Oh God
"*** is a very dangerous operation. We need to pay attention to how we use ***. some of the students have made *** bombs by the students and crushed the system."
"What is *** bomb?"
I can't do this oh god.
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Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »
My professor is too Asian to say "fork" so she's been saying "***" and "we make a *** call" for about 40 minutes now. I can't hold in the laughter much more.
there was a waitress at a chinese resturant here that was the exact same way. well I was working construction with this idiot at the time who couldn't be more pleased by this. we'd go there for lunch once a week, it was a buffet type deal, & he'd get all his food, & sit down with no fork. invariably, she'd come over and asked if we need anything else, & he say, "ya, I need something to eat with" just because he knew she'd say "you wanna fok?" & he'd giggle like a school girl everytime.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I'm maybe 1-2M off my 3rd umbral marrow. it's going to make me despise ffxi.
Siren.Flavin said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
I'm maybe 1-2M off my 3rd umbral marrow. it's going to make me despise ffxi.
yes sir.
it's wildly depressing. I was telling my wife she needs to win the mog bonanza again to fund the finishing of ze spharai. & yes 99 is finished, *** an afterglow.
Top of the morning to you, Ni! And by top I mean five minutes left in the morning.
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Top of the morning to you, Ni! And by top I mean five minutes left in the morning.
still an hour here!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Top of the morning to you, Ni! And by top I mean five minutes left in the morning.
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Mosin, darn Mountain Time! You should do something productive with that time and fight grizzly bears!
Skull, you should...Ummm...IDK.
Skull, you should...Ummm...IDK.
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Pfft, both of you are wrong. It's 2 more hours!
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What should Yomi do with her two hours?
3 hours till tea time!
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I got woken up by some Mexican who wouldn't stop talking when I said I didn't understand him. Speaking Spanish really fast, it was the wrong number and I knew that much. So I got angry and told him to stfu and hung up. :< lol Time for breakfast!
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Asura.Yomisha said: »
I got woken up by some Mexican who wouldn't stop talking when I said I didn't understand him. Speaking Spanish really fast, it was the wrong number and I knew that much. So I got angry and told him to stfu and hung up. :< lol Time for breakfast!
Wrong number calls in the morning. Boo! I never pick up the house phone anymore.
It was Skull I bet >.>
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I was asking how you'd like your eggs!
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That's the best part, it was to my cell. xD I've had this number for about 8 years now. Wrong number calls are happening more and more.
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Asura.Yomisha said: »
That's the best part, it was to my cell. xD I've had this number for about 8 years now. Wrong number calls are happening more and more.
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Mosin! You could buy your marrows from Asura for 11m instead of 13m+! I just might know some people who farm them nightly. >.>;
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Mosin, darn Mountain Time! You should do something productive with that time and fight grizzly bears! Skull, you should...Ummm...IDK.
how'd you know that what we do with our extra time out here? I didn't think flatlanders were privy to our awesome ways.
Bismarck.Narshee said: »
It was Skull I bet >.>
bahahahaha
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Asura.Yomisha said: »
That's the best part, it was to my cell. xD I've had this number for about 8 years now. Wrong number calls are happening more and more.
That is so ANNOYING! AHHH!!! If it's any consolation, I used to have a redneck call my number all the time. That may as well have been a foreign language.
"Hey, Ronnie! Ger-Der-Der-Der-Der. Der-Do-Der. Call meh back!"
Have you ever had texts from people who have the wrong number? That is so fun! LOL!
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Asura.Yomisha said: »
Mosin! You could buy your marrows from Asura for 11m instead of 13m+! I just might know some people who farm them nightly. >.>;
>.<
dammit I can't leave my hetro life partner alone on siren. and he's only 1 away, so not much incentive there.... plus I lured Flav over to siren with punch & pie.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
bahahahaha
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I like replying to wrong number texts. :3 There was one time when some dude was drunk texting and I didn't have the heart to mess with him. He's a sappy drunk, poor guy.
Edit: The weird part about wrong number texts is shouldn't the number be saved? Maybe it was written on a bar napkin, lol?
Edit: The weird part about wrong number texts is shouldn't the number be saved? Maybe it was written on a bar napkin, lol?
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Satellite radio does me dirty sometimes. Of all the things that could get stuck in my head...
Shame! Shame on me!
Shame! Shame on me!
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Asura.Yomisha said: »
I like replying to wrong number texts. :3 There was one time when some dude was drunk texting and I didn't have the heart to mess with him. He's a sappy drunk, poor guy.
Edit: The weird part about wrong number texts is shouldn't the number be saved? Maybe it was written on a bar napkin, lol?
Edit: The weird part about wrong number texts is shouldn't the number be saved? Maybe it was written on a bar napkin, lol?
Good call. No kicking people when they're down.
I've wondered that too!
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Satellite radio does me dirty sometimes. Of all the things that could get stuck in my head...
Asura.Yomisha said: »
Edit: The weird part about wrong number texts is shouldn't the number be saved? Maybe it was written on a bar napkin, lol?
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What's the point to that? :o I always save the contact info if I have it. I'd rather know who I'm mistexting!
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