While I'm waiting for Nik to arrive with an amazing story I'm left sitting here thinking about all the stupid things I've heard people say regarding this topic...
kind of like... no baby... if you're on top you can't get pregnant...
Just the tip... (we all know just the tip turns into just the shaft and then somehow a ball got up there)
(guy) oh yeah baby don't worry I'm on birth control... (yes he was actually taking birth control pills)
All this talk of mennonites is making me hungry. Some fresh bread, butter, and some cherry preserve... might have to stop at the amish mart on the way home.
Trying to decide if its worth it to convince a friend not to marry someone that drives em crazy or to just sit back and watch the chaos from my lawnchair as it unfolds...
As the sign tacked to the corkboard in the break room clearly states... Nothing Good Can Come of This.
I have been asked several times about it so I may as well explain.
In the immortal words of bart simpson, "you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't."
When we stand on the precipice. The great dock where the judge of all things passes sentence, There is no question what the verdict will be nor any escape from the final judgement. For we are all guilty and shall be punished. There is no escape. Nothing good can come of this applies to anything and everything we consider because nothing good can come from anything we do or say for our opinion is self centered and serves our own interests...
If you try to convince your friend to withdraw you will probably only push him further into the abyss and if you say nothing he will blame you anyways so whatever you say he will eventually hold you accountable and responsible for whatever poor decision he makes because he too is presumably human and that's what humans do...
On one hand the future is crystal clear. We will all die. What happens between then and now is the hazy gray area no one can see clearly. Maybe she is lying about the pregnancy or maybe she is the love of his life. Maybe a little heartbreak and baby mama drama will be good for him and maybe he will go all to pieces...
It's impossible to know for certain.
I like to go with. I don't know man... but whatever you decide I will still be right here for you.
The more vague the better... and throw in some humor. If he says "I decided to marry her" then you think thoughtfully for a time and say, I'll go fluff the couch and get it ready for you....
Let's face it. He knows it's a stupid idea, he knows you know it's a stupid idea. and he knows you know he knows it's a stupid idea.
A friend said to me one time "well what do you think?" and I said "you already know what I think" and he said "yeah, you think it's stupid" and I said "so what are you asking me for!?"
Do you want me to try to talk you out of it? Do you want me to try to talk you into it? What do you want from me?
Edit: Also, I'm most likely helping you witht this quick death... He wouldn't just let you go after the duel... The things he would have Parker do to you...
(guy) oh yeah baby don't worry I'm on birth control... (yes he was actually taking birth control pills)
Please everyone share thier stories as I wait!
What?!? Are you shitting me? Did he just walk into an OBGYN clinic, and was like, "I've got an idea. Just hear me out!"
Ten minutes later, the doctor thinks to his or herself, "Just give the dude some Ortho-Evra, put the patch over his mouth, and get him the *** out of here!"
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.