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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2012-11-28 16:19:50
Okay...Weird memory, but did you all have instructions on the "appropriate" way to receive communion? Like, did you get the instructions on how far your tongue could stick out while accepting the sacrament? Do they just teach girls that during confirmation?
Head slightly tilted and your tongue can't go further out than your bottom lip? "Lady-like" communion, I guess?
Looking back, I just wonder if they thought, "These gals are going to give these communion wafers a fallatin' of a lifetime! Wait until they get booze in their system!"
Who knew communion could be so erotic.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:22:09
/sigh
I need to start counting posts before I brain dump something like that. Didn't think that would go to the next page. :/
You were Catholic/went to Catholic school, right? Did you get that instruction during confirmation?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-11-28 16:22:22
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Okay...Weird memory, but did you all have instructions on the "appropriate" way to receive communion? Like, did you get the instructions on how far your tongue could stick out while accepting the sacrament? Do they just teach girls that during confirmation?
Head slightly tilted and your tongue can't go further out than your bottom lip? "Lady-like" communion, I guess?
Looking back, I just wonder if they thought, "These gals are going to give these communion wafers a fallatin' of a lifetime! Wait until they get booze in their system!"
Who knew communion could be so erotic. Suddenly... I wish I had been more religious and gone to church...
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2012-11-28 16:24:56
/sigh
I need to start counting posts before I brain dump something like that. Didn't think that would go to the next page. :/
You were Catholic/went to Catholic school, right? Did you get that instruction during confirmation?
I never personally took communion (I got sent because my parents thought it was simply better than public school and the nun/principal was very nice) but considering that the Catholic school I attended was pretty laid back they never really had any specific rules for it when I sat through mass.
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 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-11-28 16:25:13
Nothing about mouth, just posture, direction to face, where to stand, HOW HIGH TO HOLD THE DAMN CANDLE. I was afraid I was gonna burn my dress.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:25:50
Well, what I'm wondering is did they teach it to guys, and if not, what is the reasoning behind it? Why would accepting communion only be a provocative act with females?
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By Siren.Mosin 2012-11-28 16:28:34
Well, what I'm wondering is did they teach it to guys, and if not, what is the reasoning behind it? Why would accepting communion only be a provocative act with females?
I remember being told the same thing, although, I am man pretty.
/shrugg
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-11-28 16:30:10
Although I thought it was kinda disgusting to accept food in my mouth from the hands of a person who had been touching objects around the church the entire time and shaking hands with everyone...
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By Bismarck.Misao 2012-11-28 16:31:18
IIRC there was something about pose, how to set your hands, and how to receive it in case you took it in your mouth, or how to eat it if you receive it in your hand.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-11-28 16:31:32
Well, what I'm wondering is did they teach it to guys, and if not, what is the reasoning behind it? Why would accepting communion only be a provocative act with females? Gotta let the priests have some entertainment?
Sorry I'll shut up now. :x
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-11-28 16:32:05
storytime!
Da Rules
1.)Toilet Seat Down Lid Closed.
2.)Whoever cooks the other person cleans
3.)Men - Open/hold open the door
4.)Women - Say thank you for having door opened/held open
5.)PICK/PURCHASE YOUR OWN CLOTHES!
6.)Clean up after yourself! Do your own laundry. Clean the bathroom. etc.
Why you absolutely must clean up after yourself, especially after you have children....
Gentlemen, do you want to bang your mom? NO! of course not so therefore DO NOT under any circumstances allow your wife to take care of you like she is your mom. It ruins it!
So many men make the mistake of allowing themselves to be "taken care of" along with the other kids. Until in the mind of their wife they literally become one of the kids. WRONG You don't want to bang your mom and Your wife does not want to bang her kids, if you allow her to treat you like one of the kids (always letting her pick up after you et.)your sex life will suffer and dwindle, rapidly approaching 0.
