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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1837
By Valefor.Applebottoms 2014-02-05 17:40:06
They could look to some Korean gals, but with all the plastic surgery to look "Western" who knows what you'll get in baby roulette?!? The package is deceiving! Wasn't there a lawsuit in China recently because an ugly woman got prettified surgically and her husband found out when his kids looked like a donkey's anus? Well, technically it was one child, because of the "one child" law. So unless he wants to lose all the benefits associated, that's it. And it wasn't the result he expected.
Pretty much he had a child under "false pretenses", so the judge ruled in his favor.
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Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1837
By Valefor.Applebottoms 2014-02-05 17:47:11
Apperently this was the before/after of the woman in question:
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3621
By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-02-05 18:19:01
I can't decide if that is a miracle of modern science or a travesty against nature. Probably both.
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Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 10394
By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-02-05 18:34:18
She's looking a bit Kim-Jong Il in that first picture.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3621
By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-02-05 18:36:04
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Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1837
By Valefor.Applebottoms 2014-02-05 18:54:51
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-06 08:42:08
I tried added you in the quote, but it didn't go. *** lag on this thing. >.>
all finished reading? ok then...
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni pop quiz
What type of hairstyle does Kriz have?
Who were the first king and queen of NI?
What time zone is Narnia in?
How many of your base are belong to us?
How old is Urial?
What subject is forbidden to be spoken of in NI?
What godforsaken town does Xueye live in?
How many castles are there?
Special bonus question- Which Mod did Savy fight with?
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Carbuncle.Anesthesia
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 845
By Carbuncle.Anesthesia 2014-02-06 09:04:47
They could look to some Korean gals, but with all the plastic surgery to look "Western" who knows what you'll get in baby roulette?!? The package is deceiving! Wasn't there a lawsuit in China recently because an ugly woman got prettified surgically and her husband found out when his kids looked like a donkey's anus?
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/uglybaby.asp
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-02-06 09:06:17
Don't listen to the hoppy about an opinion on XIV... she got to level 15 or something like 5 months ago before real life caught up to her lol. Did you ever make it into a dungeon Z? Plus she's drunk.
I felt the tremor Nik. /applause
I don't think ilv really erases the need for any kind of skill in XIV. It definitely makes things easier, as it should, but people still have issues with fights like HM titan even in the 80's. Same with coils.
Babies. I have nothing to add to this.
It was another one of my holidays tyvm. Still not feeling 100%.
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Server: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-02-06 09:15:08
Making new characters on ff14 is really fun.
As well as tiring.
Had a 1.0BLM (class that turns into BLM, forgot the name) guy spam Fire 2 in Satsasha (while I'm tanking) and he was bitching that I wasn't Flashing enough. (I got tired of going OOM to try covering for him.)
Told him to stop, he's like "Well it's only a lv15 dungeon" and I'm like "That's the *** point, you'll get kicked if you keep this ***up especially in end game."
Then he goes "I beat Coil." and I go to myself "good for you, go *** do coil on your lv 16-20 1.0BLM *** idiot."
When i told my FC, they go "should have let him tank then and then rub it in his face that it's only a level 15 dungeon."
It was tempting.
The same run, the Arcanist (aka SMN/SCH 1.0) auto-runned into a group of pirates while I was typing something to the idiotBLM. I let him die cuz he pulled like half the damn place.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-06 09:18:03
It was another one of my holidays tyvm. Still not feeling 100%.
/comfort
you gotta ease up on the Mennonite hooch...
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-06 09:57:05
Scuba Steve aka del griffith said: »Making new characters on ff14 is really fun.
As well as tiring.
Had a 1.0BLM (class that turns into BLM, forgot the name) guy spam Fire 2 in Satsasha (while I'm tanking) and he was bitching that I wasn't Flashing enough. (I got tired of going OOM to try covering for him.)
Told him to stop, he's like "Well it's only a lv15 dungeon" and I'm like "That's the *** point, you'll get kicked if you keep this ***up especially in end game."
Then he goes "I beat Coil." and I go to myself "good for you, go *** do coil on your lv 16-20 1.0BLM *** idiot."
When i told my FC, they go "should have let him tank then and then rub it in his face that it's only a level 15 dungeon."
It was tempting.
The same run, the Arcanist (aka SMN/SCH 1.0) auto-runned into a group of pirates while I was typing something to the idiotBLM. I let him die cuz he pulled like half the damn place.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 10:19:43
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni pop quiz
I'll sell you the answers for $1,000.00USD or your first born child...
let me know.
It was another one of my holidays tyvm
I never thought I'd say this, but.....
lazy damn mennonites.
morning hosers.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-06 10:58:11
Scuba Steve once again reminded me of the fatal scuba steve flaw in the Infinite monkey theorem... (you give enough monkeys enough typewriters and enough time and one of them will eventually come up with <insert work of literature here>
he has been mashing keys for almost infinity without ever once coming up with something interesting or entertaining to read.
