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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
 Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-02-09 11:11:30
I'm married with kids, how much Ni taxes am I getting back? 
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:12:25
I'm married with kids, how much Ni taxes am I getting back? Let me take a look.
*goes over to filing cabinet and pulls out Mabrook's file*
Okay if we take the post count divided by days posted... carry the 3... now find the natural log.... derive... then there is the goat salt fee... mmmhmmm... take off the pillow fort credit...
You owe $20.32
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:14:10
I'm married with kids, how much Ni taxes am I getting back?
none, the Ni government spent all the money willy-nilly on whatever they deemed appropriate For the last time, the research to find out if cats prefer canned tuna or fresh tuna was twelve million dollars well spent.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-02-09 11:14:28
Can you deduct popcorn and peanut butter?
 Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:14:47
I've taken part in numerous bake sales, surely I get something for it!?
you're wrong. and there's no shirley here.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:14:54
I've taken part in numerous bake sales, surely I get something for it!? You didn't claim them. Do you have your receipts?
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:15:33
I'm married with kids, how much Ni taxes am I getting back? none, the Ni government spent all the money willy-nilly on whatever they deemed appropriate For the last time, the research to find out if cats prefer canned tuna or fresh tuna was twelve million dollars well spent.
touche'
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2012-02-09 11:16:59
I'm married with kids, how much Ni taxes am I getting back? Buckingham fountain!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:17:36
I know what I would get. A new friggin' computer.
Magnuss just inspired me to go get new boots. there's a hole/s in the bottom of the ones I have now, & has been for 6 months or so
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:18:59
*pulls out Row's file*
Let's see how the cookie crumbles!
Okay so we have the new car credit... first post credit... bird tax... copyright infringement fee... oh that's a lot of posts, I think there's an extra fee for that. Well there is now... okay divide by 3, find the standard deviation... beard credit... moving credit.
Okay you owe $301.82
Can you deduct popcorn and peanut butter? Why yes you can!
*pulls up Magnuss's file*
Let's start with the popcorn and peanut butter... beard credit... Viking helmet credit... Scruffy credit... RT poster fee...
Lucky you! You broke even this year.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-02-09 11:21:37
Damn that RT tax... that's how they getcha.
I know what I would get. A new friggin' computer.
Magnuss just inspired me to go get new boots. there's a hole/s in the bottom of the ones I have now, & has been for 6 months or so Hey, don't blame m-... Oh. Uh... you're welcome?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:23:24
OMG WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE!?
takes his file and burns it I don't see it. What am I looking for? Oh wait, is it that bird? Nevermind, that was just a cat with a poptart for a body.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:24:24
damn it, how do I get a picture on here?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:24:51
I remind you that destroying kingdom property is a crime punishable by death or cake.
That being said, I believe it was $3000.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-02-09 11:24:54
I agree.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:25:41
damn it, how do I get a picture on here? Need to upload it to a site first.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:26:32
damn it, how do I get a picture on here? Need to upload it to a site first.
oh photobucket or the like?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:26:44
I remind you that destroying kingdom property is a crime punishable by death or cake.
That being said, I believe it was $.30 I'll choose cake please. Your choice.
Death by mating with Cake
Edit: I told you money spent on a pet gorilla was a worthwhile investment.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-09 11:27:02
damn it, how do I get a picture on here? Need to upload it to a site first.
oh photobucket or the like? Aye sir.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-02-09 11:28:06
You have to get permission to post pics to Ni, first. Please fill out forms P-97, IRW-15 and of course you'll need to sign F-2, F-3, T-98 in blood, followed by the "First Born Child Donation" form with $50.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:28:09
damn it, how do I get a picture on here? Need to upload it to a site first. oh photobucket or the like? Aye sir.
tyvm, brb
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2012-02-09 11:37:01
ok, brb, new boot time ^^
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
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Posts: 31068
By Ramuh.Urial 2012-02-09 11:48:17
Ni taxes?
/pulls a Harry Redknapp
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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