Before long you are divorced and living at the Lonely Bachelor Apartment Dump staring balefully at the laundry machines wondering how they function.
"But I don't know how to do laundry" -said my idiot friend.
Easy, you can go to a laundromat that has a drop off service and ask to be shown how to do your laundry. You pay for the drop off service but they just tell you how to do it. Whammo! You are one step closer to self sufficiency.
/rambles on
I met this one guy that whoseI kid you not clothes matched his nine year old son. And I was all "Dude, there is no way in hell you are ever gunna get laid by your wife in those *** garanimal clothes"
and he confessed and sought my counsel.
Think of it this way men, lets say starting tomorrow you have to take care of your wife or girlfriend, not because she is sick or injured or anything, just because she suddenly no longer feels like taking care of herself for no apparent reason, no more cleaning, no more laundry, no more cooking, doesn't even buy herself clothes any more. Suddenly she is completely incapable of taking care of her own basic needs. You even have to remind her to shower every few days.
She comes home from work, changes into smelly sweat pants and a dirty oil stained tee shirt and stares at soap operas on the television and drinking beer for ten hours. And you have to take care of her like she is freaking Terri Schindler Shiavo (the chick that made the term persistent vegetative state famous)how long do you think you could handle it and still maintain a healthy respect for her and be interested in her sexually? NOT VERY LONG!!! which is what happened to your dad and why you stopped having brothers and sisters and he started dressing like a nimrod.
IT'S A TRAP!!!
Don't let her dress you up like a friggen Ken doll, she can play that game with her gay male friends. Buy new clothes periodically in the current (whatever business you are in) fashion for yourself.
The undisputed number one greatest aphrodisiac for women of all times... <drumroll>
When men clean the bathroom and don't ever mention it.
Be a man, not a little child she has to chase around the playground wiping snot off your cheeks. Set your own appointments with your barber, doctor, dentist etc.
If you don't want to be a man, don't move out of your mom's house, live with her for the rest of your miserable sexless life you weirdo.
/storytime over
/slams the door
Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:34:53
Although I thought it was kinda disgusting to accept food in my mouth from the hands of a person who had been touching objects around the church the entire time and shaking hands with everyone...
That was gross! We went to those plastic shot-glass things for the wine when I was sixteen, I think. Thank God!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-11-28 16:39:34
Nik's stories always give me warm fuzzies. :x
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-11-28 16:40:21
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »I'd plus you for the use of that word but I ran out ._. Sucks they are having troubles tho >_<
Uri, like 10 years ago, my whole family had money on me being first to have a spawnling. I was like "DUDES! I am 18!!!!!!!!!" OMG, you're old.
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-11-28 16:41:50
I was only 8 when I was forced to do the communion but I think that's when I started hating the church lol. I really hated that day, my dad told me I was so mad it was impossible to make me enjoy all the celebrations afterwards, I was pouty all day.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:43:22
Gentlemen, do you want to bang your mom? NO! of course not so therefore DO NOT under any circumstances allow your wife to take care of you like she is your mom. It ruins it!
^^^This so much!^^^
/fumes
Such a turn off!
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-11-28 16:43:58
I was only 8 when I was forced to do the communion but I think that's when I started hating the church lol. I really hated that day, my dad told me I was so mad it was impossible to make me enjoy all the celebrations afterwards, I was pouty all day. So you were acting female?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:45:56
I was only 8 when I was forced to do the communion but I think that's when I started hating the church lol. I really hated that day, my dad told me I was so mad it was impossible to make me enjoy all the celebrations afterwards, I was pouty all day.
That stinks! You lot have Catechism at eight, right? I forgot when we started communion, but it wasn't until Confirmation (when you're a teen) that we were giving the run-down about Communion.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:46:57
I was only 8 when I was forced to do the communion but I think that's when I started hating the church lol. I really hated that day, my dad told me I was so mad it was impossible to make me enjoy all the celebrations afterwards, I was pouty all day. So you were acting female?
