave you gaping in open mouthed wonder as to why someone would even build such a thing in the first place. Even if the only thing you ever built in your life was a birdhouse, you would be offended by this cabin's construction....
no light, no running water, no working widows because the kids smashed them all and now they are boarded up, so no air movement at all, no trash service, no nothing..
Even the outhouse isn't properly constructed.... there is no *** hole! the whatever just sits on the ground until time, flies and rain water rot it away.... /chokes back vomit
and they are "cleaning" animals they kill there right off the front porch, with no blood gutter or fresh water....
I think back to how many times I have eaten his delicious deer sausage and wonder how I'm not dead from the hellbroth of diseases and bacteria it must have accumulated when he made it...
how we're all not dead of deer aids I will never know...
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-29 10:30:05
Sorry about the lollygagging.
to be fair, you're lollygagging on your fooling around, so it's not all that bad.
that being said, get it together.
lol
I see a dude named "Hoppy_27" on destiny all the time.
-pours all the coffee and vodka into a mixer and makes a cake-
vodka coffee cake? how is this not a thing?
It doesn't get much harder than...
uhhhhh....
that's not quite what I meant, but to each their own, I guess.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-29 10:41:10
It doesn't get much harder than...
uhhhhh....
that's not quite what I meant, but to each their own, I guess.
LOL! well it had to be done... My sons have got to learn how to fish to survive the apocalypse and they also need to spend time bonding with my wife's side of the family.
two birds, one stone <thwack>
I asked my youngest son what we should bring next time to make the cabin better and he said "grenades" his suggestion is to kill it with fire and start over.
which is probably a good idea...
Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-09-29 10:43:15
Coffee vodka cake? Can't be any worse than the Rum Tiramisu I had the other week.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-09-29 10:44:34
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-29 10:47:17
I see a dude named "Hoppy_27" on destiny all the time.
/gasp
Dude needs to back the *** up off my "Hoppy"!
The Flavin typo that became a title, bestowed by Nik.
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-29 10:54:45
Doctor Clarence will see you now...
One of the legendary locals is "The Doctor" whose name is Clarence and is the "go-to guy" in ohio power to fix everything. lawn mowers, weed wackers, farm tractors, you name it.
And he looks exactly like you imagine he would... very cletus the slack jawed yokelish with all the classic hallmarks of hillbilly inbreeding...
he is as crazy as nine cats it a burlap sack and half a dozen teeth from having to gum all his food.
but a nice guy though and a whiz at fixing things, very rainman meets cooter davenport...
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-29 10:59:07
Join the nightmare
We noticed several auction signs on the way through there, you can have your very own slice of hell... but only if you act NOW!!!!
and I'm sure there is way you can have things like electricity... septic tanks.... running water...
but WHY BOTHER!
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-29 11:00:11
I don't recall it being a typo...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-29 11:01:01
mornin sugar britches!
what's cooking good looking
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-09-29 11:03:58
mornin sugar britches!
what's cooking good looking That might be the most disturbing thing you've ever said!
In other news... I made a gimp of myself this weekend lol... I fell asleep on the couch and in my drousy state of realizing where I was I thought to myself how much better my bed would be... As I was getting up my foot thwacked the coffee table and so started the cursefest until the pain subsided and I made it to my bed where I fell asleep again... I woke up this morning and damn the thing hurts... trying not to limp around but idk... nothing feels broken so it should be fine... must of hit it harder than I thought though lol...
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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