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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:35:30
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
So, was it a random stabbing or was he soliciting a prostitute? This whole thing...God help you, Sugar Britches!

I say good! poor prostitutes are usually the ones who end up stabbed. it's nice to see a john on the other side of the knife for once.

(which is also why prostitution should be regulated)
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:38:06
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
So, was it a random stabbing or was he soliciting a prostitute? This whole thing...God help you, Sugar Britches!

I say good! poor prostitutes are usually the ones who end up stabbed. it's nice to see a john on the other side of the knife for once.

(which is also why prostitution should be regulated)

EGADS! What if Flav's brother's former teacher was a neo-Jack the Ripper, and he finally found the one that just wouldn't take it?!?

Bum bum BUUUUUMMMMM!!!!
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:39:36
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What if Flav's brother's former teacher was a neo-Jack the Ripper, and he finally found the one that just wouldn't take it?!?

that's how it's playing out in my mind with zero facts at my disposal, lmao.

how many hookers have turned up missing in Chicago lately?

O wait, no one reports them missing, because no one cares.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:39:41
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Ok Sugar britches update for anyone that cares... He was actually stabbed to death by a prostitute... Everyone was relieved it had nothing to do with a student. but god.. God damnit Mosin... at least tell me there were no shotguns involved because if I missed that...
Something...Something...Crime rate in Chicago... So, was it a random stabbing or was he soliciting a prostitute? This whole thing...God help you, Sugar Britches!
He didn't live in Chicago lol... doesn't apply to the crime rate. You shouldn't be talking Ms. Texas there are more than double the murders per year in your state than in mine lol.

From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:41:07
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Texas there are more than double the murders per year in your state than in mine lol.

her state is 5 times the size of yours, goofy.

per capita would be the more interesting statistic.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:41:14
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How did this become my brothers teacher? While we all went to the same school and he taught all of us, I brought him up as a former teacher of mine and that my brother linked the article to me.

Also, and again, this did not take place in Chicago lol.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:43:28
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
He didn't live in Chicago lol... doesn't apply to the crime rate. You shouldn't be talking Ms. Texas there are more than double the murders per year in your state than in mine lol.

From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.

There are? Well, that's good to know! Houston I'm willing to bet.

LOL! Well, that's more ho-hum than the other scenario.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:43:37
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOY!!!!

hooker: that'll be 300$

teacher: ***, I'm a teacher, how's about two-fiddy?!?

hooker: 300 or I'm stabbing you...

teacher: you can't draw blood from a rock!

hooker: wanna bet? /stabbystaberson
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:46:34
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How did this become my brothers teacher? While we all went to the same school and he taught all of us, I brought him up as a former teacher of mine and that my brother linked the article to me.

Also, and again, this did not take place in Chicago lol.

Sorry about that. What subject did he teach again? Biology? I'm really working the Jack the Ripper angle!

I'm glad I backread one page to get some closure on this though.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:48:35
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I'm glad I backread one page to get some closure on this though.

for shame, you no-back-reader. this thread is simple enough these days.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:49:56
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From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOY!!!!

hooker: that'll be 300$

teacher: ***, I'm a teacher, how's about two-fiddy?!?

hooker: 300 or I'm stabbing you...

teacher: you can't draw blood from a rock!

hooker: wanna bet? /stabbystaberson

So, now I'm curious, what did he get for $300? I mean, I'm not an authority on prostitutes, but I would assume we could determine the quality of a hooker by the price of service(s) rendered.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:49:59
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He was a business teacher there I guess or so they say... I only had him for an introduction to typing class and as a substitute.

My biology teacher was a weird guy too...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:50:46
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He made up that entire thing Z... lol... You were just made privy to the inner workings of Mos' mind on that one.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:52:30
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
He was a business teacher there I guess or so they say... I only had him for an introduction to typing class and as a substitute.

My biology teacher was a weird guy too...

Were you in FBLA?

Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
He made up that entire thing Z... lol... You were just made privy to the inner workings of Mos' mind on that one.

I know. I was rolling with it. Hooker economics is the most intriguing going-ons on AH today.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:53:27
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So, now I'm curious, what did he get for $300? I mean, I'm not an authority on prostitutes, but I would assume we could determine the quality of a hooker by the price of services rendered.

I would agree with your assumption, although I was just talking out of my ***. I have 0 prostitute experience.

when I was in vegas though, some guy was telling me it's anywhere from 20$-10,000$. which kind of piqued my curiosity. what does a guy get for 10k? like a week? or still just one night? sounds crazier than *** to me.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:56:53
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I was not in FBLA... Screw you for even asking if I was! You don't know me at all!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:57:18
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According to Shameless you can get a BJ for about $12.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:57:56
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I was not in FBLA...

w/e gram wellington, you waspy old ***, you.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:58:24
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According to Shameless you can get a BJ for about $12.

omfg I lol'd way too hard at that.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:58:39
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$20 for a hooker seems very risky, even if it's for a BJ!

I can't find the 'This is 40' escort scene. :(
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:59:18
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
According to Shameless you can get a BJ for about $12.

I love that show so much!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:59:40
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Then comes the decision... do I continue to go to BK or stop over on that corner and ask that hooker to step into my vehicle...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-01-28 13:00:25
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Mosin Sugar Britches the Executioner said: »
Flav & I share the same name, but I'm not telling a certain canadian murderer

Sugar Britches!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 13:02:02
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
$20 for a hooker seems very risky, even if it's for a BJ! I can't find the 'This is 40' escort scene. :(
She can always try to negotiate for more while she's going down on ya... you open your eyes and she's got a note card in front of you and before you even read it you're all like wtf where did she get that note card??!?! by then you start to feel the teeth and the cards all like another 20 or I bite!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 13:02:14
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Then comes the decision... do I continue to go to BK or stop over on that corner and ask that hooker to step into my vehicle...

That's what the drive through is for, Flav! GAH!

EDIT: Okay...I think I'm done with hooker jokes for today.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 13:02:28
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Mosin Sugar Britches the Executioner said: »
Flav & I share the same name, but I'm not telling a certain canadian murderer
Sugar Britches!
Ha! You're screwed now sugar britches part deux!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 13:03:06
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
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Then comes the decision... do I continue to go to BK or stop over on that corner and ask that hooker to step into my vehicle...
That's what the drive through is for, Flav! GAH!
I was assuming the guy only had $12... and you know they can see you from the window... unless that's what you're aiming for!
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