/slaps
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By Ramuh.Urial 2012-11-28 16:47:49
I was only 8 when I was forced to do the communion but I think that's when I started hating the church lol. I really hated that day, my dad told me I was so mad it was impossible to make me enjoy all the celebrations afterwards, I was pouty all day. So you were acting female?
/slaps Cougar has some spirit in her!
/giggles
...
/runs away in a panic
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-11-28 16:48:04
Yeah, stupid lessons about morality and stuff. The catechism was kinda like the period before xmas when they tell you that Santa will know if you've been a bad girl so you better behave, cause in this case it's Jesus that will know, and he's even more powerful than Santa!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-11-28 16:48:10
storytime! Da Rules 1.)Toilet Seat Down Lid Closed. 2.)Whoever cooks the other person cleans 3.)Men - Open/hold open the door 4.)Women - Say thank you for having door opened/held open 5.)PICK/PURCHASE YOUR OWN CLOTHES! 6.)Clean up after yourself! Do your own laundry. Clean the bathroom. etc. Why you absolutely must clean up after yourself, especially after you have children.... Gentlemen, do you want to bang your mom? NO! of course not so therefore DO NOT under any circumstances allow your wife to take care of you like she is your mom. It ruins it! So many men make the mistake of allowing themselves to be "taken care of" along with the other kids. Until in the mind of their wife they literally become one of the kids. WRONG You don't want to bang your mom and Your wife does not want to bang her kids, if you allow her to treat you like one of the kids (always letting her pick up after you et.)your sex life will suffer and dwindle, rapidly approaching 0. Before long you are divorced and living at the Lonely Bachelor Apartment Dump staring balefully at the laundry machines wondering how they function. "But I don't know how to do laundry" -said my idiot friend. Easy, you can go to a laundromat that has a drop off service and ask to be shown how to do your laundry. You pay for the drop off service but they just tell you how to do it. Whammo! You are one step closer to self sufficiency. /rambles on I met this one guy that whoseI kid you not clothes matched his nine year old son. And I was all "Dude, there is no way in hell you are ever gunna get laid by your wife in those *** garanimal clothes" and he confessed and sought my counsel. Think of it this way men, lets say starting tomorrow you have to take care of your wife or girlfriend, not because she is sick or injured or anything, just because she suddenly no longer feels like taking care of herself for no apparent reason, no more cleaning, no more laundry, no more cooking, doesn't even buy herself clothes any more. Suddenly she is completely incapable of taking care of her own basic needs. You even have to remind her to shower every few days. She comes home from work, changes into smelly sweat pants and a dirty oil stained tee shirt and stares at soap operas on the television and drinking beer for ten hours. And you have to take care of her like she is freaking Terri Schindler Shiavo (the chick that made the term persistent vegetative state famous)how long do you think you could handle it and still maintain a healthy respect for her and be interested in her sexually? NOT VERY LONG!!! which is what happened to your dad and why you stopped having brothers and sisters and he started dressing like a nimrod. IT'S A TRAP!!! Don't let her dress you up like a friggen Ken doll, she can play that game with her gay male friends. Buy new clothes periodically in the current (whatever business you are in) fashion for yourself. The undisputed number one greatest aphrodisiac for women of all times... <drumroll> When men clean the bathroom and don't ever mention it. Be a man, not a little child she has to chase around the playground wiping snot off your cheeks. Set your own appointments with your barber, doctor, dentist etc. If you don't want to be a man, don't move out of your mom's house, live with her for the rest of your miserable sexless life you weirdo. /storytime over /slams the door
I still need a comment on stress levels concerning maintaining the house of cards...
but bravo on summing that end up.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2012-11-28 16:51:47
my dislike for the church came to be about 6+ years ago or so.
church was a family thing, and my parents started getting involved in church group activities and helping out during masses.
sometimes they would be short handed and instead of asking people for help, they will force-volunteer me to help out (wtf).
there wasnt a problem when it started, but they started relying on me "helping" every effing week, it got annoying (delivering offerings or collecting donations), and not to mention, the lady in charge of said things was a ***.... always taking the shortest (and inefficient) route to collect, even when shown a fair efficient route, she would just get angry "I been doing it like this for years"
one day I just said "nope" and made them get someone else. eventually stopped going to church not long after that.
