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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-08-21 18:48:33
I never go into a battle of wits half armed.
How's the you?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 18:52:33
I never go into a battle of wits half armed.
How's the you? Exhausted but jubilant.
Good things are in motion and many doors are opening for me.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-08-21 18:57:51
Niiiiiiice, duder. I'm glad things are working out for you. You definitely deserve a win.
Also, if any of those doors start closing, let me know if you need some help ripping those *** doors off their hinges.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 19:11:13
Niiiiiiice, duder. I'm glad things are working out for you. You definitely deserve a win.
Also, if any of those doors start closing, let me know if you need some help ripping those *** doors off their hinges. lol hopefully I don't but I'll let you know.
Right now I have a good feeling it'll work out all good. More free time incoming, next step is the hard one~
Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-08-21 22:15:19
Math interventionist... hmmmm... I could do that!
Listen here Jimmy... Math is destroying your life! It killed your mother and raped your father! You have to put it down Jimmy for the sake of the world!
I've failed you all with that...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-22 08:17:04
morning all.
I hate the world & most the people in it today. that cough is getting worse, I think I'm going to have to go see a quack, which I guess constitutes the reasons for the foul mood. I would seriously kick a puppy right now.
ho ho ho enough of that terrible nonsense, I do apologize & don't intend to spread this feeling throughout the world today.
you weirdos usually cheer me up. what's the good word for friday? big weekend plans?
Is more of the approach we take.
someone's gotta teach them shits. I have faith in your abilities to forge the next generation. hell, idk if you can do worse than your predecessors if you tried.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 09:23:47
hrmmm... a story that would cheer someone up... /rummages through files... I got nothing...
well it could be worse, you could be...
Ever since he immigrated to this country in the sixties he worked in a meat packing plant. Which isn't easy... On the plus side he would bring home and cook us up the best pork chops in the known universe when we went to visit him.
It's easy! I asked him how to pick the best ones and all you have to do is butcher hogs for thirty or forty years and boom! you too can pick out the best pig and the best pork chop on sight smell touch sound from a hundred yards off. The meat packing plant let them set aside the choicest cuts of meat for themselves to buy at the end of their shift.
I know what you are thinking, that a pork chop is a pork chop is a pork chop... NO! these are magical pork chops that were butchered earlier that day by a master butcher. They are perfect.
and of course they ruined/spoiled me forever...
because now he doesn't work there any more. he is almost 80
There is a curse that comes along with the eating of the best pork chop in the universe... no matter how hard you try, you will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever find one as good...
I see pork chops on a restaurant menu and scoff loudly... Nobody can make a *** pork chop like uncle pork chop. I have tried them all.
Oh right... the bad news is that after a lifetime of perfecting and mastering the art of the pork chop (and smoking cigarettes), Uncle Pork Chop is in the ICU with pneumonia and enough cancer to kill thirty or forty regular people...
BUT! I was there when he created his porcine opus magnus, the coup de gracie, the alpha and omega of all pork chops the mystical magical delectable masterpiece....
And he will be gone very soon, his wife of a bajillion years will soon follow, she has Alzheimer and doesn't recognize me any more and keeps asking where her husband is.
BUT I remember that first bite the moment my mouth came into contact with the pork chop, the angels sang, the warm light of heaven shown down from above on to me. I was shocked nobody else seemed to be having the same religious experience I was... but they were used to eating the best pork chops in the universe all the time.
I was in shock, this is the best pork chop I ever tasted! and uncle pork chop smiled and shrugged his shoulders.. he knew they were the best pork chops anyone had ever tasted...
his son is an alcoholic and a gambler and a loser and his daughter is none too bright, but his grandkids are cute and PORK CHOPS
I'll be sad when he is gone. But I will continue to respect and testify to his magnificent artistry. I have already forgotten whatever else he has done with his life. He grilled up the meanest pork chops I ever had..... if only there was some way to go back and enjoy them all over again.... wait a minute!
PARKER!!! fire up the time machine. we've got some pork chops to swipe!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-08-22 09:34:45
morning all.
