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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:35:30
So, was it a random stabbing or was he soliciting a prostitute? This whole thing...God help you, Sugar Britches!
I say good! poor prostitutes are usually the ones who end up stabbed. it's nice to see a john on the other side of the knife for once.
(which is also why prostitution should be regulated)
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:38:06
So, was it a random stabbing or was he soliciting a prostitute? This whole thing...God help you, Sugar Britches!
I say good! poor prostitutes are usually the ones who end up stabbed. it's nice to see a john on the other side of the knife for once.
(which is also why prostitution should be regulated)
EGADS! What if Flav's brother's former teacher was a neo-Jack the Ripper, and he finally found the one that just wouldn't take it?!?
Bum bum BUUUUUMMMMM!!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:39:36
What if Flav's brother's former teacher was a neo-Jack the Ripper, and he finally found the one that just wouldn't take it?!?
that's how it's playing out in my mind with zero facts at my disposal, lmao.
how many hookers have turned up missing in Chicago lately?
O wait, no one reports them missing, because no one cares.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:39:41
Ok Sugar britches update for anyone that cares... He was actually stabbed to death by a prostitute... Everyone was relieved it had nothing to do with a student. but god.. God damnit Mosin... at least tell me there were no shotguns involved because if I missed that... Something...Something...Crime rate in Chicago... So, was it a random stabbing or was he soliciting a prostitute? This whole thing...God help you, Sugar Britches! He didn't live in Chicago lol... doesn't apply to the crime rate. You shouldn't be talking Ms. Texas there are more than double the murders per year in your state than in mine lol.
From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:41:07
Texas there are more than double the murders per year in your state than in mine lol.
her state is 5 times the size of yours, goofy.
per capita would be the more interesting statistic.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:41:14
How did this become my brothers teacher? While we all went to the same school and he taught all of us, I brought him up as a former teacher of mine and that my brother linked the article to me.
Also, and again, this did not take place in Chicago lol.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:43:28
He didn't live in Chicago lol... doesn't apply to the crime rate. You shouldn't be talking Ms. Texas there are more than double the murders per year in your state than in mine lol.
From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.
There are? Well, that's good to know! Houston I'm willing to bet.
LOL! Well, that's more ho-hum than the other scenario.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:43:37
From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOY!!!!
hooker: that'll be 300$
teacher: ***, I'm a teacher, how's about two-fiddy?!?
hooker: 300 or I'm stabbing you...
teacher: you can't draw blood from a rock!
hooker: wanna bet? /stabbystaberson
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:46:34
How did this become my brothers teacher? While we all went to the same school and he taught all of us, I brought him up as a former teacher of mine and that my brother linked the article to me.
Also, and again, this did not take place in Chicago lol.
Sorry about that. What subject did he teach again? Biology? I'm really working the Jack the Ripper angle!
I'm glad I backread one page to get some closure on this though.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:48:35
I'm glad I backread one page to get some closure on this though.
for shame, you no-back-reader. this thread is simple enough these days.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:49:56
From what I understand he ordered her services online and there was some sort of monetary dispute which led to the assault.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOY!!!!
hooker: that'll be 300$
teacher: ***, I'm a teacher, how's about two-fiddy?!?
hooker: 300 or I'm stabbing you...
teacher: you can't draw blood from a rock!
hooker: wanna bet? /stabbystaberson
So, now I'm curious, what did he get for $300? I mean, I'm not an authority on prostitutes, but I would assume we could determine the quality of a hooker by the price of service(s) rendered.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:49:59
He was a business teacher there I guess or so they say... I only had him for an introduction to typing class and as a substitute.
My biology teacher was a weird guy too...
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:50:46
He made up that entire thing Z... lol... You were just made privy to the inner workings of Mos' mind on that one.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:52:30
He was a business teacher there I guess or so they say... I only had him for an introduction to typing class and as a substitute.
My biology teacher was a weird guy too...
Were you in FBLA?
He made up that entire thing Z... lol... You were just made privy to the inner workings of Mos' mind on that one.
I know. I was rolling with it. Hooker economics is the most intriguing going-ons on AH today.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:53:27
So, now I'm curious, what did he get for $300? I mean, I'm not an authority on prostitutes, but I would assume we could determine the quality of a hooker by the price of services rendered.
I would agree with your assumption, although I was just talking out of my ***. I have 0 prostitute experience.
when I was in vegas though, some guy was telling me it's anywhere from 20$-10,000$. which kind of piqued my curiosity. what does a guy get for 10k? like a week? or still just one night? sounds crazier than *** to me.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:56:53
I was not in FBLA... Screw you for even asking if I was! You don't know me at all!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:57:18
According to Shameless you can get a BJ for about $12.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:57:56
w/e gram wellington, you waspy old ***, you.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-01-28 12:58:24
According to Shameless you can get a BJ for about $12.
omfg I lol'd way too hard at that.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:58:39
$20 for a hooker seems very risky, even if it's for a BJ!
I can't find the 'This is 40' escort scene. :(
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 12:59:18
According to Shameless you can get a BJ for about $12.
I love that show so much!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 12:59:40
Then comes the decision... do I continue to go to BK or stop over on that corner and ask that hooker to step into my vehicle...
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-01-28 13:00:25
Mosin Sugar Britches the Executioner said: »Flav & I share the same name, but I'm not telling a certain canadian murderer
Sugar Britches!
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 13:02:02
$20 for a hooker seems very risky, even if it's for a BJ! I can't find the 'This is 40' escort scene. :( She can always try to negotiate for more while she's going down on ya... you open your eyes and she's got a note card in front of you and before you even read it you're all like wtf where did she get that note card??!?! by then you start to feel the teeth and the cards all like another 20 or I bite!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-01-28 13:02:14
Then comes the decision... do I continue to go to BK or stop over on that corner and ask that hooker to step into my vehicle...
That's what the drive through is for, Flav! GAH!
EDIT: Okay...I think I'm done with hooker jokes for today.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 13:02:28
Mosin Sugar Britches the Executioner said: »Flav & I share the same name, but I'm not telling a certain canadian murderer Sugar Britches!Ha! You're screwed now sugar britches part deux!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-01-28 13:03:06
Then comes the decision... do I continue to go to BK or stop over on that corner and ask that hooker to step into my vehicle... That's what the drive through is for, Flav! GAH! I was assuming the guy only had $12... and you know they can see you from the window... unless that's what you're aiming for!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
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