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 Siren.Mosin
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-23 13:32:07
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Granny Lightweight said: »
clean myself.

phrasing! BOOM!

and of course that begs the question. who has been doing it up until now!?

Just been stinky & unshaven.

Frau Mosin is great, but I'm not such a man-child that I would ask her to wash my balls, unless I had no arms or legs for some reason
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 Siren.Mosin
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-23 13:33:46
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Flav's a ***.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-23 13:39:28
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Idk.. I'm over it now... I thought the ban might have carried over there for a sec but a recent test has proven otherwise lol..

Sugar Britches has been cheating on us with another forum!!!!!
Huh? I meant carried over from the previous P&R thread...

there are too many jimmies to be rustled here for me to leave!

I thought about posting a recent drunk driving fatality today for Spath but the damn tribune took it off the front page! /lazy
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-06-23 13:40:22
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Flav's hookin' even dirtier parts of the interwebs? That's how you get the e-clap, Flav!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-23 13:40:30
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
What did Flavin do now?
EVERYTHING!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-23 13:43:09
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Granny Lightweight said: »
clean myself.

phrasing! BOOM!

and of course that begs the question. who has been doing it up until now!?

Just been stinky & unshaven.

Frau Mosin is great, but I'm not such a man-child that I would ask her to wash my balls, unless I had no arms or legs for some reason
Eh... nvm... not gonna touch this one...
Siren.Mosin said: »
Flav's a ***.
I'm many things... but this is not one of them sir... /menonite slap

You get one too Z..
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-23 13:48:09
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So they had this rave music thing at soldier field not too long ago and as I'm walking home I find someone passed out in the dog park and against all better judgement I checked to see if the person was ok. Took em a minute to get up but as they were drunkenly drugged out still decided to screm out YOLO... I was like yes... yes.. you should probably get tested for that... got em to call someone to come get em then left when the ride came...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-23 14:09:39
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Eh... nvm... not gonna touch this one...

that's what she said!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-23 14:23:11
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Eh... nvm... not gonna touch this one...

that's what she said!
See... you got it... you got it...

Edit: After 5 days she's probably begging you to let her clean em if you won't...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-23 14:28:48
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Eh... nvm... not gonna touch this one...

that's what she said!
See... you got it... you got it...

yeah...I was going to tell him he was missing out... but you know how squeamish he gets...

also, I'm a little disappointed with pleebo's response time in this matter....

I expected him to trip over a chair racing in here with a box of Mister Bubble....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 09:37:03
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Then, failing to find anyone brave enough to get into the two man canoe with me, I struck out on my own. Call me Ishmael...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 10:22:55
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So eight hours on the way back trip puts us in Buffalo...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-24 11:29:23
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I could imagine myself fighting with the water til I passed out then woke up on the beach telling everyone I chose option a to take a nap on the beach...

Ahhh pontoon boats... they are awesome for taking a nap on the water and taking 7 hours to get 3 miles down the way but they are awful for tubing and water skiing... those summers on the lake... getting passed by people on paddleboats...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-24 11:32:54
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Canadian bacon 2?!?!?!?!?! Lets do this!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 11:33:46
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I could imagine myself fighting with the water til I passed out then woke up on the beach telling everyone I chose option a to take a nap on the beach...

I unwisely left my cell phone at the house in case I went into the drink.... I should have put it in a couple of zip lock bags.

I had no way to let my wife know what had happened... I wondered how many hours I would have to be gone before she started wondering who she should call....
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-24 11:40:53
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Listen to the zipping to hear it lock in the freshness of your phone...

I had this problem not to long ago. Hey Flav I'll call you in just one second walking inside...

20 minutes later...

ok... she probably got caught up in something...

40 minutes later...

ok... starting to get a little worried...

2 hours later...

ARE YOU OK?!?!?!

appearantly the phone was left in the car and someone had left in it lol...

Edit: I think it all depends on what you went off to do in the first place and when they expect you back...
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-06-24 11:46:08
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
So eight hours on the way back trip puts us in Buffalo...
Now imagine that the United States is being ravaged by war and crime and you don't want to raise your kids in a place like that while dealing with the frustrations of the border.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 11:50:23
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Now imagine that the United States is being ravaged by war and crime and you don't want to raise your kids in a place like that while dealing with the frustrations of the border.

/folds arms

No.



I'm too tired to imagine... PARKER! throw a temper tantrum on the floor right there for me.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-06-24 11:52:54
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I could imagine myself fighting with the water til I passed out then woke up on the beach telling everyone I chose option a to take a nap on the beach...

Ahhh pontoon boats... they are awesome for taking a nap on the water and taking 7 hours to get 3 miles down the way but they are awful for tubing and water skiing... those summers on the lake... getting passed by people on paddleboats...

Hmmm...What are those hybrids of pontoon boats/bass trackers called? Is there a name for those at all? Seconded the notion of pontoons being terrible for water skiing, tubing, and wake boarding.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-24 12:13:22
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Go home hoppy you're drunk...
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-24 12:15:52
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
throw a temper tantrum on the floor right there for me.

my son's turning pro in this endeavor.

yo all's. trying to work today. it's lame as fak.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-06-24 12:55:13
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Go home hoppy you're drunk...

Go home, Flav! You're not drunk!

Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
throw a temper tantrum on the floor right there for me.

my son's turning pro in this endeavor.

yo all's. trying to work today. it's lame as fak.

Ugh! It terrifies me when Lukas intentionally bangs his head while throwing a fit. AHHHHHH!!!

EDIT: I asked the pediatrician about it, she said it was normal. I hate it though.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-24 12:58:17
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That comma.... RAGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 13:13:26
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Ugh! It terrifies me when Lukas intentionally bangs his head while throwing a fit. AHHHHHH!!!

EDIT: I asked the pediatrician about it, she said it was normal. I hate it though.

My son used to belly flop off the backs of chairs onto his chest for fun. Broke his lower ribs (greenstick) so many times they stick out now.... I think he did it to hear us gasp.

took him to the Doctor and he did a swan dive off the table when the doc turned his attention away from him for ten seconds...

"it must not be hurting him too much for him to keep doing it like that....hopefully he grows out of it... >.> "
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 13:17:35
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Hmmm...What are those hybrids of pontoon boats/bass trackers called? Is there a name for those at all? Seconded the notion of pontoons being terrible for water skiing, tubing, and wake boarding.

the one that picked me up looked like this


this one with the slide looks bitchin

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-24 13:20:21
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RV Boat

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By Anna Ruthven 2014-06-24 13:22:41
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Ahh, the warm weather, the wind in your hair while the boat is in motion, the water is just right... "Jump in!" they say, you get a good run for your jump, one, two, three steps, then it happens; you step on a rusty fishing hook that was dropped into the boat's carpet four years ago. Yeah, *** summer.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-06-24 13:27:36
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Rawr
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-06-24 13:33:38
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So we have had some fruit fly issues at work.
Is got handed out a lure-trap, so I placed it under this huge *** spider web.
A lot of em flyes are missing now.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-06-24 13:33:54
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