FFXIAH Linkshell Ni

The Christopher Waltz one is the best!

that's why he was last!

>.O

Go ahead. Chastise me without trying it for yourself. In the end, the lord of improvisation will praise me and shower me with macaroni and cheese mixed with barbecue sauce.

THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US!!!

What?!? Barbecue sauce mixed with cheese?



Hurry up, time!

Been there, done that, but with Ketchup.

SMOTE US ALL!!!

PARKER when you finish stomping skully... trim the first 30 seconds off this video....

Because even with my lofty doctoral degree in advanced diabolical engineering and applied sciences... I can not come to terms with this mayonnaise on sausage enigma magnus has burdened me with...

Do even the freaky-deaky-dutch put mayonnaise on sausages?....
probably those dutch ***... Perhaps that is the answer...
/bangs gavel
MANUS MAGNUSSON! this court finds you under suspicion of being DUTCH! How do you plea!?

PARKER!!! Draw a pentacle on the floor I must commune with the deceased and call upon the unholy power of

BETTY BLADE!!!

/performs satanic rituals while you reacquaint yourself.


And so it has come to pass that Betty Blade has carried her battle against all of mankind into the afterlife. Legends like hers are not born, they are forged in the fire of adversity. And I believe her first opponent was none other than Odin himself who she quickly boob choked and then stole Sleipnir away from him...

Using her dark powers she fused the beast with a motorcycle that she rides across the night skies... it's painted with a black acid that burns the hand of anyone foolish enough to touch it, their arms burn away like a fast fuse until it reaches the body which explodes like a bomb...

I can see her now, with her uncountable army of slaves behind her cutting a swath across the heavens with terror... chain whipping all of the things into submission.

Betty Brunnhilde Blade. Valkyrie of Vengeance, Goddess of the Grave. I beseech thee!! Ride to us in all your glory and punish the guilty.

Magnus is the one! He put Mayonnaise on a Sausage
claim him! claim his soul!

/doesn't get an answer

damn, I would give almost anything to be able to call her up and send her over to mag's place for a visit... My words will never be able to do her justice. You should have seen her. she could clear a bar by herself, not that she needed to. She had a gang that would have scared the mortal ***out of the entire NFL

I'm sorry to tell you this brother said an old friend not long ago but betty is gone he said sadly. I loved her too...his eyes filling with tears...

don't feel bad for her brother,
or for me...
or yourself.
She has gone beyond us now
but
she will always be with us...
if you must feel, have pity for those poor fools in hell...they have no idea what is coming /shudder

she probably has satan by the neck already, riding him around like one of those pony sticks.. poor ***



it's not just the awkwardness of getting knocked out by a chick... NO, she always took it further... to humiliation. She made kicking dudes *** look easy... and she enjoyed it immensely. I never once saw her back down. She was on a path most mortals fear to look at. a path of glory.

I wonder... will there be any hell left for the rest of us when she has had her fill?

We'll see soon enough...

I'm trying to picture some sort of hideous passenger train packed full of people and napalm wrecking into a chemical plant with an atom bomb going off in the background .. it's hard to imagine what it will be like after she grabs hell by the balls and turns it inside out... laughing the whole time.

/takes off top hat

The thought of ketchup mixed with mac and cheese is even worse than the barbecue sauce.

What is wrong with you people?

Improvise!!!

You know what else!!

Box Mac n Cheese > From Scratch!

And yes, I have had several from scratch made! MEH!!!

Guilty as charged!

I'm 1/4th Dutch. >.>

Yes, sir!

Well I called it, figured there would be some attempt to copy cat or some crazy HS shooting thing today. I would have written it down but been worrying bout Parker kicking the boys...

I KNEW IT!!!

I'm still trying to send you that army of leather clad lesbian bikers to chain whip your whole town into submission...
/keeps looking in Rolodex

where did you say you lived again?

Well, I was going to add some Vanessa Williams, but between the snausage abominations and the vengeful, Valkyrie vixen, the time has passed.

You get no pirouettes from me!!! Not even a damn arabesque!

Go away, Vanessa Williams! Nobody likes you!

lol

damn Dutchman!

c'est la vie.

busy here today ; ;

Lucky duck!

good point.

make sure to drink a bunch of wine & shout obscenities at the movers tonight!

well ***look @ that, space is giving you a present!

Now that's fun. Orion is easy enough to find. There will probably be too much light pollution though.

To backroad, country drive, or not to backroad, country drive? That is the question!

if there's a big enough one, you'll see it anyway.



I'll be under the influence.

I'll see you at Custer's Mine!

/omitsshunpowerlevel6

Morning Ni. I hope you all prepared to ambush the mailman since USPS says a package was delivered on Saturday, BUT THE OFFICE IS CLOSED SATURDAY AND WE NEVER HAVE MAIL DELIVERED ON THAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! /hides behind the bushes in wait

Anyone talk about the "affluenza" while I was gone?

I think Parker mumbled something bout getting inoculated. That is about it.

I don't think "affluenza" is what you think it is... lol...

Think affluent...

I keep using that word, and I don't think I know what it means? D:

It did sound funny but figured was another form people call the flu. Figured u were sick. Figured Parker got inoculated to be able to get you sick by letting the virus out right in front of you. But I don't think Parker would do that to you. XD

Affluenza has nothing to do with the flu... not even a little bit lol...

That's why I put affluent up there cuz I figured you'd know what that meant and make the connection...

Aye, and I don't get that word, and I don't want to look it up and feel more idiotic than I do already XD I see affluent is root word, but is it...being fluent in FLU speak??? D:

I suck at English and proper stuff btw. Mag prolly hates me for it. And I hated school for it.