He almost wrote something interesting that one time he accused PARKER of chasing everyone out of NI... he was so close!..
but some mystical force I can't seem to wrap my head around pulled him back from the brink of accidental discovery of something amusing to type...
what strange power confines his brain so that no interesting thought can escape it... is it a laser beam? a magical spell? a curse drawn in runes beneath his bed? a black hole?
Is there any chance scuba steve would will his brain to scientific study? So that one day we could unravel the mystery and the enigma that is scuba steve?...
part of me is afraid and wants to block him so that my mind will not become infected by whatever disease may be chewing away at his brain...
but part of me is fascinated with the level of self absorption and complete lack of empathy and emotion...
/pokes with a stick
my mind boggles with possibilities... could he become unstable? could his stupidity just collapse in on himself and trigger some sort of wormhole event?
look at him PARKER... his mind is like a blank canvas like un-molded clay if only we could coax some glimmer of hope out of that vast wasteland...
/stares in assessment.
it's like waiting for a painting to blink
Server: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-02-06 12:02:17
I'm still confused who this Parker guy is and why Nick keeps yelling his name randomly, especially at night when I'm trying to sleep.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 12:06:27
It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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Server: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-02-06 12:11:05
It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Nah.
I think it's just the name that Nik gave to that voice he hears in his head.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 12:14:50
maybe it's got something to do with this!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-02-06 12:25:20
maybe it's got something to do with this!I thought so too at first but no.
I thought we got rid of Scuba Steve. When did he revive?
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 12:31:37
I thought we got rid of Scuba Steve. When did he revive?
a couple weeks ago. I think it's because he started up 14. you two could get together in-game!
:D
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Server: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-02-06 12:34:42
maybe it's got something to do with this!I thought so too at first but no.
I thought we got rid of Scuba Steve. When did he revive? I had an e-mail come to me, stating that you wished my appearance, you traitorous oaf.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-06 12:42:35
I'm still confused who this Parker guy is and why Nick keeps yelling his name randomly, especially at night when I'm trying to sleep.
and I would gladly bore everyone with yet another explanation if there existed even the slightest possibility that you could somehow comprehend the explanation....
unfortunately if the only hope for humanity and the survival of the human race depends on you understanding anything at all, we are doomed on the biblical scale the charlatans of this world have been threatening us with all this time...
<DING!>
and there goes the my quota bell for scuba steve bashing for today...
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-02-06 12:44:01
I thought we got rid of Scuba Steve. When did he revive? a couple weeks ago. I think it's because he started up 14. you two could get together in-game! :D /slap
maybe it's got something to do with this! I thought so too at first but no. I thought we got rid of Scuba Steve. When did he revive? I had an e-mail come to me, stating that you wished my appearance, you traitorous oaf. Betrayed you? I was never one anyones side let alone yours. /scoff
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 12:44:36
and there goes the my quota bell for scuba steve bashing for today...
aaaawwwwwwww......
be sure to come back tomorrow kalyna!
Server: Sargatanas
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 574
By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-02-06 12:49:20
Betrayed you? I was never one anyones side let alone yours. /scoff I never said you betrayed anyone in particular, you turncoat clod.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-02-06 12:59:11
I had an e-mail come to me, stating that you wished my appearance, you traitorous oaf.
Hold the phone... that was damn close to being a decent post scuba steve... I think I might just have to plus it..
well done.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-02-06 13:00:08
They could look to some Korean gals, but with all the plastic surgery to look "Western" who knows what you'll get in baby roulette?!? The package is deceiving! Wasn't there a lawsuit in China recently because an ugly woman got prettified surgically and her husband found out when his kids looked like a donkey's anus?
I had not heard/read that one yet! LOL!
Don't listen to the hoppy about an opinion on XIV... she got to level 15 or something like 5 months ago before real life caught up to her lol. Did you ever make it into a dungeon Z? Plus she's drunk.
I might not have given it the time it deserved though. Hopefully, I can get on it again after I dot all my "i"s and cross my "t"s IRL.
Mos and Flav got a lot father than I did.
And I got to twenty-one as the highest of three jobs/classes/whatever, so poo on you, Mennonite!
you gotta ease up on the Mennonite hooch...
WHAT?!?
I swear to Apollo, he puts angel dust in that stuff!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 13:00:13
I think I might just have to plus it..
we gotsa give credit where credit is due...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-02-06 13:01:12
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-02-06 13:01:27
It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Nah.
I think it's just the name that Nik gave to that voice he hears in his head.
You mean to tell us, you don't hear PARKER! from times to time?
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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