Sect, have you ever been to Carlo's bake shop from Cake Boss?
Yes.
His cupcakes taste like utter ***, he's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge jerk, and the lines outside his bakery give me issues everytime I want to go to the Verizon store or CVS next door.
I have similar office stories but I just don't have the delivery lol...
You should tell us a story anyways... /daylate&dollarshort
Well we hired a temp last year to try and fill a position that we had trouble keeping occupied at the time... she came in and seemed to catch on fairly quick but after the first week she just started getting caught doing strange things... the first were the stories about how the ladies would find her in the restroom with her shirt off taking sink showers... from the stories I had heard they would find her in there bare from the waste up washing herself down with the paper towels that you use to dry your hands lol... then I guess she would go into for her morning "meeting" where she would take her personal calls...
She also would walk around the office with her cell phone glued to her ear like she owned the place... she even walked into someone's office while on the phone... didn't acknowledge the person that was in there and then took some candy and left...
one of the best was cookie gate 2011... I guess she kept some cookies in a baggie in her desk... one day she stands up at her desk and starts shouting... "Who took my cookies?!?!?!" I guess she was two or three light and was under the impression that someone had slinked over to her desk to take some cookies... she went around questioning people and it was pretty hilarious and comfortable... I believe she even filed a complaint lol...
She also tried to file a worker's comp claim because the carpet on the floor was allegedly giving her a rash or making her itch or something lol... keep in mind she was there maybe about three weeks for all of this... she was terminated pretty quickly because she had gone about making this place her actual residence and offending pretty much everyone... I heard she had a crazy amount of innapropriate personal emails through the work email but I was never privy to those...
His cupcakes taste like utter ***, he's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge jerk, and the lines outside his bakery give me issues everytime I want to go to the Verizon store or CVS next door.
now just barricade him in the store and burn it all to the ground.
and stand outside and scream the patty cake song as loud as you can.
morning fellow humans. I think I may have be poisoned last night. I have my left eye on you, Niko. right eye doesn't give a ***, but left eye's on you buddy.
His cupcakes taste like utter ***, he's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge jerk, and the lines outside his bakery give me issues everytime I want to go to the Verizon store or CVS next door.
now just barricade him in the store and burn it all to the ground.
and stand outside and scream the patty cake song as loud as you can.
/hates the cakeboss so much
Can't, he's currently away starting a new super bakery a town over.
I have my left eye on you, Niko. right eye doesn't give a ***, but left eye's on you buddy.
it probably was me... I was trying to unremember some things and got into the first aid kit pretty deeply.... mea culpa
<~my left eye is still lost... yomisha the pink robot transformer poked it out with a stick... and then smacked a tooth out of my head. I tried to bbq yomi in a gigantic easy bake oven and thought I succeeded in killing her. However, later under torture, an underling confessed to witnessing a small taru carrying a stuffed green dinosaur jettisoned in an escape pod before the oven reached critical mass...
I miss everything when I'm trying to get stuff done!
Stoopid Susan stories (Why haven't I heard of these yet?!? LOL!)
Something something car
Ron Swanson Krieger Sect talking about the guy on 'Cake Boss' being a douche
Weird temps
EDIT: Skull, I might have an answer for you about the doors. Congrats! You had me fiddling with that question after I went home too. :/
comforting to know you almost took my feeble life simply as an unconvienent by-product of another one of your hits. hurts a little less knowing the malice was intended elsewhere.
I can't believe I used to endure car rides without 4g interwebz.
4 hours til we get to my parents place and I csn retrieve my car. 15 minutes from there
I can't believe I used to endure car rides without 4g interwebz.
4 hours til we get to my parents place and I csn retrieve my car. 15 minutes from there
Skull parentals: Skullito, what are you doing on your phone?
Me: Watching Bahumut finally destroy the world!
idk. something about it all.... I worry for him, for his mom, that I won't be too deep into the whiskey when the little bugger decides to come along. the whole damn deal has me worked up. the doctor made me cut the cord last time. isn't that what I pay her good money for? for chistsakes that was icky. all the yelling, blood, adrenaline, & fear... by god. I'm not ready.
but, time waits for no man, so I suppose I better ***' get ready. I guess on the good side, a couple hours of that, then it will be back to normal, non-crazy wife.
Stoopid Susan stories (Why haven't I heard of these yet?!? LOL!)
I had all my memories neatly organized until complete lack of self restraint decided to play fifty two card pick up with the deck. Rather then take to the necessary time to reorganize I crammed the whole mess into an empty metal filing drawer. Occasionally, despite numerous attempts to dissolve them with alcohol, one of the cards appears on my desk and the memories come flooding back...
Flavin said something about random gift giving and KABOOM
stoopid susan is a very very dark memory.. there are a lot of young kids on this internet thing and the bulimia aspect alone gives me pause.. it's a very real and very frightening disease and I have seen people lost to it. It's not something I joke about but also it weighs so heavily in a story like Susan's I can't leave it out either. Watching someone rot away in front of you eyes is one of a thousand memories I have that are such a think slice of REAL I am not sure sometimes whether or not I should serve them up.
Stoopid Susan stories (Why haven't I heard of these yet?!? LOL!)
I had all my memories neatly organized until complete lack of self restraint decided to play fifty two card pick up with the deck. Rather then take to the necessary time to reorganize I crammed the whole mess into an empty metal filing drawer. Occasionally, despite numerous attempts to dissolve them with alcohol, one of the cards appears on my desk and the memories come flooding back... Flavin said something about random gift giving and KABOOM also
stoopid susan is a very very dark memory.. there are a lot of young kids on this internet thing and the bulimia aspect alone gives me pause.. it's a very real and very frightening disease and I have seen people lost to it. It's not something I joke about but also it weighs so heavily in a story like Susan's I can't leave it out either. Watching someone rot away in front of you eyes is one of a thousand memories I have that are such a think slice of REAL I am not sure sometimes whether or not I should serve them up.
may as well shake these kids up Niko, life will do it without pause, if you hesitate, anyway.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
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