I hate the world & most the people in it today. that cough is getting worse, I think I'm going to have to go see a quack, which I guess constitutes the reasons for the foul mood. I would seriously kick a puppy right now.
ho ho ho enough of that terrible nonsense, I do apologize & don't intend to spread this feeling throughout the world today.
you weirdos usually cheer me up. what's the good word for friday? big weekend plans?
Is more of the approach we take.
someone's gotta teach them shits. I have faith in your abilities to forge the next generation. hell, idk if you can do worse than your predecessors if you tried.
Get some of this, if you can drink now. Tastes like honey and hairspray.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-22 09:36:22
Your stories always help ole' boy. Words are your paintbrush & this thread is the canvas. Marvelous.
@ girlboy
I could use copious amounts of alcohol. Hopefully this quack puts me in good enough condition to do some damage to myself again.
Feels like I've been sick all summer.
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 09:39:58
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 09:52:59
most of my own children's memories of me are a life long string of weird confrontations with everyone else on the planet...
we all went out for dinner last night, (got the pork roast disappointing as usual), and they were laughing about the time we saw a dog with a $2,000 price tag and I asked if it ***diamonds....
because if it did, I would totally pay that much for a dog...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 09:56:05
I'm excited to explore this new fuel economy and turbocharged engine.
WELL THEN GO ALREADY!!!
you've been getting ready for two fricking days grandma!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 09:57:24
I think you have all the sweet and low in your purse that you're ever going to need....
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-08-22 09:59:13
Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaay! And, payday on top of it! Only problem is, all my money is going to bills...
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-22 10:03:19
1.) What is that blurb that is half murmured in rap now? Thirty seconds in, "Blah-blah blah-blah blee."? I've heard that in a lot of new rap lately.
2.) I heard kicking cats instead of dogs is an effective cough cure. Mag endorses it, you know it's solid.
3.) A legacy of perfect pork chops! Where did he immigrate from?
4.) What kind of car?
5.) Mos, sorry about cutting the LoL-apalooza short. Too tired, and my synapses were barely firing for the round we did play.
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 10:04:31
I'm kinda bummed we will have to wait all the way until monday to read about donny totaling his new car... I can already see it cartwheeling across the canadjian frozen tundra...
because you know he will live through it... stupid safety features
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 10:10:55
A legacy of perfect pork chops! Where did he immigrate from?
macedonia. It's just north of greece, alexander the great was from there...my wife immigrated from there when she was three or four.
I don't think they are known for pork mastery or anything, it's just that it's mostly only immigrants that will work in meat packing plants.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-22 10:10:58
hrmmm... a story that would cheer someone up... /rummages through files... I got nothing...
well it could be worse, you could be...
Ever since he immigrated to this country in the sixties he worked in a meat packing plant. Which isn't easy... On the plus side he would bring home and cook us up the best pork chops in the known universe when we went to visit him.
It's easy! I asked him how to pick the best ones and all you have to do is butcher hogs for thirty or forty years and boom! you too can pick out the best pig and the best pork chop on sight smell touch sound from a hundred yards off. The meat packing plant let them set aside the choicest cuts of meat for themselves to buy at the end of their shift.
I know what you are thinking, that a pork chop is a pork chop is a pork chop... NO! these are magical pork chops that were butchered earlier that day by a master butcher. They are perfect.
and of course they ruined/spoiled me forever...
because now he doesn't work there any more. he is almost 80
There is a curse that comes along with the eating of the best pork chop in the universe... no matter how hard you try, you will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever find one as good...
I see pork chops on a restaurant menu and scoff loudly... Nobody can make a *** pork chop like uncle pork chop. I have tried them all.
Oh right... the bad news is that after a lifetime of perfecting and mastering the art of the pork chop (and smoking cigarettes), Uncle Pork Chop is in the ICU with pneumonia and enough cancer to kill thirty or forty regular people...
BUT! I was there when he created his porcine opus magnus, the coup de gracie, the alpha and omega of all pork chops the mystical magical delectable masterpiece....
And he will be gone very soon, his wife of a bajillion years will soon follow, she has Alzheimer and doesn't recognize me any more and keeps asking where her husband is.