:/
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-11-28 16:52:37
storytime! Da Rules 1.)Toilet Seat Down Lid Closed. 2.)Whoever cooks the other person cleans 3.)Men - Open/hold open the door 4.)Women - Say thank you for having door opened/held open 5.)PICK/PURCHASE YOUR OWN CLOTHES! 6.)Clean up after yourself! Do your own laundry. Clean the bathroom. etc. Why you absolutely must clean up after yourself, especially after you have children.... Gentlemen, do you want to bang your mom? NO! of course not so therefore DO NOT under any circumstances allow your wife to take care of you like she is your mom. It ruins it! So many men make the mistake of allowing themselves to be "taken care of" along with the other kids. Until in the mind of their wife they literally become one of the kids. WRONG You don't want to bang your mom and Your wife does not want to bang her kids, if you allow her to treat you like one of the kids (always letting her pick up after you et.)your sex life will suffer and dwindle, rapidly approaching 0. Before long you are divorced and living at the Lonely Bachelor Apartment Dump staring balefully at the laundry machines wondering how they function. "But I don't know how to do laundry" -said my idiot friend. Easy, you can go to a laundromat that has a drop off service and ask to be shown how to do your laundry. You pay for the drop off service but they just tell you how to do it. Whammo! You are one step closer to self sufficiency. /rambles on I met this one guy that whoseI kid you not clothes matched his nine year old son. And I was all "Dude, there is no way in hell you are ever gunna get laid by your wife in those *** garanimal clothes" and he confessed and sought my counsel. Think of it this way men, lets say starting tomorrow you have to take care of your wife or girlfriend, not because she is sick or injured or anything, just because she suddenly no longer feels like taking care of herself for no apparent reason, no more cleaning, no more laundry, no more cooking, doesn't even buy herself clothes any more. Suddenly she is completely incapable of taking care of her own basic needs. You even have to remind her to shower every few days. She comes home from work, changes into smelly sweat pants and a dirty oil stained tee shirt and stares at soap operas on the television and drinking beer for ten hours. And you have to take care of her like she is freaking Terri Schindler Shiavo (the chick that made the term persistent vegetative state famous)how long do you think you could handle it and still maintain a healthy respect for her and be interested in her sexually? NOT VERY LONG!!! which is what happened to your dad and why you stopped having brothers and sisters and he started dressing like a nimrod. IT'S A TRAP!!! Don't let her dress you up like a friggen Ken doll, she can play that game with her gay male friends. Buy new clothes periodically in the current (whatever business you are in) fashion for yourself. The undisputed number one greatest aphrodisiac for women of all times... <drumroll> When men clean the bathroom and don't ever mention it. Be a man, not a little child she has to chase around the playground wiping snot off your cheeks. Set your own appointments with your barber, doctor, dentist etc. If you don't want to be a man, don't move out of your mom's house, live with her for the rest of your miserable sexless life you weirdo. /storytime over /slams the door
I still need a comment on stress levels concerning maintaining the house of cards...
but bravo on summing that end up.
/writes perscription for Knob Creek
You're a whiskey man, right?