BUT I remember that first bite the moment my mouth came into contact with the pork chop, the angels sang, the warm light of heaven shown down from above on to me. I was shocked nobody else seemed to be having the same religious experience I was... but they were used to eating the best pork chops in the universe all the time.
I was in shock, this is the best pork chop I ever tasted! and uncle pork chop smiled and shrugged his shoulders.. he knew they were the best pork chops anyone had ever tasted...
his son is an alcoholic and a gambler and a loser and his daughter is none too bright, but his grandkids are cute and PORK CHOPS
I'll be sad when he is gone. But I will continue to respect and testify to his magnificent artistry. I have already forgotten whatever else he has done with his life. He grilled up the meanest pork chops I ever had..... if only there was some way to go back and enjoy them all over again.... wait a minute!
PARKER!!! fire up the time machine. we've got some pork chops to swipe!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!My grandmother did this to me with cheesecake... when she passed I was forever cursed to never take another bite of it my entire life. I make sure to blame my aunt for never learning to recipie to carry on my grandmas cheescake legacy every time I see her.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-22 10:11:50
Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaay! And, payday on top of it! Only problem is, all my money is going to bills... Welcome to life!
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Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-22 10:12:25
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-22 10:12:34
I'm kinda bummed we will have to wait all the way until monday to read about donny totaling his new car... I can already see it cartwheeling across the canadjian frozen tundra...
because you know he will live through it... stupid safety features You think it will take him that long?
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-08-22 10:14:08
Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaay! And, payday on top of it! Only problem is, all my money is going to bills... Welcome to life! So what was with those last thirty years, then?
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 10:19:01
My grandmother did this to me with cheesecake... when she passed I was forever cursed to never take another bite of it my entire life. I make sure to blame my aunt for never learning to recipie to carry on my grandmas cheescake legacy every time I see her.
the problem is... nobody can be taught (or forced to learn) how to make the perfect anything. it's something you have to love and strive your whole life to perfect...
it's like trying to teach someone how to be mozart...
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 10:21:07
I'm kinda bummed we will have to wait all the way until monday to read about donny totaling his new car... I can already see it cartwheeling across the canadjian frozen tundra...
because you know he will live through it... stupid safety features You think it will take him that long?
no, I just won't be back to read it until then. he is probably in the middle of crashing it right now... if he ever finished packing his purse.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-22 10:21:41
macedonia. It's just north of greece, alexander the great was from there...my wife immigrated from there when she was three or four.
I don't think they are known for pork mastery or anything, it's just that it's mostly only immigrants that will work in meat packing plants.
Not related. Just curious since you mentioned it.
My grandmother did this to me with cheesecake... when she passed I was forever cursed to never take another bite of it my entire life. I make sure to blame my aunt for never learning to recipie to carry on my grandmas cheescake legacy every time I see her.
Why didn't you ever attempt to learn Grandma's "/ma cheesecake"? What if you have a natural, hereditary cheesecaking ability that you're squandering, and you just don't know it?
YOU NOT HARNESSING CHEESECAKE HAS MADE THE WORLD A WORSE PLACE, FLAVIN!
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 10:22:56
Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaay! And, payday on top of it! Only problem is, all my money is going to bills... Welcome to life! So what was with those last thirty years, then?
the larval and pupal stages.
BUT NOW YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY!!!! WHOOPEEE!!!
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-22 10:25:52
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-22 11:03:12
There was a cute nurse. the doctor wasn't a quack, but a sweet old lady. I guess I have mf'ing bronchitis. not quite time to take me out to pasture & shoot me, but we're getting there.
1.) What is it that blurb that is half murmured in rap now? Thirty seconds in, "Blah-blah blah-blah blee."? I've heard that in a lot of new rap lately.
I haven't heard new rap since 2002 or so.
5.) Mos, sorry about cutting the LoL-apalooza short. Too tired, and my synapses were barely firing for the round we did play.
you owe me nothing! I was tired, sick, & sucked at playing anyway, & went to sleep after that one too.
it's just that it's mostly only immigrants that will work in meat packing plants.
I tried when I was a teenager, but the smell was overpowering.
So what was with those last thirty years, then?
foreplay.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
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Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
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Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
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