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-11-28 16:56:11
storytime! Da Rules 1.)Toilet Seat Down Lid Closed. 2.)Whoever cooks the other person cleans 3.)Men - Open/hold open the door 4.)Women - Say thank you for having door opened/held open 5.)PICK/PURCHASE YOUR OWN CLOTHES! 6.)Clean up after yourself! Do your own laundry. Clean the bathroom. etc. Why you absolutely must clean up after yourself, especially after you have children.... Gentlemen, do you want to bang your mom? NO! of course not so therefore DO NOT under any circumstances allow your wife to take care of you like she is your mom. It ruins it! So many men make the mistake of allowing themselves to be "taken care of" along with the other kids. Until in the mind of their wife they literally become one of the kids. WRONG You don't want to bang your mom and Your wife does not want to bang her kids, if you allow her to treat you like one of the kids (always letting her pick up after you et.)your sex life will suffer and dwindle, rapidly approaching 0. Before long you are divorced and living at the Lonely Bachelor Apartment Dump staring balefully at the laundry machines wondering how they function. "But I don't know how to do laundry" -said my idiot friend. Easy, you can go to a laundromat that has a drop off service and ask to be shown how to do your laundry. You pay for the drop off service but they just tell you how to do it. Whammo! You are one step closer to self sufficiency. /rambles on I met this one guy that whoseI kid you not clothes matched his nine year old son. And I was all "Dude, there is no way in hell you are ever gunna get laid by your wife in those *** garanimal clothes" and he confessed and sought my counsel. Think of it this way men, lets say starting tomorrow you have to take care of your wife or girlfriend, not because she is sick or injured or anything, just because she suddenly no longer feels like taking care of herself for no apparent reason, no more cleaning, no more laundry, no more cooking, doesn't even buy herself clothes any more. Suddenly she is completely incapable of taking care of her own basic needs. You even have to remind her to shower every few days. She comes home from work, changes into smelly sweat pants and a dirty oil stained tee shirt and stares at soap operas on the television and drinking beer for ten hours. And you have to take care of her like she is freaking Terri Schindler Shiavo (the chick that made the term persistent vegetative state famous)how long do you think you could handle it and still maintain a healthy respect for her and be interested in her sexually? NOT VERY LONG!!! which is what happened to your dad and why you stopped having brothers and sisters and he started dressing like a nimrod. IT'S A TRAP!!! Don't let her dress you up like a friggen Ken doll, she can play that game with her gay male friends. Buy new clothes periodically in the current (whatever business you are in) fashion for yourself. The undisputed number one greatest aphrodisiac for women of all times... <drumroll> When men clean the bathroom and don't ever mention it. Be a man, not a little child she has to chase around the playground wiping snot off your cheeks. Set your own appointments with your barber, doctor, dentist etc. If you don't want to be a man, don't move out of your mom's house, live with her for the rest of your miserable sexless life you weirdo. /storytime over /slams the door I still need a comment on stress levels concerning maintaining the house of cards... but bravo on summing that end up. /writes perscription for Knob Creek You're a whiskey man, right?
you are, by far and away, my favorite person I've never met.
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By Siren.Mosin 2012-11-28 17:00:14
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By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 17:02:33
I see your lols and raise you this.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2012-11-28 17:07:58
nikoice said: Think of it this way men, lets say starting tomorrow you have to take care of your wife or girlfriend, not because she is sick or injured or anything, just because she suddenly no longer feels like taking care of herself for no apparent reason, no more cleaning, no more laundry, no more cooking, doesn't even buy herself clothes any more. Suddenly she is completely incapable of taking care of her own basic needs. You even have to remind her to shower every few days.
She comes home from work, changes into smelly sweat pants and a dirty oil stained tee shirt and stares at soap operas on the television and drinking beer for ten hours. And you have to take care of her like she is freaking Terri Schindler Shiavo (the chick that made the term persistent vegetative state famous)how long do you think you could handle it and still maintain a healthy respect for her and be interested in her sexually? NOT VERY LONG!!! which is what happened to your dad and why you stopped having brothers and sisters and he started dressing like a nimrod.
Ahahaha. This is brilliant.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-11-28 17:24:57
I see your lols and raise you this.
that was great! doug should've been #1 though.
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By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 17:26:33
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
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Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
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Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
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Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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